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@leviweaver.bsky.social
I once won a buckle riding a calf. I don’t know where the buckle or calf are these days but I’m still around.
(Baseball thoughts are at @threetwoeephus.bsky.social
(Baseball thoughts are at @threetwoeephus.bsky.social
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Just one more quick reminder that if you’re following me for baseball purposes, you have followed the wrong account. That’s @threetwoeephus.bsky.social
Over here it’s [taps the name]
Over here it’s [taps the name]
I guess I did sort of expect to be doing this much seething in 2026, but I still don’t enjoy it
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I guess I did sort of expect to be doing this much seething in 2026, but I still don’t enjoy it
Phone call: “I was gonna say enjoy the rest of your day, but … it’s 2026…”
Me: “May you find a modicum of joy, or — failing that — peace in what remains of this day.”
Me: “May you find a modicum of joy, or — failing that — peace in what remains of this day.”
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Phone call: “I was gonna say enjoy the rest of your day, but … it’s 2026…”
Me: “May you find a modicum of joy, or — failing that — peace in what remains of this day.”
Me: “May you find a modicum of joy, or — failing that — peace in what remains of this day.”
Oh hey I forgot to post my “discovered in 2025“ playlist. They’re not all new, just new (probably) to me
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Discovered in 2025 by Levi Weaver on Apple Music
Playlist · 211 Songs
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January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Oh hey I forgot to post my “discovered in 2025“ playlist. They’re not all new, just new (probably) to me
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
If you wanna start your 2026 the right way, set your clock and start John Cage’s ASLSP sometime in the year 1387
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you wanna start your 2026 the right way, set your clock and start John Cage’s ASLSP sometime in the year 1387
Stranger Things new episodes spoiler: Revenge Karen looks like peak Ric Flair
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Stranger Things new episodes spoiler: Revenge Karen looks like peak Ric Flair
you were there in the corner
saying cheers as a prayer
a request, a beseech
call it manifesting if that’s what makes sense to you & yours
grant us a little light to point the way
a little hope to lift our feet
cheers as in:
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
cheers
saying cheers as a prayer
a request, a beseech
call it manifesting if that’s what makes sense to you & yours
grant us a little light to point the way
a little hope to lift our feet
cheers as in:
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
cheers
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you were there in the corner
saying cheers as a prayer
a request, a beseech
call it manifesting if that’s what makes sense to you & yours
grant us a little light to point the way
a little hope to lift our feet
cheers as in:
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
cheers
saying cheers as a prayer
a request, a beseech
call it manifesting if that’s what makes sense to you & yours
grant us a little light to point the way
a little hope to lift our feet
cheers as in:
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
may they get here soon
cheers
Booking a vision exam, should I check yes to indicate that i do in fact have “blood”
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Booking a vision exam, should I check yes to indicate that i do in fact have “blood”
“Ok we gotta rebrand. People are saying we’re targeting kids with these candy cigarettes. Who’s got a suggestion?”
[man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast]
“So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“
“Way ahead of you, Bill.”
[man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast]
“So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“
“Way ahead of you, Bill.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“Ok we gotta rebrand. People are saying we’re targeting kids with these candy cigarettes. Who’s got a suggestion?”
[man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast]
“So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“
“Way ahead of you, Bill.”
[man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast]
“So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“
“Way ahead of you, Bill.”
this will be the first year I don’t have a Spotify wrapped; haven’t opened the app in months.
Riley does a good job of listing all the reasons why
Riley does a good job of listing all the reasons why
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I’d like to remind you that Spotify pays musicians about $0.003 to 0.005 per stream, they’ve demonetized 86% of the music on the platform, and their founder/ CEO has cashed out almost $400m in shares since last summer.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
this will be the first year I don’t have a Spotify wrapped; haven’t opened the app in months.
Riley does a good job of listing all the reasons why
Riley does a good job of listing all the reasons why
Finally got a chance to watch @electrolemon.bsky.social’s special on Dropout and it is legitimately the best stand-up special I’ve seen in years
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Finally got a chance to watch @electrolemon.bsky.social’s special on Dropout and it is legitimately the best stand-up special I’ve seen in years
The international date line is so wild.
I woke up on Thursday morning at 11:00 am Wednesday.
My flight leaves at 9:15pm Thursday and lands at 3:45pm on that same Thursday.
This is a normal thing that everyone understands, but it‘s a brain-shaker to live a 37-hour day.
I woke up on Thursday morning at 11:00 am Wednesday.
My flight leaves at 9:15pm Thursday and lands at 3:45pm on that same Thursday.
This is a normal thing that everyone understands, but it‘s a brain-shaker to live a 37-hour day.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The international date line is so wild.
I woke up on Thursday morning at 11:00 am Wednesday.
My flight leaves at 9:15pm Thursday and lands at 3:45pm on that same Thursday.
This is a normal thing that everyone understands, but it‘s a brain-shaker to live a 37-hour day.
I woke up on Thursday morning at 11:00 am Wednesday.
My flight leaves at 9:15pm Thursday and lands at 3:45pm on that same Thursday.
This is a normal thing that everyone understands, but it‘s a brain-shaker to live a 37-hour day.
Ok I am done with this farce I am going to stop pretending the way we all say “kilometers” is in any way logical or defensible
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ok I am done with this farce I am going to stop pretending the way we all say “kilometers” is in any way logical or defensible
I flew 13.5 hours then another 3 hours, then took 2.5 hours to get through customs and to the rental car place and what’s the first thing I did when I got in my car in Auckland, New Zealand?
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I flew 13.5 hours then another 3 hours, then took 2.5 hours to get through customs and to the rental car place and what’s the first thing I did when I got in my car in Auckland, New Zealand?
My favorite part of this video is the little kid behind home plate who has clearly never heard of Pee-wee Herman, and he gives exactly the correct response (“uhhh, whaaaaat?!”)
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My favorite part of this video is the little kid behind home plate who has clearly never heard of Pee-wee Herman, and he gives exactly the correct response (“uhhh, whaaaaat?!”)
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
Everyone is really uncomfortable with my Pee-wee Herman costume and impersonation, which I think means I’m killing it, probably
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Everyone is really uncomfortable with my Pee-wee Herman costume and impersonation, which I think means I’m killing it, probably
Ok I have a theory
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ok I have a theory
Decided to scroll through HBO‘s documentaries and discovered that there are literally well over 100 shark-themed options.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Decided to scroll through HBO‘s documentaries and discovered that there are literally well over 100 shark-themed options.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
RIP Ace Frehley, sorry when I was 14 I thought Weezer was name-checking Friz Freling instead of you in that song about the garage. I was homeschooled, which I guess explains it
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
RIP Ace Frehley, sorry when I was 14 I thought Weezer was name-checking Friz Freling instead of you in that song about the garage. I was homeschooled, which I guess explains it
Sir this stratagem has completely failed. I believe we should try the exact opposite.
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
October 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sir this stratagem has completely failed. I believe we should try the exact opposite.
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
Southwest airlines announcing assigned seating in a commercial where people are losing their minds, all happy about it, tells me they do not understand their loyal customer base (me) who has a SYSTEM, and it’s being TAKEN from me
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Southwest airlines announcing assigned seating in a commercial where people are losing their minds, all happy about it, tells me they do not understand their loyal customer base (me) who has a SYSTEM, and it’s being TAKEN from me
Attempting to predict the next Very Dumb Thing scientists are begrudgingly forced to say publicly:
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Attempting to predict the next Very Dumb Thing scientists are begrudgingly forced to say publicly:
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
It finally happened: I got an Amber Alert while I was driving, through my CarPlay.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
September 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It finally happened: I got an Amber Alert while I was driving, through my CarPlay.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
two things about “train in vain” by the clash.
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
two things about “train in vain” by the clash.
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
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the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
August 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example