President Alien Mezu Yorblix
@libelproof.bsky.social
Sociology major overstaying my student visa from Cygnus X-1. Are you humans certain that know you doing what you are?
ALT TEXT Profile picture: movie E.T. (1982) early scene of alien creatures returning to their ship and leaving the planet.
ALT TEXT Profile picture: movie E.T. (1982) early scene of alien creatures returning to their ship and leaving the planet.
Pinned
Fack Tramp.
Still upset that because I for years thought any size speaking platform was a podium that I got labeled by some bot as an idiot.
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Still upset that because I for years thought any size speaking platform was a podium that I got labeled by some bot as an idiot.
Superman 2025 those really were Boom Tubes to Apokolips right?
July 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Superman 2025 those really were Boom Tubes to Apokolips right?
Your United States government is ending PEPFAR and making it harder to get vaccines and in general causing much more illness across the globe because the current administration believes that illness is NOT caused by germs and viruses and such but rather by poor lifestyle choices or the Wrath of God.
July 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Your United States government is ending PEPFAR and making it harder to get vaccines and in general causing much more illness across the globe because the current administration believes that illness is NOT caused by germs and viruses and such but rather by poor lifestyle choices or the Wrath of God.
Wow Trump cannot even muster the strength to wear a tie.
July 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wow Trump cannot even muster the strength to wear a tie.
ICE is murdering Americans.
July 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ICE is murdering Americans.
Just searching the word podium on Google Images.
July 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just searching the word podium on Google Images.
SMOKE
STOKE
STAKE
STALE
STALK
STACK
STOKE
STAKE
STALE
STALK
STACK
July 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
SMOKE
STOKE
STAKE
STALE
STALK
STACK
STOKE
STAKE
STALE
STALK
STACK
I have some gripes about the Superman movie like where did the zipties go but maybe a second watch I will catch what I missed.
July 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I have some gripes about the Superman movie like where did the zipties go but maybe a second watch I will catch what I missed.
Cook Out opened in town yesterday and damn right I got a Cheerwine Float.
July 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Cook Out opened in town yesterday and damn right I got a Cheerwine Float.
Youth Pastor Hey kids you know who ALSO landed on Earth to save us but was despised by the public and arrested on arbitrary charges and was locked away from this world for a few days to rescue his pet dog with the help of a shapeshifting father who loves his son no wait this analogy got away from me
July 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Youth Pastor Hey kids you know who ALSO landed on Earth to save us but was despised by the public and arrested on arbitrary charges and was locked away from this world for a few days to rescue his pet dog with the help of a shapeshifting father who loves his son no wait this analogy got away from me
Superman movie blah blah woke politics blah blah online discourse manipulation blah blah billionaires destroying environment blah blah no just give me more Nathan Fillion Guy Gardner destroying fascists with rapidfire giant green obscene gestures.
July 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Superman movie blah blah woke politics blah blah online discourse manipulation blah blah billionaires destroying environment blah blah no just give me more Nathan Fillion Guy Gardner destroying fascists with rapidfire giant green obscene gestures.
If I had a nickel for every time that some film had an egomaniacal techbro character not written as a version of Elon Musk but he starts acting like that character before the movie comes out...
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If I had a nickel for every time that some film had an egomaniacal techbro character not written as a version of Elon Musk but he starts acting like that character before the movie comes out...
Guys GUYS I found the DEI at @harvard.edu
July 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Guys GUYS I found the DEI at @harvard.edu
Age verification sure my first D&D character had a BBLG stat.
July 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Age verification sure my first D&D character had a BBLG stat.
Whenever right wing terminally online parrots lament Austin Fire Chief should be fired from his DEI job for not sending help even though he did send help please PLEASE play the angry footage of Noem pushing back against her Instagram portrait polls saying local officials got everything they needed.
July 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Whenever right wing terminally online parrots lament Austin Fire Chief should be fired from his DEI job for not sending help even though he did send help please PLEASE play the angry footage of Noem pushing back against her Instagram portrait polls saying local officials got everything they needed.
However regarding the mantra of Truth Justice and the American Way Superman is an optimistic alien from flyover country who works in legacy media while Lex Luthor is a billionaire who sells weapons and profits off manipulating the federal bureaucracy and controls online chatter so HE is America IMHO
July 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
However regarding the mantra of Truth Justice and the American Way Superman is an optimistic alien from flyover country who works in legacy media while Lex Luthor is a billionaire who sells weapons and profits off manipulating the federal bureaucracy and controls online chatter so HE is America IMHO
Saw Superman yesterday afternoon and it feels like comic book movies have returned to the 80s when the filmmakers did not care if the audience knew the lore and just told the story that they wanted to because at one point Supes uses SuperBreath to save himself from no its too silly I wont spoil it.
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Saw Superman yesterday afternoon and it feels like comic book movies have returned to the 80s when the filmmakers did not care if the audience knew the lore and just told the story that they wanted to because at one point Supes uses SuperBreath to save himself from no its too silly I wont spoil it.
Does Kalshi have odds yet that the first Texas public official to be fired for the poor response to the flooding will be a fire chief in Austin over 100 miles from the flooding?
July 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Does Kalshi have odds yet that the first Texas public official to be fired for the poor response to the flooding will be a fire chief in Austin over 100 miles from the flooding?
Your Human God definitely Intelligently Designed everything on this backwater planet including the really Intelligent decision to make laughter sound similar to crying because confusing those two sounds will never cause any anxiety to humans also why Intelligently Design humans to have Anxiety?
July 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Your Human God definitely Intelligently Designed everything on this backwater planet including the really Intelligent decision to make laughter sound similar to crying because confusing those two sounds will never cause any anxiety to humans also why Intelligently Design humans to have Anxiety?
🙂Save a par🙂
🟨−🟨−⬛＋🟨＝🟨
🟨−🟩−🟨＋🟨＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
🟨−🟨−⬛＋🟨＝🟨
🟨−🟩−🟨＋🟨＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
Calcule - a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle -
Calcule is a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle. 暗算パズル。
calcule.heavymoons.net
July 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🙂Save a par🙂
🟨−🟨−⬛＋🟨＝🟨
🟨−🟩−🟨＋🟨＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
🟨−🟨−⬛＋🟨＝🟨
🟨−🟩−🟨＋🟨＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
Cant spell NAZI without AI
July 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Cant spell NAZI without AI
🙂Save a par🙂
🟨−🟨−🟨＋⬛＝⬛
🟩−🟨−🟩＋🟩＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
🟨−🟨−🟨＋⬛＝⬛
🟩−🟨−🟩＋🟩＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
Calcule - a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle -
Calcule is a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle. 暗算パズル。
calcule.heavymoons.net
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🙂Save a par🙂
🟨−🟨−🟨＋⬛＝⬛
🟩−🟨−🟩＋🟩＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
🟨−🟨−🟨＋⬛＝⬛
🟩−🟨−🟩＋🟩＝🟨
🟩−🟩−🟩＋🟩＝🟩
Still mad at myself for leaving Twitter after Elon bought it because I could not make a huge flourish of leaving back when he sued Lego.
a lego man is standing in front of a machine and says awesome
Alt: Emmett the Lego construction worker minifigure jumping up and saying "Awesome!"
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Still mad at myself for leaving Twitter after Elon bought it because I could not make a huge flourish of leaving back when he sued Lego.