I have not felt this low in years.

And you know it is only a gimmick account trying to sound smart and not actually interested in encouraging the proper distinct use of podium as it never responds UNLESS it can make a correction and sound like the brightest pupil in the room.

Seriously I should have been packing and eagerly looking forward to my first major purely recreational trip in years and instead I lie awake spiraling over a gimmick account.

You know it is gonna be fun when a linguistic website breaks out the passive voice like But lecterns are also sometimes referred to as podiums.

The Sound of Music
Gone with the Wind but just the burning of Atlanta in the middle
and Disney Robin Hood the one with the fox

I assume you have a podium in your profile picture for demonstration purposes. 😉

I drink unsweet tea for reasons and prefer SC mustard BBQ sauce but will tolerate vinegar based and enjoy savory cornbread with a thick layer of butter.

He did the cartoon Hall of Justice!

Old Alaska Senator Stevens trying to justify the TSA list of names as he could tolerate whenever his wife Catherine would get stopped because her name was close to CAT STEVENS and he was on the list and one do you see the problem there and two why was a musician who converted to Islam on the list?!?

ICE is killing Americans.

Free Parking

I love how the brontosaurus gets wifi.

They see everybody else in their little writer clique posting BLUESKY WAZ MEEN articles and figure either I am special enough and they will love me but IF THEY DO NOT love me I am writing my own article about how Bluesky blows.

I am being SILENCED Oingo Boingo shouts from his widely disseminated platform to his legion of followers.

I love LOVE King George and his song but the rest yeah I get it.

* off the medal LECTERN because it is important to be correct.

I guess it is a matter of art where a stage becomes a podium but if I had meant lectern I would have said that.