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President Alien Mezu Yorblix
@libelproof.bsky.social
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Sociology major overstaying my student visa from Cygnus X-1. Are you humans certain that know you doing what you are?

ALT TEXT Profile picture: movie E.T. (1982) early scene of alien creatures returning to their ship and leaving the planet.
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libelproof.bsky.social
Free Parking
Red antique car drawing with white tire on the trunk below the rear window from the Free Parking space on a Monopoly board.
July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Just searching the word podium on Google Images.
Because Google is a grift now I don't get images of podiums. In this screenshot I get ads for the nice stands from whence behind one could give a speech such as The Counselor for $4,499 or The New Lectern Podium for $1,395 or part of an image for $51 total so probably not very big.
July 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time that some film had an egomaniacal techbro character not written as a version of Elon Musk but he starts acting like that character before the movie comes out...
Clasped hands meme where each arm is labeled and the joined hands show the characteristic in common Left arm: Glass Onion (2022) Right arm: Superman (2025) Clasped hands: egomaniac techbro character wasn't written as a parody of Elon Musk but Elon starts acting like that character before film's release
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Guys GUYS I found the DEI at @harvard.edu
Screenshot of online article: Harvard Explores New Center for Conservative Scholarship Amid Trump Attacks The Ivy League school has discussed an effort to support diversity with potential donors. Harvard says it will not be partisan. By Douglas Belkin, Juliette Chung, Emily Glazer, Natalie Andrews July 10 2025
July 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Witness the beginning of a #Grok4
Staged group photo of Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Javier Bardem, and Johnny Depp. These were the stars of the first few films of the proposed Dark Universe cinematic shared narrative space from Universal Pictures. Only the Mummy movie starring Cruise would ever be made.
July 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
libelproof.bsky.social
Stop picking on Tim being cheap that Russian disinfo money aint coming back ever.
Cartoon illustration of Pokémon Tympole a spherical tadpole with a large blue tail fin but wearing Tim Pools trademark black knit cap.
July 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
But do you ever dot your tees and cross your eyes?
Very crude pen drawing by myself of the upper body of a person waving towards the viewer. Their t-shirt is covered in dots (and also says Jerry NO!) and their eyes are crossed.
July 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Ironically this carefully engineered marketing reboot was contemporaneous with possibly the most iconic Mickey role that modern audiences recognize revere and adore.
Timid Mickey Mouse in a frosty office hunched over a desk with quill in hand and wearing threadwork Victorian winter garb as Bob Cratchit from the 1983 Mickey's Christmas Carol
July 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
This poster came out in the 80s and I saw a copy in a thrift shop for $2 and have kicked myself weekly for not picking it up at that time.
Mickey Mouse illustrated through the years: Steamboat Willie 1928 color cartoon Mickeys 1931 1936 Sorcerer Mickey 1940 Dapper Well Dressed Mickey 1941 Brave Little Tailor Mickey 1947 Wonderful World of Disney on TV Mickey 1955 and finally TODAY Mickey dressed like Miami Vice Don Johnson sneakers loose untucked shirt baggy pants
July 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Okay I am stumped on the middle box plz halp! #LLM #MLM #LMM
Three circle Venn diagram Outer circles: LLM MLM LMM LMM MLM intersection: devoted immigrant fan base LLM LMM intersection: spits out lots of words quickly LLM MLM intersection: empty income promises Center intersection of all three holds just a question mark. I couldn't come up with anything clever.
July 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
I think about this editors note at least once a month.
Security camera footage from inside Robb Elementary School with a banner added saying, "Editor's Note: through sound of children screaming has been removed."
July 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
The only thing I share in common with billionaires is that for a Limited Time I can also purchase some Star Spangled Ding Dongs.
Photograph of a box of Limited Edition Hostess snack cakes white fudge covering with red and blue sprinkles and a creamy filling. The box is festooned with illustrated fireworks explosions in red white and blue. Box contains 10 Star Spangled Ding Dongs. House Republicans aka Star Spangled Ding Dongs gathered on camera celebrating removing healthcare from millions on Americans. Pam (?) in pick sweater and blouse looking towards the camera from the Office TV show from the "They're the same picture" meme
July 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Hey Google there is a reason folks still ask this question.
Clipped screenshot of Googles July 4th splash page "People also ask" section of related searches "When did America actually gain independence?"
July 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Time is a flat circle.
The first line of text from the first post way up at the start of this thread "BTW when you point this out to nuclear advocates theyre really dismissive."
July 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Severance (2022)
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared TV show episode 1 The three main characters Red Guy (person with a red yarn wig obscuring their face and a red cloth bodysuit) Yellow Guy (yellow puppet with blue hair safety vest and mouth agape) and Duck (green anthropomorphic duck puppet) standing together in a grey lifeless banal workplace looking confused.
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
libelproof.bsky.social
Mission Accomplished!
Google search trends from last 90 days. Bob Vylan barely registered in search queries until two days ago when it spiked from 0 to 100 (and I apologize but I have no idea what the numbers on the y-axis mean but it still looks impressive).
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
libelproof.bsky.social
Happy early 35th deathday Stasi!
Screenshot of Google search summary of Stasi Wikipedia page: "The Ministry for State Security, commonly known as the Stasi, was the state security service and secret police of East Germany from 1950 to 1990. Source: Wikipedia" Small box underneath "Ceased operations June 30, 1990"
June 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Oh they got this all screwed up *scribbe scribble scribble*
The original text is a simple boxy fake ad that reads "The Democratic Party est. 1828" flanked by donkey icons. The next line reads "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO" but red writing has changed that to read "VOTE BLUE? NO, MATTERS WHO!" This joke references a classic Simpsons gag where Lionel Hutz illegally and unscrupulously alters his ad with a red pen in front of Bart.
June 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
libelproof.bsky.social
Oh they got this all screwed up *scribble scribble scribble*
The original text is a simple boxy fake ad that reads "The Democratic Party est. 1828" flanked by donkey icons. The next line reads "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO" but red writing has changed that to read "VOTE BLUE? NO, MATTERS WHO!" This joke references a classic Simpsons gag where Lionel Hutz illegally and unscrupulously alters his ad with a red pen in front of Bart.
June 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
libelproof.bsky.social
Does four days count as a prophecy?
Stock photo of backyard group of young girls some Black some white. One Black girl is poised ready to throw a red dodgeball as the other three recoil in horror. This image is often used as the Gift of Apollo meme when shitposters predict the future.
June 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
libelproof.bsky.social
Phew my favorite character growing up was grey not blue so does not count.
Cartoon of Digger a grey anthropomorphic mole in a blue turtleneck from the cartoon Shirt Tales.
June 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Latest Iran War update from your completely sober Secretary of Warfighting:

cc: @criminalsimpsons.com
Scene from the Simpsons where Principal Skinner (labeled Hegseth) is scolding four troublemakers (labeled The Press) saying, "I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, our B-2 pilot is at home, crying like a little girl!"
June 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
While I usually employ this image towards racists I find that it also helps humble me.
Image from original Danger Mouse cartoon of Baron Greenback the anthropomorphic toad and supervillain nemesis of the eponymous hero sitting at his desk flanked by computer monitors presumably surveilling the white costumed protagonist and saying, "I think not, white wonder."
June 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
Spotted a huge crane in the sky at Tiana's Bayou Adventure. #birdwatching #wdw
Construction crane visible from Tiana Bayou Adventure over a building
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
libelproof.bsky.social
At some point overnight an editor must have realized the original headline sounded written by @nytpitchbot.bsky.social and changed it.
CNN website headline "Trump’s strike on Iran marks a momentous moment - and gamble - for the world" by Stephen Collins on same author listed in first headline so we know it's the same article.
June 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM