Lieutenant Dan
@lieutenantdan31.bsky.social
32 years old. Boy Mom💙 bachelors of science in biology in progress 👩🏾⚕️future PA ✨senior swiftie✨
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people still talking about charlie kirk and all i can say is if you loved him so much why don’t you go fuck him in the neck hole
January 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
people still talking about charlie kirk and all i can say is if you loved him so much why don’t you go fuck him in the neck hole
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It’s never a woman with a handsome husband that think you want her man. Girl you barely want Tyquan, what make you think EYE want him?!
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It’s never a woman with a handsome husband that think you want her man. Girl you barely want Tyquan, what make you think EYE want him?!
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People be fucking raw then be shocked a pregnancy test is positive. And I don’t understand it
January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
People be fucking raw then be shocked a pregnancy test is positive. And I don’t understand it
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Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
Omg I hope it’s true 🥺
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Omg I hope it’s true 🥺
Happy 16th birthday to my baby boy! 🥺 HOW am I a mom to a 16 year old it doesn’t even seem real
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Happy 16th birthday to my baby boy! 🥺 HOW am I a mom to a 16 year old it doesn’t even seem real
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NYE is giving staying in the HOUSE
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
NYE is giving staying in the HOUSE
My baby boy turns 16 tomorrow and I got him custom made cupcakes 🥺
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
My baby boy turns 16 tomorrow and I got him custom made cupcakes 🥺
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Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia” from her album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ is featured in our year-end playlist celebrating the 100 Essential Songs of 2025 | Watch the official video + explore the full playlist here: album.ink/Playlist2025
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia” from her album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ is featured in our year-end playlist celebrating the 100 Essential Songs of 2025 | Watch the official video + explore the full playlist here: album.ink/Playlist2025
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IT Welcome To Derry was just, so, fcuking, good.
a poster for hbo original welcome to derry with a red background
ALT: a poster for hbo original welcome to derry with a red background
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
IT Welcome To Derry was just, so, fcuking, good.
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time to watch It’s A Wonderful Life and cry my eyes out!
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
time to watch It’s A Wonderful Life and cry my eyes out!
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It never ceases to amaze me how "proud" they are of what they are doing. Bragging about it all over the TV.
Right up until someone wants to actually see what they are up to. Then you get a door slammed in your face, redactions that cover entire pages, and you get called a "Domestic Terrorist".
Right up until someone wants to actually see what they are up to. Then you get a door slammed in your face, redactions that cover entire pages, and you get called a "Domestic Terrorist".
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It never ceases to amaze me how "proud" they are of what they are doing. Bragging about it all over the TV.
Right up until someone wants to actually see what they are up to. Then you get a door slammed in your face, redactions that cover entire pages, and you get called a "Domestic Terrorist".
Right up until someone wants to actually see what they are up to. Then you get a door slammed in your face, redactions that cover entire pages, and you get called a "Domestic Terrorist".
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Merry Christmas my babies! 🎄💚😘 I hope you feel full of love today, and if you feel sadness, emptiness, or anger today, that’s ok too. But if you do feel that, I’m here for you.
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merry Christmas my babies! 🎄💚😘 I hope you feel full of love today, and if you feel sadness, emptiness, or anger today, that’s ok too. But if you do feel that, I’m here for you.
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Niggas not supposed to be sweatin on Christmas. We’re COOKED
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Niggas not supposed to be sweatin on Christmas. We’re COOKED
Had to sport my welcome to Derry shirt 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Had to sport my welcome to Derry shirt 🥰
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"We didn't vote for this!"
we need to start punching people in the mouth because yes, you did.
we need to start punching people in the mouth because yes, you did.
I’m sure this will be popular. 5 million people are in default right now. The Dept of Ed estimates as many as 10 million by end of next year because of job market.
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
"We didn't vote for this!"
we need to start punching people in the mouth because yes, you did.
we need to start punching people in the mouth because yes, you did.
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If the government garnish yall wages for student loans when we ain't even got a Department of Education anymore I better see shit burning, no exceptions. If you dont stand for something you'll fall for anything and this country is testing the theory!
April 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If the government garnish yall wages for student loans when we ain't even got a Department of Education anymore I better see shit burning, no exceptions. If you dont stand for something you'll fall for anything and this country is testing the theory!
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No one needed to be on therapy more.
Children or grandkids of two great wars, post -post reconstruction and smack dab into the civil rights movement.
The adults needed to be right beside them TBH
Children or grandkids of two great wars, post -post reconstruction and smack dab into the civil rights movement.
The adults needed to be right beside them TBH
Watching Charlie Brown Christmas…
Why were these kids in therapy in Nineteen Sixty effen Five????
Yeesh!
Why were these kids in therapy in Nineteen Sixty effen Five????
Yeesh!
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No one needed to be on therapy more.
Children or grandkids of two great wars, post -post reconstruction and smack dab into the civil rights movement.
The adults needed to be right beside them TBH
Children or grandkids of two great wars, post -post reconstruction and smack dab into the civil rights movement.
The adults needed to be right beside them TBH
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reminiscing on the last twelve months we’ve had
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
reminiscing on the last twelve months we’ve had
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Consistent consideration >>>
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Consistent consideration >>>
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This is literally the direction my internal dialogue flows.
From the bottom up, that is. Lol
From the bottom up, that is. Lol
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This is literally the direction my internal dialogue flows.
From the bottom up, that is. Lol
From the bottom up, that is. Lol
LMFAOOO so true im horrible at wrapping gifts meanwhile my dad wraps them perfectly 😂😂😂
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
LMFAOOO so true im horrible at wrapping gifts meanwhile my dad wraps them perfectly 😂😂😂
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"somebody need to go on ahead and do that" and we all know what it mean LMFAAAAOOOOOOO
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"somebody need to go on ahead and do that" and we all know what it mean LMFAAAAOOOOOOO