Likeametaphor
@likeametaphor.bsky.social
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[NSFW, 18+] 30s he/him gay nerd in education by day, player of video games and enjoyer of big men at night. Gainer, furry, brat, leftist. Message me!
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likeametaphor.bsky.social
Last picture hit 100 likes... holy hell! I appreciate it yall. I've been feeling pretty lame lately so it legit means a lot.

So here's me all wet. Cheers!
Myself just out of the shower, shirtless
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This is what we do on Fridays? Fine, you twisted my arm!
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Laughing and crying a little that this is just actually happening in a couple of months
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Well, Discord, I'd suggest you not lose my government ID, but I guess we have different priorities.
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I've never gotten as much attention as that last picture I shared of me. Thanks for the likes yall. Guess I'll have to keep sharing! 😊
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Committing to shirts-tucked-in after realizing yesterday I was flashing people all day. It's a vibe haha
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Apparently I have not been serving daddy energy. It's weirdly affirming as someone with a baby face
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I'm tired and hungry, take pity on me
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I hear that. Hugs from me. Hope it gets better soon!
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I got my first unsolicited "daddy" message today. Wheel me to my retirement home, folks
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"I got the movie to celebrate October 3rd," I say as I push the case for Conqueror of Shamballa out of view
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How petty am I to report my landlord for violating leasing laws over lack of payment options in a way that doesn't impact me personally? Tune in at 11 for more!
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Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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Oh, fair. I am less excited with things but still want to see it all through. I still have the Hypnos and Fates plots to resolve. Should be done with Dora soon and started Moros's plot so I've a bit more to go still
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I'm working towards the epilogue, but even the regular ending has me miffed. I am suspecting that all of these characters with grievances against the gods aren't going to have a satisfying ending 🫠
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Same here! It helped explain why I was never a kid bouncing off of walls but experienced executive dysfunction my whole life. Hopefully a diagnosis can help frame your experiences and provide a positive way to approach whatever challenges you have.
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Heard a passing train from my office and I am suddenly reminded of how much I love the sound. I grew up by train tracks and the sound of it at night was so calming. (Granted it was far enough away to be quiet. I'd probably hate it if I were right against it.)
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I will reserve judgment until I see the "true" ending / epilogue, but the way Hades 2 fumbles the ending is such a bummer. Still loving the game and want to see more, gladly would recommend, but *woof*
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I guess I also spent over 5 years in a toxic marriage so I've not been the most affective in person or attentive remotely. I'd like to improve and can only do that with practice. So yeah. I was probably interested, just a little broken, but I would like to not be.
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Hey, if we've talked before or you would like to, I am happy to make connections. I am learning that I apparently don't communicate that desire very well. So here is me saying, "yes, I do want to talk to you, but this large group setting is overwhelming."
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They can't let the Fortnite-ification take everything away haha. It's still a bummer because the new Lorwyn cards look great, visually and mechanically!
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Magic's sets in 2026 are more other properties than Magic, and I couldn't be any less interested. I'm tired boss. I like the translation of mechanics, but I just can't keep caring about it all. Which is a bummer because I love it and don't want to be a grumpy about it.
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Me, putting my chicken nuggets in the microwave: so mote it be.