Liquid Jade
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Most headlines written as questions, can truthfully be answered as, ‘no.’
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Most headlines written as questions, can truthfully be answered as, ‘no.’
[Me laying on the floor in the laundry room]
Wife: Are you okay?
Me: Yes.
Wife: You’re feet laying in the hall are telling me something different.
Me: Unscheduled maintenance.
Wife: Is that what you’re calling it now?
Me: Trust me, you don’t want to see the washing machine filter.
Wife: Are you okay?
Me: Yes.
Wife: You’re feet laying in the hall are telling me something different.
Me: Unscheduled maintenance.
Wife: Is that what you’re calling it now?
Me: Trust me, you don’t want to see the washing machine filter.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
[Me laying on the floor in the laundry room]
Wife: Are you okay?
Me: Yes.
Wife: You’re feet laying in the hall are telling me something different.
Me: Unscheduled maintenance.
Wife: Is that what you’re calling it now?
Me: Trust me, you don’t want to see the washing machine filter.
Wife: Are you okay?
Me: Yes.
Wife: You’re feet laying in the hall are telling me something different.
Me: Unscheduled maintenance.
Wife: Is that what you’re calling it now?
Me: Trust me, you don’t want to see the washing machine filter.
My Wife: it’s hard for me to remember that people in their 40s don’t remember the ‘80s.
Me [laughing]: Yeah.
Me [laughing]: Yeah.
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My Wife: it’s hard for me to remember that people in their 40s don’t remember the ‘80s.
Me [laughing]: Yeah.
Me [laughing]: Yeah.
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Brassy keeps it classy
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Brassy keeps it classy
Concepts of a plan.
Dr Oz on the GOP healthcare plan: "We have some ideas out there. Congress is working through some concepts"
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Concepts of a plan.
Maybe Ukraine invaded themselves.
💥 “It’s not clear who attacked whom,” Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán said today at a presser on the Russia–Ukraine war, after an EU summit where he opposed any financial help for Ukraine.
Orbán is now clearly escalating his rhetoric, for the first time openly questioning that Russia started the war.
Orbán is now clearly escalating his rhetoric, for the first time openly questioning that Russia started the war.
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Maybe Ukraine invaded themselves.
Awesome.
I can have diarrhea or dementia.
Fun times.
I can have diarrhea or dementia.
Fun times.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Awesome.
I can have diarrhea or dementia.
Fun times.
I can have diarrhea or dementia.
Fun times.
The Irish think Trump is killing the world economy.
Irish central bank raises growth forecasts, says economy resisting US headwinds reut.rs/48M9cll
Irish central bank raises growth forecasts, says economy resisting US headwinds
Ireland's central bank on Friday raised its forecasts for domestic economic growth, saying the impact of U.S. economic policies had so far been relatively benign and consumer spending steadier than expected.
reut.rs
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The Irish think Trump is killing the world economy.
Who orders a horchata to go?
That seems like a beverage that wouldn’t travel well.
That seems like a beverage that wouldn’t travel well.
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Who orders a horchata to go?
That seems like a beverage that wouldn’t travel well.
That seems like a beverage that wouldn’t travel well.
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Democrats release more Epstein photos - with crucial deadline now just hours away
Democrats release more Epstein photos - with crucial deadline now just hours away
Democrats have shared more pictures from Jeffrey Epstein's estate, a day before the government's deadline for the full release.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Democrats release more Epstein photos - with crucial deadline now just hours away
1/4th of my island is heading into their second day without power.
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
1/4th of my island is heading into their second day without power.
I have no doubt the 88 coalition members oppose 100% of everything energy solutions does right down to their existence.
A coalition of 88 environmental groups opposes the EnergySolutions proposal to import Canadian radioactive waste for disposal in Utah. https://ow.ly/35m850XLyb4
88 environmental groups oppose proposal to dispose of Canadian radioactive waste in Utah
A coalition of 88 environmental groups opposes EnergySolutions' plans to dispose of radioactive waste at a Utah site, focus of consideration at a meeting on Friday.
ow.ly
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have no doubt the 88 coalition members oppose 100% of everything energy solutions does right down to their existence.
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
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If you think I'm going to pay $80k a year in tuition you better believe I want my kid taught by an underpaid human TA who is slowly beating eaten alive by ennui and his marinating feelings of grievance over the impossibility of ever landing a tenure track job.
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you think I'm going to pay $80k a year in tuition you better believe I want my kid taught by an underpaid human TA who is slowly beating eaten alive by ennui and his marinating feelings of grievance over the impossibility of ever landing a tenure track job.
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
- Blur, ‘Girls & Boys’
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
- Blur, ‘Girls & Boys’
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
- Blur, ‘Girls & Boys’
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
- Blur, ‘Girls & Boys’
Dudes are obsessed with dick.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Dudes are obsessed with dick.
I’ve reached a decision gate: I’m going to de-google my life as much as possible.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve reached a decision gate: I’m going to de-google my life as much as possible.
I was wondering where he came up with the money.
Also hilarious to idiots like me: Trump festoons the set of his "speech" with Christmas decorations to announce that his "warrior dividend" is really just a rebrand of the "basic allowance for housing," or... wait for it... BAH.
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was wondering where he came up with the money.
I see Donald Trump was issuing threats last night:
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I see Donald Trump was issuing threats last night:
Can farmers survive if they keep voting for Republicans?
Many farmers are pushing for more federal dollars to provide much-needed stability. Others, especially young farmers, are turning away from the government, looking to local networks for assistance. n.pr/4s2y9k1
Can farmers survive with less federal help? This year, they're learning the hard way
Many farmers are pushing for more federal dollars to provide much-needed stability. Others, especially young farmers, are turning away from the government, looking to local networks for assistance.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Can farmers survive if they keep voting for Republicans?
So it’s not Covid closures anymore?
Researchers are examining whether a decline in reading and math scores over the last decade is related to the widespread use of smartphones by young people. n.pr/4ank2iN
Test scores in U.S. schools are down. Are smartphones to blame?
Researchers are examining whether a decline in reading and math scores over the last decade is related to the widespread use of smartphones by young people.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So it’s not Covid closures anymore?
Awesome, 3rd day in a row of high wind warnings.
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Awesome, 3rd day in a row of high wind warnings.
It’s just like the Iraq invasion where they keep making up new reasons to start a war.
First it was "we have to blow up dozens of people on boats because of fetnanyl." But obviously it wasn't fentanyl being trafficked so then: narco terrorists are shipping cocaine! But then Wiles tells a reporter it's all about regime change and today it's bc US oil companies got kicked out in 2007?
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s just like the Iraq invasion where they keep making up new reasons to start a war.
Trump: I wrecked the economy.
Trump: I increased unemployment & health care more expensive.
Trump: I disappeared immigrants and murdered sailors.
Trump: I committed war crimes.
Trump: I pardoned child molesters, sex traffickers, and drug traffickers.
—- Trump’s major accomplishments of 2025
Trump: I increased unemployment & health care more expensive.
Trump: I disappeared immigrants and murdered sailors.
Trump: I committed war crimes.
Trump: I pardoned child molesters, sex traffickers, and drug traffickers.
—- Trump’s major accomplishments of 2025
The year-end speech will address his accomplishments so far and look ahead to next year n.pr/45fEuP7
Watch: Trump to address the nation as economic concerns drag on his approval ratings
The year-end speech will address his accomplishments so far and look ahead to next year
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Trump: I wrecked the economy.
Trump: I increased unemployment & health care more expensive.
Trump: I disappeared immigrants and murdered sailors.
Trump: I committed war crimes.
Trump: I pardoned child molesters, sex traffickers, and drug traffickers.
—- Trump’s major accomplishments of 2025
Trump: I increased unemployment & health care more expensive.
Trump: I disappeared immigrants and murdered sailors.
Trump: I committed war crimes.
Trump: I pardoned child molesters, sex traffickers, and drug traffickers.
—- Trump’s major accomplishments of 2025
Tariffs destroy supply chains and manufacturing lives and dies on supply chains.
Manufacturing employment has fallen every month since Trump rolled out his tariffs in April, according to yesterday’s jobs report.
Last year, Trump promised a “manufacturing boom” once he took office. Instead, his tariffs are killing manufacturing jobs.
Last year, Trump promised a “manufacturing boom” once he took office. Instead, his tariffs are killing manufacturing jobs.
Trump promised a blue-collar jobs boom. The opposite is happening | CNN Business
President Donald Trump promised voters in 2024 that if they returned him to the White House, his policies would deliver a blue-collar jobs boom.
www.cnn.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tariffs destroy supply chains and manufacturing lives and dies on supply chains.