Count David of Lee, aka "Lockjaw"
@lockjawtheogre.bsky.social
His gloriousness the Count of Lee, Keeper of the lands of Old Craven, torchbearer of North Carolina. Using my power of the bully pulpit to encourage my subjects to have a better life.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts:
Pink Floyd (3x)
Genesis (2x)
Yes
Grateful Dead
Rush
Bonus: What artist blew away all expectations? Seal.
Pink Floyd (3x)
Genesis (2x)
Yes
Grateful Dead
Rush
Bonus: What artist blew away all expectations? Seal.
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts:
Pink Floyd (3x)
Genesis (2x)
Yes
Grateful Dead
Rush
Bonus: What artist blew away all expectations? Seal.
Pink Floyd (3x)
Genesis (2x)
Yes
Grateful Dead
Rush
Bonus: What artist blew away all expectations? Seal.
All my life, when I've had a bike, I've had *A* bike. Now, I've started a small collection. The old mountain bike is has been lightly tuned. The newer, cheap, mountain bike needs tubes and tires. Cruiser, tires and polish. Peugot is gonna come out of storage. I just want more, different, bikes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
All my life, when I've had a bike, I've had *A* bike. Now, I've started a small collection. The old mountain bike is has been lightly tuned. The newer, cheap, mountain bike needs tubes and tires. Cruiser, tires and polish. Peugot is gonna come out of storage. I just want more, different, bikes.
I've advised The Countess to take a 1 year hiatus from watching old Star Trek episodes. She's seen them all. She knows them all by heart. They're great, but she's also missing out on a LOT of absolute top-quality shows and movies on this list right here. *tap tap tap*
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I've advised The Countess to take a 1 year hiatus from watching old Star Trek episodes. She's seen them all. She knows them all by heart. They're great, but she's also missing out on a LOT of absolute top-quality shows and movies on this list right here. *tap tap tap*
Haha. My proposal was a weird one. Riding in the car talking, and she said something perfect. I don't remember what it was, but I responded by looking at her and saying, "Well, now we've got to get married."
Fake proposed to my girlfriend for a joke on holiday. She started crying and was so happy. Felt so bad I couldn't tell her it was a joke. Anyway we're getting married next year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Haha. My proposal was a weird one. Riding in the car talking, and she said something perfect. I don't remember what it was, but I responded by looking at her and saying, "Well, now we've got to get married."
The Countess got on the bike again today, after much useless overthinking. She has learned to get on and off. She has learned how to start. Now, if she can just remember to use the brakes, she'll be ready to go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Countess got on the bike again today, after much useless overthinking. She has learned to get on and off. She has learned how to start. Now, if she can just remember to use the brakes, she'll be ready to go.
Determined to get project launched. Time passes and scripts need change. Dumped two. Replaced with one new script. I like it. First clean-up pass done. Now on to punch-up. Tomorrow, minor revision on another script. Wednesday, prep and shoot for three days. Now, what will go wrong?
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Determined to get project launched. Time passes and scripts need change. Dumped two. Replaced with one new script. I like it. First clean-up pass done. Now on to punch-up. Tomorrow, minor revision on another script. Wednesday, prep and shoot for three days. Now, what will go wrong?
Patreon doesn't give me a place to put my Bluesky link.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Patreon doesn't give me a place to put my Bluesky link.
I'm watching this really interesting video about science lies we were taught in school. Multiple presenters change as they go, and all do a good job. Unfortunately, right in the middle, one has made a poor jewelry choice, so all she's saying is "nose ring, nose ring, nose ring."
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm watching this really interesting video about science lies we were taught in school. Multiple presenters change as they go, and all do a good job. Unfortunately, right in the middle, one has made a poor jewelry choice, so all she's saying is "nose ring, nose ring, nose ring."
The front yard used to be divided into three parts by neglected, sickly boxwoods. I'm finally removing the last of them. I'm gonna make that yard big, functional, and pretty. 95% of the job is destruction. 5% will be planting the flower beds in a new location.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The front yard used to be divided into three parts by neglected, sickly boxwoods. I'm finally removing the last of them. I'm gonna make that yard big, functional, and pretty. 95% of the job is destruction. 5% will be planting the flower beds in a new location.
My wife commented that she had black lint between her toes because she wore some black socks. That, my friends, is why we don't wear fuzzy underwear.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My wife commented that she had black lint between her toes because she wore some black socks. That, my friends, is why we don't wear fuzzy underwear.
Hey @tkingfisher.com, Someone has a question on Reddit I can't answer. Want to take a crack? :) www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks...
From the comicbooks community on Reddit: What is the extra content in the limited edition of Digger Unearthed by Ursula Vernon? Is it worth the extra money?
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November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Hey @tkingfisher.com, Someone has a question on Reddit I can't answer. Want to take a crack? :) www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks...
Last night I rode my bike to the grocery store with the trailer attached, wearing my nice vintage Bergdorf Goodman jacket. I got a lot of "Nice bike" comments. The trailer changes people's perception of the bike SO much. It also makes me safer on the roads. More respect means more safety. @Bikesky
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Last night I rode my bike to the grocery store with the trailer attached, wearing my nice vintage Bergdorf Goodman jacket. I got a lot of "Nice bike" comments. The trailer changes people's perception of the bike SO much. It also makes me safer on the roads. More respect means more safety. @Bikesky
Looking at the City/County Safety Action Plan, and I get to the survey responses. There is one person who responded that uses a bicycle as their primary transportation. You're welcome. #Bikesky
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Looking at the City/County Safety Action Plan, and I get to the survey responses. There is one person who responded that uses a bicycle as their primary transportation. You're welcome. #Bikesky
My city just published the 2025 Safety Action Plan. I'm going through upcoming changes. Multiple project incoming bringing protected bicycle lanes on US Bike Route #1 and elsewhere. Renderings show planters being used as separation. Are they doing it right‽ YAY! #Bikesky
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My city just published the 2025 Safety Action Plan. I'm going through upcoming changes. Multiple project incoming bringing protected bicycle lanes on US Bike Route #1 and elsewhere. Renderings show planters being used as separation. Are they doing it right‽ YAY! #Bikesky
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
In Portland, ICE contends with people in inflatable costumes humiliating them. Chicago, California, and elsewhere it's similar. Now they've come to North Carolina, where we understand how to treat people politely. Here, ICE is starting to feel threatened. They should. Not by me, but I sense danger.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In Portland, ICE contends with people in inflatable costumes humiliating them. Chicago, California, and elsewhere it's similar. Now they've come to North Carolina, where we understand how to treat people politely. Here, ICE is starting to feel threatened. They should. Not by me, but I sense danger.
A speeding ticket in North Carolina is going to cost you around $200. I wonder which would have a greater impact on speeding in this state; increasing this cost to $500, or actually having the police enforce the law. I do my part by holding up traffic at the speed limit. I mean, it does say "Limit."
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A speeding ticket in North Carolina is going to cost you around $200. I wonder which would have a greater impact on speeding in this state; increasing this cost to $500, or actually having the police enforce the law. I do my part by holding up traffic at the speed limit. I mean, it does say "Limit."
In my quest to do something productive without being complained at/to/about, I'm halfway through raking the yard. I've also chopped down all but the last crappy boxwood. It's going down later today. Also, the Countess had a successful bike lesson.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
In my quest to do something productive without being complained at/to/about, I'm halfway through raking the yard. I've also chopped down all but the last crappy boxwood. It's going down later today. Also, the Countess had a successful bike lesson.
Dear flat earthers. We are not trying to shut you up. We are not trying to "silence the truth." In reality, we are pointing at you and telling our friends to listen to you, because you're so hilariously full of crap we use you as entertainment.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dear flat earthers. We are not trying to shut you up. We are not trying to "silence the truth." In reality, we are pointing at you and telling our friends to listen to you, because you're so hilariously full of crap we use you as entertainment.
My wife has very strong opinions on things, and this morning it is her strong opinion that The Sopranos theme song is the greatest TV theme song of all time. I offered alternatives, but in the end I just had to break out the big guns and respond, "Bless your heart."
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My wife has very strong opinions on things, and this morning it is her strong opinion that The Sopranos theme song is the greatest TV theme song of all time. I offered alternatives, but in the end I just had to break out the big guns and respond, "Bless your heart."
We used to have a rule. Anyone that sends the military against American citizens is the bad guy. It might not have always been accurate, but it was the rule. Now, it's the President.
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We used to have a rule. Anyone that sends the military against American citizens is the bad guy. It might not have always been accurate, but it was the rule. Now, it's the President.
Reddit's /r/libertarian used to be such a nice place. I got banned recently for being snarky in a post about Tucker Carlson saying nice things about that Fuentes jerk. If that gets me banned, do I really want to be there anyway? Nope. I'm out.
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reddit's /r/libertarian used to be such a nice place. I got banned recently for being snarky in a post about Tucker Carlson saying nice things about that Fuentes jerk. If that gets me banned, do I really want to be there anyway? Nope. I'm out.
It's been almost two weeks since we lost Abbie the princess kitty. It hurt a lot, but we've been so busy caring for Seymour in his recovery, we haven't had time to deal with much else. Soon, this one's gonna hurt.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's been almost two weeks since we lost Abbie the princess kitty. It hurt a lot, but we've been so busy caring for Seymour in his recovery, we haven't had time to deal with much else. Soon, this one's gonna hurt.
Watching @hankgreen.bsky.social talk about Stonehenge and it occurs to me why it exists. Some guy learned to track the sun with sticks, but they didn't stay. He tried rocks, but some loudmouth jerk kicked them away. "Kick this," he said, and he made it out of huge rocks.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Watching @hankgreen.bsky.social talk about Stonehenge and it occurs to me why it exists. Some guy learned to track the sun with sticks, but they didn't stay. He tried rocks, but some loudmouth jerk kicked them away. "Kick this," he said, and he made it out of huge rocks.
I suspect that the people pulling the strings are starting to feed the dipshit talking points to tank his popularity. The game is keeping him in office until post-mid-term impeachment, giving Vice-Dipshit a chance at 2.5 terms instead of just 1.5.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I suspect that the people pulling the strings are starting to feed the dipshit talking points to tank his popularity. The game is keeping him in office until post-mid-term impeachment, giving Vice-Dipshit a chance at 2.5 terms instead of just 1.5.