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💚 D' ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @cheesyliving.bsky.social · 12h

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 7h

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

Twitter conversation:
kthorjensen: Didn't know that Matt Gaetz's fiancee is VR soy-pepe Palmer Luckey's sister. I guess pedophiles really do stick together
palmerluckey: Is there a reason you think I am a pedophile, or are you just an idiot?
kthorjensen: Just playing the odds

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tabletorgy @tabletorgy.bsky.social · Apr 17

People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing

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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 15h

i am once again yelling: our world would not be like this if enough people had played at LEAST the first hour of Megaman Battle Network

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 20h

The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...

The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds

When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.

www.404media.co

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 8h

this is a WILD euphemism

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Mel Stone @melstone.xyz · 10h

the 2028 presidential campaign is going to be an absolute nightmare

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10h

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 8h

SMT is back!?

Sailor Fun Comics @sailorfuncomics.bsky.social · 9h

Breaking News: "Sailor Moon -Shining Theater Shinagawa Tokyo-", a new immersive theater experience based on "Sailor Moon," will open in April 2026 at the Shinagawa Prince Hotel in Tokyo!

「美少女戦士セーラームーン」新体験型シアターが品川プリンスホテルに、作品世界に没入できるショー

「美少女戦士セーラームーン」の体験型の新シアター「美少女戦士セーラームーン -シャイニングシアターシナガワトウキョウ(Shining Theater Shinagawa Tokyo)-」が、東京...

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Tsuki @thattsukicat.bsky.social · 15h

Sharing so more eyes and ears are heard, a friend is low on the mones right now and could use the extra cash. They are selling off alot of their Bluray's and DVDs.

CurtDogg @curt.dog · 1d

I'm selling my physical media collection to help raise some money. If there's anything in here you like, make me an offer

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15h

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

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Mysterious Z [SSZ DISK 2 TRACK 8 (PART 2) OUT NOW] @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 12h

Actual promo art

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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 18h

Transphobia is a totalizing ideology that destroys lives and consumes every community that flirts with it.

Jeremy Levine @jeremylevine.bsky.social · 21h

His high school is saying that a boy, who was born a boy with boy parts, must play on the girl's team to ensure "fairness." He's not trans. A doctor submitted a note that he is "a biological male." The school makes him use a separate bathroom. www.fox13now.com/us-news/birt...

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 17h

lmao what do you MEAN a recruiter just now looked at my resume from over four months ago

A screenshot from a LinkedIn email reading in part: "Your application was viewed" "Applied on June 13"

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

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catherine @cathroon.itch.io · 1d

kiramager is the best sentai bar none for taking the tortured double-crossed villain girl and going "what if she had a 4 part spinoff series where she just makes out with various women (and also joins a group of lady bank robbers)"

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 1d

God, I would love to see the LDP properly collapse. 🥺

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 1d

I love the "turns out" from Erin's post.
Like... people have been staying the notoriously misogynistic LDP would only elect a woman if she was a truly heinous human, and here we are! At least it's not sanseito I guess?

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 1d

... the show which coincides with the holiday sales quarter tells me that they're likely not going to have it at all. Why???

Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 1d

Digimon Beatbreak's lack of an LCD toy despite feeling like it was made to support some sort of successor to the Vital Bracelet is incredibly frustrating.
Come to think of it, does this show even have a merchandizing model? A sapotama quest toy is a shoe-in, but not launching it at the start of...

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Liz England @lizardengland.bsky.social · 1d

I have a short story I want to tell, just bear with me a moment.

In the last ever E3, I was with a team from Ubisoft demoing our game. It was the culmination of four years (so far) of development, people were psyched. There might've been about forty of us running demos for press in our closed area

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Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 1d

Has it occurred to any of these rich fucks that if they keep making everything more and more unaffordable that they're going to start losing profits when we can't fucking buy any of their shit anymore?

Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2d

I'm tired. We're all tired. This isn't hard to understand. You can't inflate prices of basic necessities like food and housing to ridiculous highs while keeping wages at poverty levels, then act surprised when luxury goods/services and large purchases become unattainable or payments unaffordable.

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 1d

I love it when it's done well and she's an important part of the team with her own character arc. But it seems like a lot of the time she's smol-beanified or a plot critical item rather than a fully developed individual. Presumably it's because she doesn't have any merch tied to her, so why bother.

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 2d

Few people remember the Sailor Moon & ×××HoLiC collab.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 2d

A rather lanky-looking Sailor Moon from SMC.

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 2d

If they start releasing streaming exclusive sentai I *will* cry. 😭

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Joe✨ @lonelydistance.bsky.social · 2d

I'm really sick of Rider having these supernatural girls who are critical to the events of the show. At last have a mysterious boy who's somehow been cursed by the universe and needs saving!
Just give us more Philips for crying out loud.

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2d

I'm tired. We're all tired. This isn't hard to understand. You can't inflate prices of basic necessities like food and housing to ridiculous highs while keeping wages at poverty levels, then act surprised when luxury goods/services and large purchases become unattainable or payments unaffordable.

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