Lorapora
@lorapora.bsky.social
Spins wool, hates soup spoons, likes spooky stuff. She/Her
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Stupid melting snow's ruined my internet connection so i'm relying on data, and now my gas has run out and can't get a delivery for a week.
And i need to do my tax returnnnnnuh
And i need to do my tax returnnnnnuh
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Stupid melting snow's ruined my internet connection so i'm relying on data, and now my gas has run out and can't get a delivery for a week.
And i need to do my tax returnnnnnuh
And i need to do my tax returnnnnnuh
A funny big butterfly is called a Hehemoth
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
A funny big butterfly is called a Hehemoth
POV: it's snowed and you walk past my house with your damn ski sticks, hear a commotion and see me and my dog judging you from my livingroom window.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
POV: it's snowed and you walk past my house with your damn ski sticks, hear a commotion and see me and my dog judging you from my livingroom window.
Watching my dog try to crap in deep powdery snow will be my highlight of 2026
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Watching my dog try to crap in deep powdery snow will be my highlight of 2026
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This is unprecedented stuff if you ignore similar things happening before.
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
This is unprecedented stuff if you ignore similar things happening before.
'When Love Is Gone' from The Muppet Christmas Carol is the most boring song and they were right to remove it. What's wrong with you?
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
'When Love Is Gone' from The Muppet Christmas Carol is the most boring song and they were right to remove it. What's wrong with you?
Scriptwriters are simplifying stories so we can watch while we play on our phones, yet we need more stories set in an era before smartphones for suspension of disbelief, but now with AI we don't trust that what we're seeing is real. I don't know where I'm going with this.
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Scriptwriters are simplifying stories so we can watch while we play on our phones, yet we need more stories set in an era before smartphones for suspension of disbelief, but now with AI we don't trust that what we're seeing is real. I don't know where I'm going with this.
I'm so utterly convinced each word I enter into Wordle is going to be correct, for a brief second I feel like I can take on the world.
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I'm so utterly convinced each word I enter into Wordle is going to be correct, for a brief second I feel like I can take on the world.
Me: Why do tumble dryers no longer dry duvet covers and instead roll them into an impenetrable bundle of dampness?
Tumble dryer designers:
Tumble dryer designers:
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Me: Why do tumble dryers no longer dry duvet covers and instead roll them into an impenetrable bundle of dampness?
Tumble dryer designers:
Tumble dryer designers:
Have I dissociated or am I trying all the settings on my fairy lights until I find the static one?
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Have I dissociated or am I trying all the settings on my fairy lights until I find the static one?
Blue LED fairy lights that flash. Whose idea was that?
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Blue LED fairy lights that flash. Whose idea was that?
The first time I saw a camera phone was 2004, and I looked through the tiny lens like it was a viewfinder, nodded my approval, then handed it back to its very attractive owner.
My brain needs to stop gifting me this memory.
My brain needs to stop gifting me this memory.
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The first time I saw a camera phone was 2004, and I looked through the tiny lens like it was a viewfinder, nodded my approval, then handed it back to its very attractive owner.
My brain needs to stop gifting me this memory.
My brain needs to stop gifting me this memory.
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*Mission Impossible theme music intensifies*
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
*Mission Impossible theme music intensifies*
I know what you're thinking, "Tompot Blenny sounds like a drug dealer, not a type of fish." But you'd be wrong.
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I know what you're thinking, "Tompot Blenny sounds like a drug dealer, not a type of fish." But you'd be wrong.
Someone farted twice (not me) and both times my dog looked up at the ceiling
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Someone farted twice (not me) and both times my dog looked up at the ceiling
Cloudflare, you fucking bollock!
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Cloudflare, you fucking bollock!
My mum's got a long raincoat, but she's short like me, and she can't bend her knees in it when she walks down steps. Doing the Morrisons shop with her earlier was like an episode of Takeshi's Castle.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My mum's got a long raincoat, but she's short like me, and she can't bend her knees in it when she walks down steps. Doing the Morrisons shop with her earlier was like an episode of Takeshi's Castle.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:
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Wednesday!
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Wednesday!
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when i say sgetti i could be talking about spaghetti or the serengeti, you never know
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
when i say sgetti i could be talking about spaghetti or the serengeti, you never know
Have bra straps always sounded like a branch on a windy day or is it an age thing?
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Have bra straps always sounded like a branch on a windy day or is it an age thing?
New vocal stim.
Massive London Laser Beam
Massive London Laser Beam
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
New vocal stim.
Massive London Laser Beam
Massive London Laser Beam
'Massive London Laser Beam' is a great name for a band and also a really good insult
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
'Massive London Laser Beam' is a great name for a band and also a really good insult