A.K. Lottimore
@lottimoreorless.blacksky.app
I forgot to copy my bio before I migrated 😭
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There are a few more quotes now than there were when I started making this soooo there’s definitely stuff missing
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Who making yellow cake w chocolate icing? Send me a piece
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Who making yellow cake w chocolate icing? Send me a piece
Ambidextrosity in this biiiiiihhhh
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ambidextrosity in this biiiiiihhhh
We’re a Christmas sausage gravy and biscuits, eggs, bacon, etc breakfast for lunch family
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We’re a Christmas sausage gravy and biscuits, eggs, bacon, etc breakfast for lunch family
Heart burn, then had to pee, then needed more water, then kitten in the tub…
What are you doin up?
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Heart burn, then had to pee, then needed more water, then kitten in the tub…
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
More like hoes with heartburn 🥺😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
More like hoes with heartburn 🥺😭
Nah, day before mine is 1st but my ass is bumped to 86th or whatever fck that 😤🤬
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Nah, day before mine is 1st but my ass is bumped to 86th or whatever fck that 😤🤬
Middle of summer, specifically a DMV summer.
I WILL be a swamp witch and no one can stop me.
I WILL be a swamp witch and no one can stop me.
13. If seasons never changed and you had to pick one to live in forever, which one would it be?
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Middle of summer, specifically a DMV summer.
I WILL be a swamp witch and no one can stop me.
I WILL be a swamp witch and no one can stop me.
This is amazinnngggggg!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is amazinnngggggg!!!!
Red wine, probably a cab, b/c it's hosted at my parents' house and they're wine people lol
HOWEVER... we DID get to bring back two bottles of Swizzle from Bermuda... so maybe that'll come out.
HOWEVER... we DID get to bring back two bottles of Swizzle from Bermuda... so maybe that'll come out.
What’s everyone’s Thanksgiving beverage of choice?
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Red wine, probably a cab, b/c it's hosted at my parents' house and they're wine people lol
HOWEVER... we DID get to bring back two bottles of Swizzle from Bermuda... so maybe that'll come out.
HOWEVER... we DID get to bring back two bottles of Swizzle from Bermuda... so maybe that'll come out.
Spinach lasagna (requested, ugh) and bae is pickling hard boiled eggs in beet juice for fancy deviled eggs
What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Spinach lasagna (requested, ugh) and bae is pickling hard boiled eggs in beet juice for fancy deviled eggs
Has anyone tried IFS? Was it successful? How long was it annoying for? lol
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Has anyone tried IFS? Was it successful? How long was it annoying for? lol
My worst mental moments have stemmed from me ignoring my own needs.
Without fail.
Without fail.
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My worst mental moments have stemmed from me ignoring my own needs.
Without fail.
Without fail.
"You'll be visited by three spirits...."
The three I asked for vs the three I got
The three I asked for vs the three I got
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits...."
The three I asked for vs the three I got
The three I asked for vs the three I got
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
I think they would come to rescue me, then end up getting kidnapped w/ me, but I'm absolutely okay w/ that.
I think they would come to rescue me, then end up getting kidnapped w/ me, but I'm absolutely okay w/ that.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
I think they would come to rescue me, then end up getting kidnapped w/ me, but I'm absolutely okay w/ that.
I think they would come to rescue me, then end up getting kidnapped w/ me, but I'm absolutely okay w/ that.
I guess the snack bar getting upgraded to a buffet if we want to live through to nightfall 😭😭
The function will be ending while the sun is still out I see bc ain’t no way 🙂↔️🙂↔️😭 HOW?!
I’m at the bar making my signature Hennessy and tequila drink, “Where Are My Panties.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I guess the snack bar getting upgraded to a buffet if we want to live through to nightfall 😭😭
I can help behind the snack counter!!
somebody needs to organize an old nigga Blacksky hoop session
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can help behind the snack counter!!
I think that’s part of it. The rush of the impromptu “need one more?”
Like the thrill of the hunt but for the court?
Like the thrill of the hunt but for the court?
Men have the funniest quirks cuz just schedule one 😭😭😭
I ain’t wear basketball shorts under my clothes for 5 years for no reason…
Had to be prepared if an impromptu hoop session popped off.
Had to be prepared if an impromptu hoop session popped off.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think that’s part of it. The rush of the impromptu “need one more?”
Like the thrill of the hunt but for the court?
Like the thrill of the hunt but for the court?
How do you pronounce “sit your ass down?” I’m curious if there’s regional differences.
For instance, I just realized I say, “sitcherass down.”
😭
For instance, I just realized I say, “sitcherass down.”
😭
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
How do you pronounce “sit your ass down?” I’m curious if there’s regional differences.
For instance, I just realized I say, “sitcherass down.”
😭
For instance, I just realized I say, “sitcherass down.”
😭
Newest grave robber find just dropped.
I’m so sick of this shit.
I’m so sick of this shit.
Untouched by looters and sealed for centuries, the sarcophagus was found with its stone lid still fixed in place, secured by metal clamps and molten lead. When researchers carefully lifted the lid, they uncovered a complete skeleton surrounded by dozens of artifacts.
Archaeologists lift the lid on a 1,700-year-old Roman sarcophagus hidden beneath Budapest
Archaeologists in Budapest have unearthed a well-preserved Roman sarcophagus, revealing insights into the life of a young woman from 1,700 years ago.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Newest grave robber find just dropped.
I’m so sick of this shit.
I’m so sick of this shit.
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I just did some nigga shit but I'ma put y'all up on game.
Restaurant Depot got 40 POUNDS of whole wings for 47 dollars on UberEats.
Restaurant Depot got 40 POUNDS of whole wings for 47 dollars on UberEats.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just did some nigga shit but I'ma put y'all up on game.
Restaurant Depot got 40 POUNDS of whole wings for 47 dollars on UberEats.
Restaurant Depot got 40 POUNDS of whole wings for 47 dollars on UberEats.
Diagnosed and medicated BPD, my emotions are generally deemed irrational. 6/10 they really are, but 4/10 they’re just exaggerated rational emotions.
There’s no feeling something halfway, it’s 0 or 100.
The key is making sure the actions I have are rational, and dialed up/down for the occasion.
There’s no feeling something halfway, it’s 0 or 100.
The key is making sure the actions I have are rational, and dialed up/down for the occasion.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Diagnosed and medicated BPD, my emotions are generally deemed irrational. 6/10 they really are, but 4/10 they’re just exaggerated rational emotions.
There’s no feeling something halfway, it’s 0 or 100.
The key is making sure the actions I have are rational, and dialed up/down for the occasion.
There’s no feeling something halfway, it’s 0 or 100.
The key is making sure the actions I have are rational, and dialed up/down for the occasion.
The entirety of The Age of Pleasure lmao
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The entirety of The Age of Pleasure lmao
We’ll just call the personality “eclectic” and leave it at that 😭
Earth - Taurus
Fire - Sagittarius (men only)
Water - Scorpio (if they aren't healed or on the path to discovery, don't come near me)
Air - Gemini (don't know how to pick a personality while making it everyone else's problem)
Fire - Sagittarius (men only)
Water - Scorpio (if they aren't healed or on the path to discovery, don't come near me)
Air - Gemini (don't know how to pick a personality while making it everyone else's problem)
Who do y’all think is the most problematic from each sign? Who’s the worst of the Earth signs? The Fire signs? The Water Signs? The Air Signs?
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We’ll just call the personality “eclectic” and leave it at that 😭