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Louie, but Halloween I guess

@louiejw.bsky.social

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 14h

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Shittles

AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 15h

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Milky Wad.

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 15h

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

I mean. Knickers.

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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 1d

The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)

A black and white photograph of a man collecting a book from a vending machine

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 5d

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 6d

“I saw you make a joke about another supermarket and, because I have no restraint, I ran through a mental list of other supermarkets to try and make a joke”

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 6d

Your joke inspired mine, so call it a team effort

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 6d

Big spelling mistake, or just a Lidl one?

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 6d

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 6d

"You snouvre you louvre", is that a thing

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 6d

10 half-raccoons in an overcoat

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 7d

A bat signal, but instead of the bat, it’s a film about horse porn or something

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 7d

I vaguely heard that, good point! Outrage there’s no heron emoji

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 7d

I was not paying close enough attention it seems

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 7d

My condolences, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, sounds like a terrible cyber attack on you

BBC News headline reading “JLR hack is costliest cyber attack in UK history, say analysts”

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 8d

And pushed over how many women?

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 8d

I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 9d

@p3rfectsounds.bsky.social you totally normal about this, I’m guessing?

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 9d

Happy birthday @eve-comedy.bsky.social! Hope you have the best day

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 9d

Trust Chris to be raking up old leaves

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 10d

That explains so much

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 10d

No pressure to at all, but if you want an ear, you can always have mine

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 10d

I’m tired and my eyes are blurry, so I read the gif as bitch hug instead. If anything, better

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 10d

That would be it

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 10d

Why is it you get underground and overground but not underwater and overwater?

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Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 11d

As ratios go, you could have done a lot worse!

Louie, but Halloween I guess @louiejw.bsky.social · 11d

I’m so glad! She always comes across so lovely