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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 26m

I’m not using mine for much so hereby volunteer.

AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 3h

Scratch that last one, I’m going as “Having to phone someone to cancel something you signed up to online”

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 5h

What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 3h

I’m going as a day of back to back meetings

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 5h

What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux

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it's frank-en-SCHTEEN 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 5h

anyway the kickstarter is at 167% with 136 backers and just over a day to go and I am just beyond chuffed & grateful www.kickstarter.com/projects/fra... #tarot #tarotsky

if you felt like sharing that'd be amazing but I'm amazed by all the support so thank you all so much, diolch o galon x

Queer Crow Death Magic Tarot

A 78-card potent jewel-coloured tarot deck created with linoprinting. Artwork is complete & project is ready to print.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 15h

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Milky Wad.

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 15h

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

I mean. Knickers.

JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 16h

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

SARS Bar.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 16h

Help! Got some words jumbled up at work and accidentally spoke the True Name Of God. Opened some kind of hellish portal and am now beset by horrors and curses. Anyone know a good exorcism ritual?

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 19h

She’s not wrong

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 22h

Burnt in your Adidas trainers in the studio for Ash Tuesdays?

Also nah, you’re still awesome.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

This one is a very confusing (at first) science fiction book about language, addiction, the nature of truth, and revolution.

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 1d

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

Who Me Grandpa Grandfather GIF

ALT: Who Me Grandpa Grandfather GIF

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

But what if I want you to?

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. Absolutely nightmare going to visit people back in the Midlands who have been convinced Khan has turned London into something from Mad Max.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes, my mistake. Terrifying country.

AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

Also all the tall people get eaten by the wolves

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 1d

Closer than we are

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

In my primary school there was a thing on the wall of pictures of each month. They were in this order and I absolutely cannot ever think of months in any form other than this.

The months of the year. For some reason, starting in March.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

It’s because of the extra gravity near the equator

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve always known I am theoretically above average height, but I remain unconvinced from years of looking upwards at people

AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

I was gonna joke ‘wait until you find out about May Belline’ but the joke’s on me! They were named after the founder’s sister, Mabel, who used Vaseline and coal dust for eye shadow 😯

Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 2d

I only found out that Max Factor was a real guy like last year, before that I thought it was 'Maximum Factor', like 'give your lips their maximum factor of sexiness'

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

Unusual fact: Food cannot go off during the day. Food goes off overnight.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

The Flying Bottsman

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 2d

Spicy Pringles: Spicy Mr Pringle Face

AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 3d

Ooooh… even that’s hard! I’d probably go with Guards! Guards!, Small Gods, Moving Pictures and Sourcery off the top of my head. If I try to actually think about it I’ll be here all week.

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AnDIE H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 3d

Well, in fairness it’s all subjective, so you might not like it as much 🤷🏼

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