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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1h

👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 8h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 16h

Unsolicited bic pic.

A selection of biscuits: various shortbreads, jam drops, something with chocolate, and those gross coconut mounds.

JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 1d

Link.

Peta @petabytes.bsky.social · 1d

Link

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

Link.

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 1d

TBF this is the most clear and accurate flow chart of the comedy career path I've seen. Just gotta work a podcast in there.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

So does poverty so maybe your family can hand over some of its £20bn fortune, you entitled weapon.

Headline:
Kate [Princess of wales] warns too much screen time damages family life.

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Wes Mountain @therevmountain.bsky.social · 1d

I've been spending a lot of time on LinkedIn

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 2d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 09,1952

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

P1-TWO OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS DRESSED IN COSTUME’S SEE SLUGGO PULLING A WAGON

SLUGGO IS WEARING A PIRATE COSTUME

FIRST KID: LOOK AT SLUGGO
SECOND KID: HE'S TAKING A WAGON TO THE COSTUME PARTY

P2-
FIRST KID: WONDER WHY?
SECOND KID: NANCY CAN’T WALK

P3-SHE’S IS GOING AS A MERMAID

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 2d

None of these words are in the bible.

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 2d

If Syndrome met the 7th Doctor instead of Mr Incredible.

Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 2d

Are they hoping to start a Young Tory cosplay trend on TikTok
www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future

The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge

www.thetimes.com

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 2d

Jumper lad is the villain from The Incredibles but he met The Doctor instead of Mr Incredible.

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 2d

I'm actually quite fond of D7 (shut up, Sylv was my first Doctor) but that jumper was A Choice.

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 2d

Hear me out:

David Tennant & Michael Sheen
ARE
Waiting for Godot.

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 3d

Is Anonymous still a thing? Feels like they've been quiet lately, given *gestures around vaguely at the state of the world*

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 3d

I am the enabler of bad carb-based ideas. :)

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 3d

I raise you deep fried frozen dairy. :)

Deep fried ice cream. With a cherry on top.

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Jarrod Watt @jaywatt.bsky.social · 3d

I've always wanted to do a photo feature on the truckies in Hong Kong who go to great lengths to personalise their cabins... but this is next level. Woe to the lone driver on an empty highway who has one of these roll up behind them...

Edge of LOL @edgeoflol.bsky.social · 3d

Trucks in China 🇨🇳

#trucking #china #crazy #wild

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 3d

Since Amelia Earhart is making news again, just a reminder she and Guy Montgomery have never been seen in the same room. #BringOutYourConspiracyTheories

An old portrait of Amelia Earhart looking (I think) uncannily like Guy Montgomery.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3d

In light of recent events, we have taken the difficult decision to ban spectres in the dining room.

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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone knows that you don't send thoughts and prayers to Dolly Parton overnight... You send them 9 to 5 (in your local timezone) so that they are working.

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 3d

One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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JodievdW @jodievdw.bsky.social · 3d

Vindication for @kirstywebeck.bsky.social at last.

Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 3d

The FBI has ordered all its agents to cease work and investigate sightings of large cats between Mt Victoria and Springwood in the Blue Mountains National Park

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 4d

Edgar Allan Poe died on this day in 1849.

Doom.
Plague.
Despair.
Madness.
Creeping existential horror.

He would have loved 2025.

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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 4d

Only because Woy Woy was booked out is what I have heard.

John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 5d

Sources are telling me it’s gonna be in Wagga Wagga

Taylor Swift says she’s having a destination wedding - but she won’t say where (yet)

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Neill Cameron @neillcameron.bsky.social · 4d

‘Just need to get through this busy patch and then I’ll have a chance to relax a bit’ sounds good in theory, except when you realise you’ve been saying it for like fifteen years and things are worse than ever.

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