JodievdW
@jodievdw.bsky.social
Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
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When I swim I look like a knobbly beach ball. People often comment on my buoyish gourd looks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
When I swim I look like a knobbly beach ball. People often comment on my buoyish gourd looks.
Couple years back there was a short-lived reality tv thing called "Fuckboy Island" which was heavily promoted on Insta. Insta being the only social media my parents, inevitably they saw the ads and asked me what it meant. 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Couple years back there was a short-lived reality tv thing called "Fuckboy Island" which was heavily promoted on Insta. Insta being the only social media my parents, inevitably they saw the ads and asked me what it meant. 1/2
The Saxa hat...
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The Saxa hat...
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i have consulted the artificial intelligence room of infinite monkeys and typewriters and after much careful discussion I have decided to "5hsidmeyfdhhhggggggggbanana"
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
i have consulted the artificial intelligence room of infinite monkeys and typewriters and after much careful discussion I have decided to "5hsidmeyfdhhhggggggggbanana"
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Insult to injury.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Insult to injury.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
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"That was Wool of Gay Sheep, with their new single, Woke Test For New York Fashion Debut"
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"That was Wool of Gay Sheep, with their new single, Woke Test For New York Fashion Debut"
Hey fam, quick straw poll for the day job: which (if any) of these are you most familiar with/likely to eat this summer?
Mangosteen
Rambutan
Tamarind
Longan
Something else of the tropical fruit persuasion
(The usual suspects mangoes, lychees etc are accounted for, but I've got room for 1 ring-in)
Mangosteen
Rambutan
Tamarind
Longan
Something else of the tropical fruit persuasion
(The usual suspects mangoes, lychees etc are accounted for, but I've got room for 1 ring-in)
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hey fam, quick straw poll for the day job: which (if any) of these are you most familiar with/likely to eat this summer?
Mangosteen
Rambutan
Tamarind
Longan
Something else of the tropical fruit persuasion
(The usual suspects mangoes, lychees etc are accounted for, but I've got room for 1 ring-in)
Mangosteen
Rambutan
Tamarind
Longan
Something else of the tropical fruit persuasion
(The usual suspects mangoes, lychees etc are accounted for, but I've got room for 1 ring-in)
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It would’ve been cheaper to buy everyone in the country an umbrella, Sun hat, scarf & boots than renew the BOM website.
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It would’ve been cheaper to buy everyone in the country an umbrella, Sun hat, scarf & boots than renew the BOM website.
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So ... a dangerous abuser accuses his partner or ex-partner of a violent crime (this is common) & get the cops to charge her, usual delays until it's dropped/heard and now the govt will cut off the accused's entitlements, making her - & her children - wholly dependent on her abuser? Get out of it.
New: 100+ legal experts, welfare groups & academics demand the Minister bin an amendment, allowing police to cancel welfare payments for people who have not been found guilty of any crime
@tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social is trying to ram this amendment through today
Read more: archive.is/UHu9J
@tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social is trying to ram this amendment through today
Read more: archive.is/UHu9J
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
So ... a dangerous abuser accuses his partner or ex-partner of a violent crime (this is common) & get the cops to charge her, usual delays until it's dropped/heard and now the govt will cut off the accused's entitlements, making her - & her children - wholly dependent on her abuser? Get out of it.
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EXCEPTIONAL HEAT WAVE IN AUSTRALIA
Another day with >46C (46.1C Windorah).
Some areas are at record heat levels for November both in Queensland and Northern Territory:
42.2 Blackwater November Highest Max on record
28.6 Yulara November Highest Min on record
Another day with >46C (46.1C Windorah).
Some areas are at record heat levels for November both in Queensland and Northern Territory:
42.2 Blackwater November Highest Max on record
28.6 Yulara November Highest Min on record
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
EXCEPTIONAL HEAT WAVE IN AUSTRALIA
Another day with >46C (46.1C Windorah).
Some areas are at record heat levels for November both in Queensland and Northern Territory:
42.2 Blackwater November Highest Max on record
28.6 Yulara November Highest Min on record
Another day with >46C (46.1C Windorah).
Some areas are at record heat levels for November both in Queensland and Northern Territory:
42.2 Blackwater November Highest Max on record
28.6 Yulara November Highest Min on record
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My 2025
How it started vs. How it’s going
How it started vs. How it’s going
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My 2025
How it started vs. How it’s going
How it started vs. How it’s going
"November dump" but it's just 1,327 photos of this exquisite beauty.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"November dump" but it's just 1,327 photos of this exquisite beauty.
Not to be terminally middle aged but I just realised Roblox and Minecraft are different things.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Not to be terminally middle aged but I just realised Roblox and Minecraft are different things.
Help I have been perceived.
“He’ll be back to his normal self any day now,” Harrow explained. “He’s just been having a really tough eight months.”
Report: Autistic woman really just going to keep on dating the guy she wishes he was, huh
An autistic woman has made the bold decision to keep dating the impressive man she wishes he was, instead of the horrid little worm boy he actually is, it has been announced. Sarah Harrow, 27, first…
thedailytism.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Help I have been perceived.
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Boiling AUSTRALIA
November heat arrived:
46.7C today at Birdsville (not a random place,but a well known heat champion) is a new seasonal max. in the Southern Hemisphere.
Next days the heat can even get worse,specially at night and some November records might fall.
Stay tuned !
November heat arrived:
46.7C today at Birdsville (not a random place,but a well known heat champion) is a new seasonal max. in the Southern Hemisphere.
Next days the heat can even get worse,specially at night and some November records might fall.
Stay tuned !
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Boiling AUSTRALIA
November heat arrived:
46.7C today at Birdsville (not a random place,but a well known heat champion) is a new seasonal max. in the Southern Hemisphere.
Next days the heat can even get worse,specially at night and some November records might fall.
Stay tuned !
November heat arrived:
46.7C today at Birdsville (not a random place,but a well known heat champion) is a new seasonal max. in the Southern Hemisphere.
Next days the heat can even get worse,specially at night and some November records might fall.
Stay tuned !
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Dress rehearsal selfie #1: Elsa, literary agent. #TheBookClubPlay #YeppoonLittleTheatre
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Dress rehearsal selfie #1: Elsa, literary agent. #TheBookClubPlay #YeppoonLittleTheatre
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No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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Extreme contrasts in AUSTRALIA
New heat wave in Queensland (44.8 today, hotter next days)
Deluges and cool in Northern Territories
November records:
HIGH MAX
32.8 Point Lookout QLD
LOW MAXES NT
25.3 Darwin AP
25.5 Middle Point
27.6 Point Stuart
New heat wave in Queensland (44.8 today, hotter next days)
Deluges and cool in Northern Territories
November records:
HIGH MAX
32.8 Point Lookout QLD
LOW MAXES NT
25.3 Darwin AP
25.5 Middle Point
27.6 Point Stuart
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Extreme contrasts in AUSTRALIA
New heat wave in Queensland (44.8 today, hotter next days)
Deluges and cool in Northern Territories
November records:
HIGH MAX
32.8 Point Lookout QLD
LOW MAXES NT
25.3 Darwin AP
25.5 Middle Point
27.6 Point Stuart
New heat wave in Queensland (44.8 today, hotter next days)
Deluges and cool in Northern Territories
November records:
HIGH MAX
32.8 Point Lookout QLD
LOW MAXES NT
25.3 Darwin AP
25.5 Middle Point
27.6 Point Stuart
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What the fuck is going on right now
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
What the fuck is going on right now
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Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
There is a dead whale in Nantucket
Too big for the bin, cannot chuck it
They could blow it sky high
But that went bad last time
So they just left it there and said
Kidding IDK what they said the article's paywalled and fuck the NYT anyway.
Too big for the bin, cannot chuck it
They could blow it sky high
But that went bad last time
So they just left it there and said
Kidding IDK what they said the article's paywalled and fuck the NYT anyway.
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
There is a dead whale in Nantucket
Too big for the bin, cannot chuck it
They could blow it sky high
But that went bad last time
So they just left it there and said
Kidding IDK what they said the article's paywalled and fuck the NYT anyway.
Too big for the bin, cannot chuck it
They could blow it sky high
But that went bad last time
So they just left it there and said
Kidding IDK what they said the article's paywalled and fuck the NYT anyway.