Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
USian living in Ireland 🏳️⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Pinned
Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
Universal video game rule: if an NPC is sitting behind a desk I should not need to walk around the desk to talk to them.
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Universal video game rule: if an NPC is sitting behind a desk I should not need to walk around the desk to talk to them.
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@trinitariangirl.bsky.social made this for me and it's so good I have to share it 💖
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
@trinitariangirl.bsky.social made this for me and it's so good I have to share it 💖
Didn't go as well as we'd hoped, but at least we looked good doing it.
February 14, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Didn't go as well as we'd hoped, but at least we looked good doing it.
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
❤️🔥 Alright, we going out _dancing_.
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
❤️🔥 Alright, we going out _dancing_.
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At literally no point in this headline was it possible to predict the next word, 10/10 work
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
At literally no point in this headline was it possible to predict the next word, 10/10 work
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
Supposed to go out tonight to a big gay dance party, but between work & home/partner mh stuff… gods, I'm just feeling _drained_.
Hopefully the other side of my brain has a little more energy come this evening.
Hopefully the other side of my brain has a little more energy come this evening.
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Supposed to go out tonight to a big gay dance party, but between work & home/partner mh stuff… gods, I'm just feeling _drained_.
Hopefully the other side of my brain has a little more energy come this evening.
Hopefully the other side of my brain has a little more energy come this evening.
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cncdoll is just a nonconstruct
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
cncdoll is just a nonconstruct
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We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.
September 20, 2024 at 12:13 PM
We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.
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PwC somehow more lucid on AI and education than most university leaders these days
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
PwC somehow more lucid on AI and education than most university leaders these days
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Upon reading this post, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.
September 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Upon reading this post, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.
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Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to create a remote execution vulnerability in notepad.exe
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to create a remote execution vulnerability in notepad.exe
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
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I saw it happen real time. This TV show did not exist before this moment.
nope, sorry, the universe clearly operates on wave-function logic because the animated fast and furious spinoff series which apparently ran for *six seasons* simply did not exist in this world until i looked at the franchise's wikipedia page ten minutes ago
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I saw it happen real time. This TV show did not exist before this moment.
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Could we send this around again please? I'm struggling to keep my head above water at the moment and my phone is about to be shut off. Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Could we send this around again please? I'm struggling to keep my head above water at the moment and my phone is about to be shut off. Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
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you cant fool me. thats The Cheat
Casio EG-5 guitar with built-in cassette player/recorder & speaker (c. 1980s)
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
you cant fool me. thats The Cheat
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Literally - Cass used the fact that children diagnosed as trans enough to be put on puberty blockers continued to be trans as they adolesced, as proof that puberty blockers were a problem. They were hoping more children at the service would stop being trans and looking for a means to make it happen.
They see the existence of trans people at all as a negative outcome.
a clinic that provided services to 12,000 people being closed on the basis of 8 complaints perfectly captures the nature of the uk 'trans-debate'
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Literally - Cass used the fact that children diagnosed as trans enough to be put on puberty blockers continued to be trans as they adolesced, as proof that puberty blockers were a problem. They were hoping more children at the service would stop being trans and looking for a means to make it happen.
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Average D&D party tbh
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Average D&D party tbh