Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
USian living in Ireland 🏳️⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
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"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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They used to "laugh and call him nanes." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They used to "laugh and call him nanes." Now they're all dead
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don't let yr dreams be dreams.
day drink and make pancakes
day drink and make pancakes
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
don't let yr dreams be dreams.
day drink and make pancakes
day drink and make pancakes
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May 2026 bring us the publication of Alecto The Ninth.
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
May 2026 bring us the publication of Alecto The Ninth.
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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Forcibly detransitioning somebody should properly be understood as a crime against humanity
🧵🧵🧵 When @rivkahbrown.bsky.social Published her story in Novara Media evidencing that Hilary Cass was already anti-trans before the Cass Review, I was intrigued by the fact that Cass hadn't tried to sue her or Novara. But if this report by @sophiemolly.co.uk is true, and she is advising on...
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'One parent told me that she was hearing reports of Dr Hillary Cass (of the Cass Review) teaching staff at NHS Sussex on how to detransition trans children.'
northwestbylines.co.uk/opinion-corn...
northwestbylines.co.uk/opinion-corn...
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Forcibly detransitioning somebody should properly be understood as a crime against humanity
🪆 Previously, it had been 2005 hours since the doll's last orgasm.
It has now been 0 hours.
It has now been 0 hours.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🪆 Previously, it had been 2005 hours since the doll's last orgasm.
It has now been 0 hours.
It has now been 0 hours.
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I enjoy how much of OG Gundam's Zeon suits are just freaky little guys.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I enjoy how much of OG Gundam's Zeon suits are just freaky little guys.
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24 hrs and 124% funded
I think my stretch goal is looking into audio mixing for an audio book version of the collection
The first print run was going to be 100 copies (99 if you don't count mine) and so at 24 backers there is still room for more folks to get in
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
I think my stretch goal is looking into audio mixing for an audio book version of the collection
The first print run was going to be 100 copies (99 if you don't count mine) and so at 24 backers there is still room for more folks to get in
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
24 hrs and 124% funded
I think my stretch goal is looking into audio mixing for an audio book version of the collection
The first print run was going to be 100 copies (99 if you don't count mine) and so at 24 backers there is still room for more folks to get in
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
I think my stretch goal is looking into audio mixing for an audio book version of the collection
The first print run was going to be 100 copies (99 if you don't count mine) and so at 24 backers there is still room for more folks to get in
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
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give it up for mutexes! give it up! please give it up. we are going to fucking deadlock
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
give it up for mutexes! give it up! please give it up. we are going to fucking deadlock
I seem to have become very confused, is there anyone on this website that can explain Rick and Morty to me like I'm someone who doesn't actually like or care about Rich and Mikey?
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I seem to have become very confused, is there anyone on this website that can explain Rick and Morty to me like I'm someone who doesn't actually like or care about Rich and Mikey?
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The worst people in the world stole our future, and I’ll never forgive them for it
man, the collective grief from older trans people at the violent death of the world we briefly hoped was coming, a world in which trans children would be recognised, loved, and helped...
yeah.
yeah.
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The worst people in the world stole our future, and I’ll never forgive them for it
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If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
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annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
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"it's all in your head" yeah no shit dumbass i'm the universe experiencing itself. grow up
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 PM
"it's all in your head" yeah no shit dumbass i'm the universe experiencing itself. grow up
Still my favorite skirt.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Still my favorite skirt.
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
The good news is it's virtual Friday before a week off that I am extremely looking forward to.
The bad news is I have to go into the office for a 90 minute meeting that promises to be PROFOUNDLY tedious.
The bad news is I have to go into the office for a 90 minute meeting that promises to be PROFOUNDLY tedious.
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The good news is it's virtual Friday before a week off that I am extremely looking forward to.
The bad news is I have to go into the office for a 90 minute meeting that promises to be PROFOUNDLY tedious.
The bad news is I have to go into the office for a 90 minute meeting that promises to be PROFOUNDLY tedious.
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people say resume writing after being unemployed for a long time is hard. wrong. easy to type "2019-2025: lol woops"
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
people say resume writing after being unemployed for a long time is hard. wrong. easy to type "2019-2025: lol woops"
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