Tom
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Tom
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I rock from summer til Santa comes down the chimney
Is that song CBS uses to go to commercial a Temu version of John Cena's theme?
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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would love to throw stones here but I’ve eaten McDonald’s orders that would kill a horse
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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i love my neurodivergent brothers and sisters but like 80% of the time someone on the internet describes a supposedly ADHD or autistic specific behavior it reads like this to me
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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i’m posting the video again
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Terrific example of how a lot of people view their actions in public spaces since approximately 2020
"My words don't matter," the Lions fan told Freep... come on, now
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There's a very pop/uptempo cover of Linger by The Cranberries playing at this restaurant, and I think someone should be arrested for making this.
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Don't forget to start baking your Marie Callender pie now so that it's ready for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Never really cared for pecan or pumpkin pie, tbh. Gimme a fruit or meat pie. (I know pumpkin is a fruit. I mean a real fruit.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If they're gonna be taken as anything but chumps Otis, Tozawa, and Maxine Dupri have to change their freaking name. Why are they still going under Alpha Academy?
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm just a boy
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I do find it kind of charming that Taylor Swift sings about boners the way Steve Carell talks about boobs in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Watching Monster, and why does Ed Gein sound like Derek Zoolander?
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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i wanna make this eminently clear before i continue laughing at the travis kelce penis song:

good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ask not for whom the chumba wambas
It wambas for thee
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'll never understand why WWE does backstage segments while people are in the ring with their music playing waiting to wrestle.
September 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Sony Capitalizes on Twisted Metal Show by Continuing to Let Game Series Languish in the Void

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Sony Capitalizes on Twisted Metal Show by Continuing to Let Game Series Languish in the Void
SAN MATEO, Calif. — With the surprisingly good Twisted Metal television adaptation in full swing of its second season, sources inside the company have confirmed…
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August 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Looking very submissive and bred-able
April 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In her song 'Red' Taylor Swift assigns different colors to different situations much like the strongest sorcerer of the modern age, Satoru Gojo, in Jujutsu Kaisen. In this essay I will
April 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Why does every single women's triple threat match need that same tower of doom spot? #Wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
fartin hard or hardly fartin?
April 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I believe him. He seems like a guy that stole PPP money. He seems like the guy that complains that no one wants to work anymore.
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM