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Dougie “The Gourmet” Jones II 🐐
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People who hate winter and hate the cold are exhibiting motherless behavior. nobody taught you how to layer your clothing? A skill issue! You were not destined to survive the winter! You shame your ancestors, buy a thermal knit shirt and some real wool!!!
i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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August 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Some of President Biden's top donors have latched onto a "Twin Peaks" analogy aimed at keeping nervous supporters from defecting:
President Biden is like The Giant - old and frail yet wise and influential - whereas Donald Trump is like Killer BOB, a gluttonous and powerful gangster
July 14, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Shock surprise! cartoon brained millennials stuck in their childhoods didn’t like the classically minded epic saga over the extended looney tunes bit. Not gonna switch to blue sky until film discourse on here gets remotely more insightful than “this film ruined my head canon!”.
May 25, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
May 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
February 3, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Who else can relate
February 3, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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going through old photos from our trip to Seattle and this one really stood out
January 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
January 9, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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White people when Brian Griffin died
December 10, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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Please stop posting this image. This is *my* MRI result and I did not consent to it being made public. They call me the Phineas Gage of apples
December 9, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Georgie’s blue sky premiere
December 4, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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December 4, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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why do these season 1 GOT promos look like they're judges on the x-factor
November 30, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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elon musk: just realised how much the world declined once women started integrating in the workplace 🤔

guy with an american flag profile picture: can you develop a flamethrower that only works on minorities

elon: funny, already tinkered with that concept
December 1, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Brave little abacus
December 4, 2023 at 9:52 PM