Luke
@luketoucan.bsky.social
I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnn’s 🇮🇪 👨🏻
I ordered my daughter some swim nappies for lessons and Amazon sent me this… 😐
October 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I ordered my daughter some swim nappies for lessons and Amazon sent me this… 😐
Adele and Olivia Dean collab when?!
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Adele and Olivia Dean collab when?!
Sunday trading times should be abolished!! Why am I stood in a Tesco queuing to get to the tills that don’t open until 10…
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Sunday trading times should be abolished!! Why am I stood in a Tesco queuing to get to the tills that don’t open until 10…
I don’t know how people are affording a £260 return train ticket from Manchester to London. Howwww is this allowed 🤬
August 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don’t know how people are affording a £260 return train ticket from Manchester to London. Howwww is this allowed 🤬
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New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation
August 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation
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The Greens now have nearly 200 more councillors than Reform.
This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.
This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.
Another record year for the Green Party 👏
859 Councillors on 170 Councils in England & Wales
Now join us to keep Greens growing and to take the fight to Reform join.greenparty.org.uk
859 Councillors on 170 Councils in England & Wales
Now join us to keep Greens growing and to take the fight to Reform join.greenparty.org.uk
May 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Greens now have nearly 200 more councillors than Reform.
This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.
This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.
I refuse to buy a car that has temperature controls on a touch screen!!!!
BRING BACK PHYSICAL BUTTONS. DEATH TO TOUCHSCREENS.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I refuse to buy a car that has temperature controls on a touch screen!!!!
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I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH #TheTraitors
January 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH #TheTraitors
This reads as a marketing gimmick to me! It’s so dumb click-baity but they have clear messaging on each animal so they are getting their manifesto across through rage sharing!
The Labour Party, who are currently forming the government of a G8 country, made this:
January 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This reads as a marketing gimmick to me! It’s so dumb click-baity but they have clear messaging on each animal so they are getting their manifesto across through rage sharing!
Milk took one step out the morning and said absolutely not and came back in 😂
January 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Milk took one step out the morning and said absolutely not and came back in 😂
Got Waq some fun sauces as part of his Christmas stocking, arrived after we left for Christmas 😅 Found these on Delli Market!
January 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Got Waq some fun sauces as part of his Christmas stocking, arrived after we left for Christmas 😅 Found these on Delli Market!
Travelling for 16 hours with a toddler isn’t that fun, actually!
January 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Travelling for 16 hours with a toddler isn’t that fun, actually!
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gonna be a real interesting 6 hours
December 31, 2024 at 5:57 PM
gonna be a real interesting 6 hours
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Genuinely the most tense, gripping sporting contest I've seen all year. Great sportsmanship at the end too 👏🏾
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Genuinely the most tense, gripping sporting contest I've seen all year. Great sportsmanship at the end too 👏🏾
Today onwards the days get longer!!!!!!
December 22, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Today onwards the days get longer!!!!!!