Luke
banner
luketoucan.bsky.social
Luke
@luketoucan.bsky.social
I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnn’s 🇮🇪 👨🏻
I ordered my daughter some swim nappies for lessons and Amazon sent me this… 😐
October 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Adele and Olivia Dean collab when?!
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m confused why have we not seen Katie in #RHOC in recent episodes?
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sunday trading times should be abolished!! Why am I stood in a Tesco queuing to get to the tills that don’t open until 10…
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I don’t know how people are affording a £260 return train ticket from Manchester to London. Howwww is this allowed 🤬
August 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Reposted by Luke
New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation
August 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reposted by Luke
The Greens now have nearly 200 more councillors than Reform.

This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.
Another record year for the Green Party 👏
859 Councillors on 170 Councils in England & Wales

Now join us to keep Greens growing and to take the fight to Reform join.greenparty.org.uk
May 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey I’m still alive
May 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
After SIX MONTHS since starting S1 we are almost up to date with #RHOC
February 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I refuse to buy a car that has temperature controls on a touch screen!!!!
BRING BACK PHYSICAL BUTTONS. DEATH TO TOUCHSCREENS.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Reposted by Luke
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH #TheTraitors
January 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The tags are on because I’m going to return it after this trip 💀 #RHOSLC
January 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I miss The Corrs
January 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Noella is… something #RHOC
January 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Celebrating Shane passing the bar which he ONLY passed because they lowered the passing score is cringe 😬 #RHOC
January 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Omg The Vivienne???
January 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This reads as a marketing gimmick to me! It’s so dumb click-baity but they have clear messaging on each animal so they are getting their manifesto across through rage sharing!
The Labour Party, who are currently forming the government of a G8 country, made this:
January 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Milk took one step out the morning and said absolutely not and came back in 😂
January 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Got Waq some fun sauces as part of his Christmas stocking, arrived after we left for Christmas 😅 Found these on Delli Market!
January 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Travelling for 16 hours with a toddler isn’t that fun, actually!
January 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
January 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Reposted by Luke
gonna be a real interesting 6 hours
December 31, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My ins and outs x
December 31, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Luke
Genuinely the most tense, gripping sporting contest I've seen all year. Great sportsmanship at the end too 👏🏾
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Today onwards the days get longer!!!!!!
December 22, 2024 at 9:25 AM