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Barefoot Contestor
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SPED teacher, Functional Maths. One ‘home’ scattered across Sonoma County wine country, Southern Oregon Cascades, and South Kona coast. Never met a sand dollar shell, wild huckleberry, or antler shed I didn’t like. Anti fascist, anti MAGA.
Obviously not enough 18th century heads rolled… Let’s do a more thorough job next time 😳

www.lbc.co.uk/article/andr...
'If you're not in the Epstein files, it just means you were a bit of a loser,' claims Andrew's ex-girlfriend Lady Victoria Hervey | LBC
The ex-girlfriend of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has defended her former flame by saying anyone
www.lbc.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
YASSSSSS
No matter what Trump does to distract from the #EpsteinFiles it can't stop the investigations being conducted in other countries. Be very afraid Donald.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Melania Trump in the designer Redacto
Who wore it better🙄
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Who’s the REAL orange orangutan????
#Trump #DV1 #ProudBlue
Trump out there posting a racist AI video of the Obamas
Hey we can do AI images too
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I love it! Zelynsky? Or Minneapolis? Or who else? Oh yeah: NEVERFUCKINGTRUMP
SLAVA UKRAINI!!

FAAAAACK TRUMP!!
Wow! Perfect...
President Zelensky has been nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize by Professor Dag Øistein Endsjø, University of Oslo in Norway.
So perfect...!
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Barefoot Contestor
He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh gosh. Thoughts & prayers, goons. Thoughts & prayers.
ICE agents are freaking out, afraid they're getting stiffed on bonuses Trump promised them.
On a Reddit for ICE agents, Business Times sees agents in full blown panic...not sure where their promised payments are, their bonuses...even their health insurance isn't coming through.
Zero sympathy.
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Starting the day with tamales just seemed prudent.
Nayely’s food cart @ the corner of Piner @ Mark West Springs.
IYKYK
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Awww gosh, no ICE for a spell? Why are you threatening me with a good time?
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
A cheerful early morning read! Is it the skewed climate models? Or the utterly worthless sex-pest, money obsessed, narcissistic cucks exploiting them? If we don’t shake off this rotting carapace of creepy white male billionaire sociopaths quickly… we’ll all die.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Flawed economic models mean climate crisis could crash global economy, experts warn
States and financial bodies using modelling that ignores shocks from extreme weather and climate tipping points
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Here’s my Week 3 bake from Reddit’s 52 Weeks of Baking.

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From the 52weeksofbaking community on Reddit: Week 3 - Mini / Giant: Miniature Mocha Layer Cake for Two
Explore this post and more from the 52weeksofbaking community
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February 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I’m behind but not out of the game! Just posted my week 3 dish in Reddit’s 52 Weeks of Cooking.

www.reddit.com/r/52weeksofc...
From the 52weeksofcooking community on Reddit: Week 3 - Contrasts: Crispy British Oven-Roasted Potatoes
Explore this post and more from the 52weeksofcooking community
www.reddit.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
This. Barely mediocre old white fuckwads.
I’d just like to point out that American democracy is being torched because a bunch of rich, mediocre white men couldn’t figure out how to get laid on their own or, more disgustingly, couldn’t keep their pants on around children. And we treat them as superior. Why?
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Well we certainly don’t want to be soft on this ancient orange gobshite.
Don’s right. Let’s impeach him.
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Three more years of their bullshit and all of America will be shuttered.
After numerous artists said they would no longer perform there and ticket sales plummeted, Trump says he is closing the Kennedy Center for at least two years.
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
So many big breakthroughs right as the US has decided to embrace Rasputin era medicine…
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The judgement one faces peacefully eating one’s own dinner…
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I really had to consider this might be mainstream news for a hot second. Such are the times in which we live, alas.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Kind of wild to think in light of these newly announced therapeutic breakthroughs (this, & pancreatic cancer!) that America has basically stepped off the research escalator at the whim of a seventy-something year old drug addict who couldn’t succeed at any other job than ‘charlatan.’
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The tune changes because it’s played by imbeciles who can’t carry a tune.
THIS 👇 TOO.......
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
FYI: I believe my retirement plans have changed!
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Well this makes perfect sense coming from him… because we ALL know he had himself shot.

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Trump claims without evidence Omar ‘probably had herself sprayed’
President Trump, without evidence, suggested Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) staged an incident during her town hall Tuesday night when a man sprayed her with an unknown substance. “I don’t t…
thehill.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It’s funny. Megyn Kelly opens her mouth and all I hear is ‘I would livestream myself drinking steaming hot republican piss wearing a low cut blouse on camera for money and views.’ I just never get past that; it drowns out any funny little words actually tumbling out of her open mouth.
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Dontcha just love it when the reservoir dogs’ fur begins to fly? I hope they eat one another alive. Literally. They are all the lowest, vilest form of animals.

aaronparnas.substack.com/p/important-...
Important Update: Knives are Out as Kristi Noem Tries to Throw Stephen Miller Under the Bus and Trump Ignites Republican Rift
Good evening everyone.
aaronparnas.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 AM