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Barefoot Contestor
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SPED teacher, Functional Maths. One ‘home’ scattered across Sonoma County wine country, Southern Oregon Cascades, and South Kona coast. Never met a sand dollar shell, wild huckleberry, or antler shed I didn’t like. Anti fascist, anti MAGA.
This. Barely mediocre old white fuckwads.
I’d just like to point out that American democracy is being torched because a bunch of rich, mediocre white men couldn’t figure out how to get laid on their own or, more disgustingly, couldn’t keep their pants on around children. And we treat them as superior. Why?
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Well we certainly don’t want to be soft on this ancient orange gobshite.
Don’s right. Let’s impeach him.
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Three more years of their bullshit and all of America will be shuttered.
After numerous artists said they would no longer perform there and ticket sales plummeted, Trump says he is closing the Kennedy Center for at least two years.
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
So many big breakthroughs right as the US has decided to embrace Rasputin era medicine…
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The judgement one faces peacefully eating one’s own dinner…
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I really had to consider this might be mainstream news for a hot second. Such are the times in which we live, alas.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Kind of wild to think in light of these newly announced therapeutic breakthroughs (this, & pancreatic cancer!) that America has basically stepped off the research escalator at the whim of a seventy-something year old drug addict who couldn’t succeed at any other job than ‘charlatan.’
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The tune changes because it’s played by imbeciles who can’t carry a tune.
THIS 👇 TOO.......
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
FYI: I believe my retirement plans have changed!
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Well this makes perfect sense coming from him… because we ALL know he had himself shot.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Trump claims without evidence Omar ‘probably had herself sprayed’
President Trump, without evidence, suggested Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) staged an incident during her town hall Tuesday night when a man sprayed her with an unknown substance. “I don’t t…
thehill.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It’s funny. Megyn Kelly opens her mouth and all I hear is ‘I would livestream myself drinking steaming hot republican piss wearing a low cut blouse on camera for money and views.’ I just never get past that; it drowns out any funny little words actually tumbling out of her open mouth.
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Dontcha just love it when the reservoir dogs’ fur begins to fly? I hope they eat one another alive. Literally. They are all the lowest, vilest form of animals.

aaronparnas.substack.com/p/important-...
Important Update: Knives are Out as Kristi Noem Tries to Throw Stephen Miller Under the Bus and Trump Ignites Republican Rift
Good evening everyone.
aaronparnas.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 AM
A gentle crowd in a gentle rain, remembering Alex Petti… Sonoma County CA.
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Heartening to see this! If there’s a vigil in your community today, go!!!
#GVerse Bravo #London just joined #Minnesota!

Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.

When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.

Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Screenshot from FB… please come out if you can Sonoma County friends & colleagues.
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My ‘getting’ is having trouble connecting with my ‘going’ this morning… I made myself an extra 3 day weekend by taking off Monday when there were no students on campus at my high school. Now that’s reverberating through some very pathetic ‘help I’ve fallen & I can’t get up!’ Tuesday vibes.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 PM
File under: things you knew but couldn’t prove…
A study has found that cats have 276 different facial expressions.
The study was carried out at a cat rehoming shelter in Los Angeles.
www.iomtoday.co.im/opinion/stud...
Study reveals cats have 276 facial expressions
The study involved dozens of cats, living in a rehoming shelter in Los Angeles
www.iomtoday.co.im
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This made me laugh. But then I immediately reverted to crying.
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Truth
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I have a suspicion that somewhere in Greenland there’s a ramshackle outhouse labeled ‘Greenland’ in all-caps English that Trump’s new Davos deal is entirely based upon…
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Tip of the iceberg… the cost of this shitshow will be staggering
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The whole antichrist tap dance as laid out in the New Testament always sounded too stupid for even devout Christians to buy into. Consider me corrected.
Doesn’t count as a prophecy if it’s your fault.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
What an imbecile. Generating yourself bigger than everyone else in a AI image doesn’t make it so. Just like browbeating somebody into giving you their Nobel Peace Prize doesn’t make you a Nobel winner. I’m sorry, but I will always consider Trump voters as much imbeciles as Trump himself.
Everyone is focused on how *stupid* this image is for all the obvious reasons. But the thing that makes me laugh is that Donald is *with lifts* the same height as JD Vance in real life. What an insecure loser.
January 20, 2026 at 8:42 AM