Macaroon
@maczook.bsky.social
Gay kitty-cat
Vinyl for the turntable, Leather for the soul
Vinyl for the turntable, Leather for the soul
I’ve counted three people in this diner who just wore their slippers to breakfast
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve counted three people in this diner who just wore their slippers to breakfast
So, what, can I use them to prop up a table leg?
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So, what, can I use them to prop up a table leg?
Watching MST3K, crocheting and getting hammered. What’s everyone else up to?
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Watching MST3K, crocheting and getting hammered. What’s everyone else up to?
“Well, well, if it isn’t Miss Hippo!”
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Well, well, if it isn’t Miss Hippo!”
I’m used to annoying commercials. It takes a LOT to make me reach for the remote and hit the mute button. But this asshole..
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m used to annoying commercials. It takes a LOT to make me reach for the remote and hit the mute button. But this asshole..
I’m alive! Procedure went well! My friend who drove me asked “Did they ask you to count backwards from 100 until you fell asleep?”
I said “No, I don’t recall them telling me when they started administering the anesthetic. They told me to roll onto my left side and that’s the last thing I remember”
I said “No, I don’t recall them telling me when they started administering the anesthetic. They told me to roll onto my left side and that’s the last thing I remember”
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’m alive! Procedure went well! My friend who drove me asked “Did they ask you to count backwards from 100 until you fell asleep?”
I said “No, I don’t recall them telling me when they started administering the anesthetic. They told me to roll onto my left side and that’s the last thing I remember”
I said “No, I don’t recall them telling me when they started administering the anesthetic. They told me to roll onto my left side and that’s the last thing I remember”
Me finishing “Oh! Family” episode 2:
“I don’t know if I’m going to stick with this anime. There’s nothing interesting happening”
“Oh! Family” episode 3:
“I don’t know if I’m going to stick with this anime. There’s nothing interesting happening”
“Oh! Family” episode 3:
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me finishing “Oh! Family” episode 2:
“I don’t know if I’m going to stick with this anime. There’s nothing interesting happening”
“Oh! Family” episode 3:
“I don’t know if I’m going to stick with this anime. There’s nothing interesting happening”
“Oh! Family” episode 3:
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Same energy .
January 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Same energy .
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Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]
Nervous right now. I have an appointment to get spit-roasted by cameras on Friday. It’s like Pig Week without the passion or lust.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nervous right now. I have an appointment to get spit-roasted by cameras on Friday. It’s like Pig Week without the passion or lust.
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Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
🎼
“A nut in the hand
May be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend”
“A nut in the hand
May be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend”
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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“A nut in the hand
May be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend”
“A nut in the hand
May be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend”
Reminder that the bands 10cc and The Lovin’ Spoonful are named after the same thing
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Reminder that the bands 10cc and The Lovin’ Spoonful are named after the same thing
PBS has a great documentary about King Records up on Youtube. It was really good; you should watch it
youtu.be/i2joV4DtXaI?...
youtu.be/i2joV4DtXaI?...
King of Them All: The Story of King Records | Full Documentary | PBS
YouTube video by PBS
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November 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
PBS has a great documentary about King Records up on Youtube. It was really good; you should watch it
youtu.be/i2joV4DtXaI?...
youtu.be/i2joV4DtXaI?...
Just put up the Christmas lights in the front windows. While being judged by about five neighborhood stray cats
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just put up the Christmas lights in the front windows. While being judged by about five neighborhood stray cats
“All the things you want are real
You have YOU to complete
and there is no deal”
-Sly Stone, “Stand”
You have YOU to complete
and there is no deal”
-Sly Stone, “Stand”
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“All the things you want are real
You have YOU to complete
and there is no deal”
-Sly Stone, “Stand”
You have YOU to complete
and there is no deal”
-Sly Stone, “Stand”
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And to those of you who are being hunted for sport:
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.
I’m an optimist and still think we can work with the moderates in the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. That’s why I’m presenting this bipartisan bill providing funding for them to eat one-half of people’s faces. We must work together for a brighter future!
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And to those of you who are being hunted for sport:
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.
Just saw a Youtube video about how to make queso fresco. I guess it’s just the Spanish name for farmer’s cheese, because the process was exactly the same as @gcbwes.bsky.social described on his show. I’d call it queso fresco because it sounds fancier 😅
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just saw a Youtube video about how to make queso fresco. I guess it’s just the Spanish name for farmer’s cheese, because the process was exactly the same as @gcbwes.bsky.social described on his show. I’d call it queso fresco because it sounds fancier 😅
I think Sailor Mini-moon got raptured
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think Sailor Mini-moon got raptured
I don’t have the kind of friends that do Halloween parties, but I’d love to dress as the Grocery Witch from Magical Disappearing Money. No one would get the reference, and I wouldn’t care.
“White Claw?! You can mix your own vodka and soda for half the price!”
“White Claw?! You can mix your own vodka and soda for half the price!”
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don’t have the kind of friends that do Halloween parties, but I’d love to dress as the Grocery Witch from Magical Disappearing Money. No one would get the reference, and I wouldn’t care.
“White Claw?! You can mix your own vodka and soda for half the price!”
“White Claw?! You can mix your own vodka and soda for half the price!”
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Listen, Wilbur. I’m a spider who can read and write, but that won’t help you avoid the axe. The best way I can help you is to encourage you to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior”
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Listen, Wilbur. I’m a spider who can read and write, but that won’t help you avoid the axe. The best way I can help you is to encourage you to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior”
It’s been about a month and a half since I started taking Intuniv (a drug for both high blood pressure and ADHD). Originally, I was hoping I could quit Lexapro entirely, but I did drop my dose from 15 to 10mg, and right now it seems like a good combo
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It’s been about a month and a half since I started taking Intuniv (a drug for both high blood pressure and ADHD). Originally, I was hoping I could quit Lexapro entirely, but I did drop my dose from 15 to 10mg, and right now it seems like a good combo