Caz 💃🥩⛷️🍾 😻🎶🏖️✈️👗
@madamelechat.bsky.social
Up north with no flat cap or ferret in sight. God knows where I am going in life but I know it won't be boring...
Wine
Butter
Hit
What the actual???!!!!
Butter
Hit
What the actual???!!!!
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Pussy
Grindr
Marriage
Feels like two truths and a lie tbh
Pussy
Grindr
Marriage
Feels like two truths and a lie tbh
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Wine
Butter
Hit
What the actual???!!!!
Butter
Hit
What the actual???!!!!
Merlin said its bedtime. Which means snack time. So get your arse of the sofa....
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Merlin said its bedtime. Which means snack time. So get your arse of the sofa....
Can someone pay my plumber to mend my broken boiler please. Have runout of things to sell 🙄
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November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can someone pay my plumber to mend my broken boiler please. Have runout of things to sell 🙄
Poorly and in bed. Caroline not happy. Cats very happy 😒
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Poorly and in bed. Caroline not happy. Cats very happy 😒
I don't think I am known for anything...
1) cats
2) shit dates
3) 🤔🤔🤔
1) cats
2) shit dates
3) 🤔🤔🤔
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1) Mirror confusion 🪞
2) Jokes confusion 🏴☠️
3) Confusion 💖
1) Mirror confusion 🪞
2) Jokes confusion 🏴☠️
3) Confusion 💖
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1) Always being on holiday
2) Going to gigs
3) Drinking Negroni
1) Always being on holiday
2) Going to gigs
3) Drinking Negroni
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I don't think I am known for anything...
1) cats
2) shit dates
3) 🤔🤔🤔
1) cats
2) shit dates
3) 🤔🤔🤔
I just read this and immediately thought of you @dannygav.bsky.social 🤔😅. Even though you are now taken obvs....
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I just read this and immediately thought of you @dannygav.bsky.social 🤔😅. Even though you are now taken obvs....
The heat is on...
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The heat is on...
On my way to Manchester to meet my bestie. Shopping, dinner and theatre to see Miss Saigon. Slight delay due to stray cows in the line! X
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November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
On my way to Manchester to meet my bestie. Shopping, dinner and theatre to see Miss Saigon. Slight delay due to stray cows in the line! X
Shopping cart championship anyone? X
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Shopping cart championship anyone? X
Mine was martini as a teenager - stolen from my parents cocktail trolley - drank it whilst riding round the village on the handlebars of some boys chopper bike. Yours??? X
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mine was martini as a teenager - stolen from my parents cocktail trolley - drank it whilst riding round the village on the handlebars of some boys chopper bike. Yours??? X
This pretty much tops any tipsy purchases I have made 🤔🙄😋
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This pretty much tops any tipsy purchases I have made 🤔🙄😋
How dare you come home later....
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
How dare you come home later....
Remember those last few pounds that wouldn't shift that I whinged about 🙄They have shifted. Have reached my goal weight. Finally 🙏💃🎉
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Remember those last few pounds that wouldn't shift that I whinged about 🙄They have shifted. Have reached my goal weight. Finally 🙏💃🎉
Doing his nails whilst watching a Xmas ad. Obviously... X
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Doing his nails whilst watching a Xmas ad. Obviously... X
How dare you be home late to feed us...
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
How dare you be home late to feed us...
Proud mummy moment last night as my daughter was one of the winners ♥️. I was a single parent, (working full time, with no support, and cancer) from them being 1 and 3 years old. It was the hardest thing ever but moments like this make it all worthwhile 😊
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Proud mummy moment last night as my daughter was one of the winners ♥️. I was a single parent, (working full time, with no support, and cancer) from them being 1 and 3 years old. It was the hardest thing ever but moments like this make it all worthwhile 😊
I like drinking. Drinking doesn't like me 😬
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I like drinking. Drinking doesn't like me 😬
Out out! Trying to capture the back of my dress x
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Out out! Trying to capture the back of my dress x
My lovely mum. 89 today. Mad as a box of frogs x
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My lovely mum. 89 today. Mad as a box of frogs x
Got to love the Hull Live page on FB An advert for a new cook shop in Hull. Response as follows...
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Got to love the Hull Live page on FB An advert for a new cook shop in Hull. Response as follows...
It was a fun evening 🍹🥳
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It was a fun evening 🍹🥳