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Madeleine Rich
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Lemonheads/Lovely Eggs/Thelma & Louise/Shame’s only daughter.
I’ve applied a heat protection spray which has rendered my hair undryable.
a stuffed monkey is holding a hair dryer and a purple towel
ALT: a stuffed monkey is holding a hair dryer and a purple towel
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December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m enjoying Pluribus, which is a surprise to everyone (me.)
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Josh O'Connor is ace in the new Knives Out film. A lot of fun for a Monday morning.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I endorse the below (with extreme prejudice)
If anyone does have a spare ticket for tomorrow please keep @wbgooderham.bsky.social in mind.
Busy day of Twickets surveillance ahead, trying to outdraw other hapless saps for Cameron Winter tickets… (sigh)
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.

It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.

I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Tom Stoppard has died. He was an extraordinary playwright. When he was good, he was untouchable. I love that his last play, Leopoldstadt, may be his greatest play. There was no one like him and only fools tried to mimic his wit, his intelligence, his playfulness.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Saw a pearly queen doing her shopping in Waitrose.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Look at the sky!
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ve got to go to the shops and I don’t like going to the shops or parking or anything about this.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don’t like Theo and I don’t like Becky. #corrie
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I’ve been to see Blue Moon and it was great. 🍿
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Once again wondering about a Velvetiser that I neither need, nor have space for.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The worst packaging in the world is rice cake packaging, and that is a true fact.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I’m doing a thing / having a midlife crisis…

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November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m having a £4.50 cappuccino at the V&A. Robbing bastards.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’ve come to see Kurt Cobain’s cardigan.
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Home from parents’ evening. School trip tomorrow. Not my best planning.
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Bayern Munich look like they’ve got Santa beards.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wonder what the Waitrose little treats are.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I went to see American Psycho yesterday, and have just had the best night’s sleep in weeks. 💤
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Greggs in Leicester Square has been swankified.
You can clickify and collectify.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’ve been to the Gilbert & George exhibition today.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
56,000 at the football, so no pie for me.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m on my way to the Young Vic and last timeish I was there I stood next to Bunk off of The Wire at the bar. Hope he’s there tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM