Melanie Low
@magicmelanie.bsky.social
Toad in the hole.
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Toad in the hole.
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I have a senior role at my company, have attended many leadership training seminars, and learned all the leadership philosophies and buzzwords. None of them work as well as simply asking myself "what would an arsehole do in this situation?" and then doing the exact opposite.
August 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have a senior role at my company, have attended many leadership training seminars, and learned all the leadership philosophies and buzzwords. None of them work as well as simply asking myself "what would an arsehole do in this situation?" and then doing the exact opposite.
You could have Klinefelter syndrome
August 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You could have Klinefelter syndrome
I was part of the crowd that stormed the track when Mansell won at Silverstone.
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I was part of the crowd that stormed the track when Mansell won at Silverstone.
A shit parent either way.
July 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A shit parent either way.
You didn’t lie. It was you. It’s a really lame reason not to be interested in someone.
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You didn’t lie. It was you. It’s a really lame reason not to be interested in someone.
It was the cause. The dumped guy sent the offending text on the way to the date.
June 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It was the cause. The dumped guy sent the offending text on the way to the date.
Love little finches 😍 plus being number 1000 to 🤍 the post gave me a lovely dopamine boost!
June 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Love little finches 😍 plus being number 1000 to 🤍 the post gave me a lovely dopamine boost!
I don’t make the rules 😕
ME: omg i have so much to do today
BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don’t feel bad for only doing some of it
ME: that doesn’t make any sense
BRAIN: don’t tell me how to do my job
BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don’t feel bad for only doing some of it
ME: that doesn’t make any sense
BRAIN: don’t tell me how to do my job
June 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don’t make the rules 😕
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Good morning rebels...
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good morning rebels...
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I think it was Billy Connelly who said something about just wanting to be a politician should automatically ban you from being one, and he definitely had a point.
June 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I think it was Billy Connelly who said something about just wanting to be a politician should automatically ban you from being one, and he definitely had a point.
I stopped watching Novara when Michael was so derisory about the idea of defunding the police. What’s so funny about stopping the funding to turn US cops into soldiers and funding mental health services?
May 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I stopped watching Novara when Michael was so derisory about the idea of defunding the police. What’s so funny about stopping the funding to turn US cops into soldiers and funding mental health services?
It wasn’t E.on, was it? Got a reprimand from my manager for taking 10 mins to get a coffee when I’d dragged myself into work after having a night of negative selftalk so bad I wanted to shoot myself. When I ended up off work as a result, I got a written warning.
May 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It wasn’t E.on, was it? Got a reprimand from my manager for taking 10 mins to get a coffee when I’d dragged myself into work after having a night of negative selftalk so bad I wanted to shoot myself. When I ended up off work as a result, I got a written warning.
I used to be a swinger. Bumped into a friend’s brother in law. Told him ‘[Friend] doesn’t know I do this.’ To which he replied ‘She doesn’t know I do either’. I didn’t care if she knew I did but wanted to sensitive approach the subject that I wouldn’t tell on him.
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I used to be a swinger. Bumped into a friend’s brother in law. Told him ‘[Friend] doesn’t know I do this.’ To which he replied ‘She doesn’t know I do either’. I didn’t care if she knew I did but wanted to sensitive approach the subject that I wouldn’t tell on him.
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Today is International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia.
As a gay man, I lived through Section 28. I remember how painful it was.
Now, the culture war targeting trans people, questioning their right to even exist, feels even crueller.
Solidarity. Always. 🌈🏳️⚧️
As a gay man, I lived through Section 28. I remember how painful it was.
Now, the culture war targeting trans people, questioning their right to even exist, feels even crueller.
Solidarity. Always. 🌈🏳️⚧️
May 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Today is International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia.
As a gay man, I lived through Section 28. I remember how painful it was.
Now, the culture war targeting trans people, questioning their right to even exist, feels even crueller.
Solidarity. Always. 🌈🏳️⚧️
As a gay man, I lived through Section 28. I remember how painful it was.
Now, the culture war targeting trans people, questioning their right to even exist, feels even crueller.
Solidarity. Always. 🌈🏳️⚧️
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Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.
May 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.
Is that a cock sandwich? Urban dictionary says it’s 2 mouths 1 cock.
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Is that a cock sandwich? Urban dictionary says it’s 2 mouths 1 cock.
That only a little over 1 a day
April 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That only a little over 1 a day