magi processioner
@magiprocessioner.bsky.social
in perpetual procession, has a cool cat
Pinned
People should hate conservatives more imo
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I’m thankful for opposing counsel, who insisted that that our trial begin the Monday after Thanksgiving, so that I get to work throughout the 4-day weekend instead of cooking and spending time with friends and family 🙏🙏🙏
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m thankful for opposing counsel, who insisted that that our trial begin the Monday after Thanksgiving, so that I get to work throughout the 4-day weekend instead of cooking and spending time with friends and family 🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: home cooked meal healthy, experts say
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
BREAKING: home cooked meal healthy, experts say
Believe it or not but candidate age was the biggest issue of the 2024 presidential election for period of time, and the media did not focus on the winning candidate, seen falling asleep at a meeting in the video below, even though he was significantly older than his opponent.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Believe it or not but candidate age was the biggest issue of the 2024 presidential election for period of time, and the media did not focus on the winning candidate, seen falling asleep at a meeting in the video below, even though he was significantly older than his opponent.
[witkoff talking to the Russian diplomats, while rubbing his thumb over his index and middle fingers in the the universal gesture for paying money]: president trump has read about the transfer of Ukrainian children in great detail and cares very deeply that everyone be reunited with their families.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[witkoff talking to the Russian diplomats, while rubbing his thumb over his index and middle fingers in the the universal gesture for paying money]: president trump has read about the transfer of Ukrainian children in great detail and cares very deeply that everyone be reunited with their families.
We’re so close to fulfilling the prophecy of George W. Bush but stupider
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We’re so close to fulfilling the prophecy of George W. Bush but stupider
L, and they’re saying this more and more these days, MAO
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
L, and they’re saying this more and more these days, MAO
So trump is trying to revive the film franchise that starred an actor who appears on the Epstein flight logs shortly after Congress passed a law ordering the release of the Epstein files? Ok…
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So trump is trying to revive the film franchise that starred an actor who appears on the Epstein flight logs shortly after Congress passed a law ordering the release of the Epstein files? Ok…
Have you been looking for the most tedious, least substantive angle on trump’s war against American universities? The New York Times has you covered:
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Have you been looking for the most tedious, least substantive angle on trump’s war against American universities? The New York Times has you covered:
It’s pretty remarkable that news that donald trump (currently the U.S. president) once wrote a birthday card to the world’s most notorious pedophile that effectively reads “I know you are a pedophile and I am one too”—and we’ve seen the card itself—hasn’t received nonstop coverage since it broke.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s pretty remarkable that news that donald trump (currently the U.S. president) once wrote a birthday card to the world’s most notorious pedophile that effectively reads “I know you are a pedophile and I am one too”—and we’ve seen the card itself—hasn’t received nonstop coverage since it broke.
If we’re not going to shut down Yale, can we at least pass a law requiring Yale law graduates to actually practice law? It would not solve all our problems, but it might minimize some of the damage.
“For Europeans, the alarm went off when a new player was introduced to the scene: US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, a close friend of JD Vance going back to their days at Yale Law School.” www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Secret US-Russia Talks Led to Peace Plan That Blindsided Ukraine
The controversial 28-point plan dropped suddenly by the Trump administration to Ukraine as a take-it-or-leave it proposition mere days ago was mostly the result of several weeks of negotiations behind...
www.bloomberg.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If we’re not going to shut down Yale, can we at least pass a law requiring Yale law graduates to actually practice law? It would not solve all our problems, but it might minimize some of the damage.
Don’t it make you want to rock and roll
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Don’t it make you want to rock and roll
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
What would we do without the NYT?
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What would we do without the NYT?
[the editor of vanity fair]: Liv Nuzzi, the Anthony Weiner campaign intern?
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[the editor of vanity fair]: Liv Nuzzi, the Anthony Weiner campaign intern?
I was and remain skeptical of the value for Mamdani of meeting and appearing with trump, so I’m going to try not to overthink things and just say this is incredibly funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I was and remain skeptical of the value for Mamdani of meeting and appearing with trump, so I’m going to try not to overthink things and just say this is incredibly funny
This clip is even better than the screenshot of the category
"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This clip is even better than the screenshot of the category
President trump called one of my colleagues a “piggy” while answering questions at an impromptu press conference, a degree of access that President Biden never gave to White House reporters.
By Matt Viser
By Matt Viser
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
President trump called one of my colleagues a “piggy” while answering questions at an impromptu press conference, a degree of access that President Biden never gave to White House reporters.
By Matt Viser
By Matt Viser
Overhead bin storage in airplanes should be subject to federal regulation and possibly even criminal punishment under the U.S. Code.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Overhead bin storage in airplanes should be subject to federal regulation and possibly even criminal punishment under the U.S. Code.
It’s unfortunate that the Biden admin never really got credit for telling Larry Summers to pound sand.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s unfortunate that the Biden admin never really got credit for telling Larry Summers to pound sand.
If you’re Coinbase’s GC (lol), you probably want to resolve the criminal violation in connection with this bribe to trump before 2029, because DOJ under current leadership will agree to more favorable terms than that under the next admin.
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you’re Coinbase’s GC (lol), you probably want to resolve the criminal violation in connection with this bribe to trump before 2029, because DOJ under current leadership will agree to more favorable terms than that under the next admin.
This is a flailing attempt to follow up on trump’s largely meaningless (in practice not intent) antifa EO and I doubt it will have much of a practical effect down the line, but it carries severe legal consequences that the previous one lacked. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
As Trump Targets Antifa in U.S., Rubio Labels European Groups as Terrorists
The State Department’s search for leftist groups to designate as terrorist organizations appears rooted in President Trump’s executive order on domestic groups that he calls antifa.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This is a flailing attempt to follow up on trump’s largely meaningless (in practice not intent) antifa EO and I doubt it will have much of a practical effect down the line, but it carries severe legal consequences that the previous one lacked. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
This begs the question.
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This begs the question.
Linking to the article in part because of the photo, but I think Pope Leo would enjoy Alice Rohrwacher’s fantastic 2018 film Lazzaro Felice (“Happy As Lazarro”). www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
Pope Leo Urges Cinema Notables to Redouble Focus on Social Justice
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Linking to the article in part because of the photo, but I think Pope Leo would enjoy Alice Rohrwacher’s fantastic 2018 film Lazzaro Felice (“Happy As Lazarro”). www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
The 2004 remake of the Manchurian Candidate was not a particularly good movie, but casting Jon Voight as a longtime progressive senator was a good bit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The 2004 remake of the Manchurian Candidate was not a particularly good movie, but casting Jon Voight as a longtime progressive senator was a good bit.