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magi processioner
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · Feb 14
People should hate conservatives more imo
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 1d
You should resign
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 1d
This is making me revise my rule that if you’re joining in the majority judgment, you should always write a concurrence to create the possibility that your doctrinal approach/pet theory becomes the law down the line: write a concurrence only if the majority issues a written opinion.
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
Malala’s Nobel didn’t result in long-term gender equality in Pakistan and Lech Walesa’s win may or may not have contributed to the fall of communism. Also, Aung San Suu Kyi facilitated a genocide. Lots of criticism to go around.
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
It’s like they didn’t even try smh
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
This is the funniest angle to take on this premise
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
The Nobel Peace Prize draws attention, but rarely drives long-term change.
www.nytimes.com
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
Six spinoffs?! You sort of need to respect it at some point.
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
I can’t believe they’re still doing “the left-leaning candidate is the democratic trump” comparisons
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
Common venture bros. W
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
[fox mlb producer]: please find the craziest looking fan in the stadium
[camera guy]: you got it boss
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
Not even a Vance presidency will diminish my enjoyment of trump’s death
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
We must end the age of appellate judges
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
I just had to correct my neighbor about Clinton’s deplorables remark from 2016. The media is bad.
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
Personally, I’d lead with this stuff about how this is a highly irregular, corrupt and vindictive prosecution, but I’m not a bootlicker
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 2d
Oh no pam bondi traumatic backstory incoming lol
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
But what does Nate Bleu think?
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
Still thinking about this play the morning after
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
What is left to say at this point?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
One of the strangest endings I’ve ever seen
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
Woof, Philly
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
Man, the camera panned to the outfield and there are A LOT of empty seats in dodgers stadium rn
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
No, it would be way funnier if he complains about this for the remainder of his wretched life
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
Administration that cares about the state of Palestine 👇
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
FedSoc, the legal debate organization?
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
Spoken like a guy who’s committed to ending the genocide and establishing a lasting peace
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Q: Can you promise Palestinians they will be able to stay?

TRUMP: Uhhh. Well they know exactly what we're doing. You can't live right now in Gaza.
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magi processioner @magiprocessioner.bsky.social · 3d
The “well, trump loves a good headline” cope from people on the broad left about [insert issue] drives me insane. Get a fucking grip.
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