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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out the only way they shaved down the word count was from all the conjunctions and forms of “sum, esse” omitted in the Pliny letters

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 1d

Nec illos nec alium quemquam regnare passurum

Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 1d

“Namque avaritia fidem, probitatem ceterasque artis bonas subvortit; pro his superbiam, crudelitatem, deos neglegere, omnia venalia habere edocuit.”

Move along folks, nothing relevant from the Bellum Catilinae here

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 2d

Moreland and Fleischer is an absolutely bonkers textbook, one of the worst out there IMO

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 2d

When I’m old, I can hope they call me “ille acriculus senex”

ācrĭcŭlus , a, um,

I.adj. dim. [2. acer], somewhat sharp, testy: “ille acriculus senex Zeno,” Cic. Tusc. 3, 17, 38 (cf. acerbus, and the passage there quoted fr. Cic. N. D. 3, 31).

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 3d

This passage of Pliny (7.59) is actually fascinating, it’s in the context of the first things that everyone came to a consensus on. Shaving is high on the list:

First: Let’s all use the Greek alphabet for writing

Second: Everyone should shave

Third: There are 12 hours in a day

57.} L [210] The first of all cases of tacit agreement between the nations was the convention to employ the alphabet of the Ionians.

{58.} L The practical identity of the old Greek alphabet with the present Latin one will be proved by an ancient Delphic tablet of bronze (at the present day in the Palatium, a gift of the emperors) dedicated to Minerva, with the following inscription: Tithe dedicated by Nausicrates to the Daughter of Zeus ...

{59.} L [211] The next agreement between nations was in the matter of shaving the beard, but with the Romans this was later. Barbers came to Rome from Sicily in the year A.U.C. 454 {300 BC}, according to Varro being brought there by Publius Titinius Mena; before then the Romans had been unshaved. The second Africanus first introduced a daily shave. The deified Augustus never neglected the razor.

{60.} L [212] The third agreement was in the observation of the hours (this now being an addition made by theory), the date and inventor of which we have stated in Book II { 2.187 }. This also happened later at Rome: in the Twelve Tables only sunrise and sunset are specified; a few years later noon was also added, the consuls' apparitor announcing it when from the Senate-house he saw the sun between the Rostra and the Graecostasis

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 3d

Update: the advice to just skip the teacher’s choice readings has now come from multiple actual writers of the curriculum

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 3d

Do the AP curriculum writers not know that it’s unrealistic to get through all of this content, or do they not care?

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 3d

I asked the AP Latin Facebook group "Umm this is a lot of content, how can I possibly cover the syllabus texts and the teacher's choice material?" and the best response I got is "Just choose not to do the teacher's choice material" lol

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Christopher @christophicus.bsky.social · 6d

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 6d

There is not enough Japanese Tevye on Bluesky. So here is some Japanese Tevye. Please enjoy.

youtu.be/YpxHJsal7ao?...

Fiddler On The Roof “L’Chaim ‘To Life!’” In Japanese.

YouTube video by Mat Cauthon

youtu.be

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 6d

But for digital formats it’s a bit of a pain. Especially Google Books previews: you usually only get access to a few pages, and the endnotes inevitably end up being beyond the access range

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 7d

Is this from a Ken Forkish book by any chance? I’m mixing a dough for one of his recipes at this very moment!

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 8d

Mash faciunt cuncti—monstrorum mash videamus!
Cerne sepulcralem, vir mulierque, chorum!

Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 8d

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 9d

Sure, you have anxiety, but did they write a monograph about your anxiety?

Book cover: “The Anxieties of Pliny the Younger” by Stanley E. Hoffer

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 9d

That’s what I want to tell them!!!

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 9d

I agree, even with Cicero’s oratory (we did Pro Caelio for IB) the sentences sometimes meander a bit but generally all the components are there. But if my AP-ers see one more tricolon with asyndeton they’re going to scream

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 9d

And a writer who is so privileged that the only thing he ever worries about is whether he will be remembered throughout the ages, and who writes like a tryhard as a result

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 9d

But then they start arguing about how Carlon says one thing but Steadman says another! Lol

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 9d

The AP Latin Facebook group is like 70% anxious posts asking which use of the subjunctive Pliny is using, and I don’t enjoy it tbh

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Debby Sneed @debscavator.bsky.social · 12d

I woke up to a review of a book published by a convicted felon in my field, and it's interesting to read that in the book, he attempts to depersonalize Cicero, to separate the man from the work. That's probably a neutral choice.

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 23d

Related-ish: one Martial poem plays on the double meaning of “perire” as “to go all the way through, use up” and “to perish.” An astrologer tells a guy that he is “periturum cito,” so he spends all his wealth thinking he will die. He does not die, but he spent all his money—isn’t that “perire cito”?

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 25d

And why did nobody tell me about AP Classroom?????? There are videos already there for the entire syllabus, PRODUCED BY THE COLLEGE BOARD ITSELF? I don’t have to record videos while actively sick with COVID (true story)?

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 25d

a woman in a star trek uniform has the words very good written on her face

ALT: a woman in a star trek uniform has the words very good written on her face

media.tenor.com

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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 25d

Good catch, my eyes honestly glaze over when I hear that song

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