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maggie

@magresta.itch.io

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im maggie. aka Danave. 🏳️‍⚧️ occasional artist and game developer. full time mmo healer. Northernlion's least effective twitch moderator. spinster italian grandma. mostly pictures of my food or face. she/her. queer. http://magresta.carrd.co

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 2h

one year of hrt (: very mother today

selfie of me wearing a red sweater dress and red-and-gold necklace

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 16h

blessed and lucky and very grateful for many aspects of my life and will do my best to never forget that

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h

ty everyone who humors my nonsense and supports and somehow cares about me, despite just being some lady

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h

its kinda weird to only feel like ive been me for a year and was carrying layers of closets around for over three decades but i try not to dwell on it. ive always looked forward rather than back which has saved me a lot of grief so i will be content with the present and hopeful for the future

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 17h

you gotta use flame breath on em instead or construct an elaborate maze of traps

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 18h

happy 1 year of maggie to all who celebrate

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 19h

honestly i dont want him to mod me there because 1) funny and 2) then id feel obligated to look at the discord

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 20h

yessir

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

i love whenever i joking beef with a random chatter and NL is just like "btw dont get it twisted you are less than dirt to me"

Northernlion: if it's magresta v anyone im taking magresta, if it's magresta vs @MalumIn_Se I'm taking magresta 100,000 times

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

cinema

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

as soon as possible, yes. absolutely nothing of value to be had there (at least at a casual level) and also i find the idea of a guy yelling strategy and getting increasingly mad no one is listening very humorous

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

yea when i saw this yesterday while logging in i was like damn the loading screens are so good why dont they show them when loading the zone lmao but i guess it does go pretty quick when you teleport

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

really sick of snowflake babies who cried "wahh stop putting queer shit in our games and just make your own" also be mad when we do that. get a life man

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

I check steam forum of new roguelikes to see if there's metaprogression that annoyingly undermines the gameplay and all I get is shit like "woke garbage there's a lady who speaks and that makes me mad"

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 1d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

what the hell?? actually worse than I could imagine that's wild

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

I can return my thoughts and efforts to becoming more cute

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

I have been successfully convinced and return to my natural state of being hopelessly wistful. comforted by the familiarity

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

they're just having a good time

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

funny
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adjective
fun·ny ˈfə-nē
funnier; funniest
Synonyms of funny
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a
: affording light mirth and laughter : amusing
His account of the war came in bits and pieces, sometimes bloody, sometimes funny.—
Robert Penn Warren
b
: seeking or intended to amuse : facetious
Don't take him so seriously; he was just being funny.
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: differing from the ordinary in a suspicious, perplexing, quaint, or eccentric way : peculiar
My car has been making a funny noise.
—often used as a sentence modifier
Funny, things didn't turn out the way we planned.

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

thank you ivy this was my second thought to reply to this

maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

sure you are sweetie

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

some people just need to accept that they are not funny and stop trying to be

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maggie @magresta.itch.io · 1d

you, basic: not wearing white while making pasta to not stain it with sauce
me, enlightened: not wearing black while making pasta to not get flour all over it