Maikuniverse
@maikuniverse.bsky.social
Clinical Massage therapist, esthetician, workplace experience manager, content creator? coming out of retirement & shameless fallible know-it-all.
From time to time, I may provide self & partner massage techniques/tips based on the astrological signs.
From time to time, I may provide self & partner massage techniques/tips based on the astrological signs.
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Maikuniverse
@maikuniverse.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Wassup Queerdos! Excited to be on @bsky.app follow me for massage techniques based on your astrological sign, or personality... Yall know the quizzes, you got the letters. You need massage. I can help.
TAKE HEED: This is the kind of "not a morning person" I am.
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I see you, brother!
youtu.be/C8B_XxkXg-w?...
#blacksky #comedy #gianmarcosoresi
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I see you, brother!
youtu.be/C8B_XxkXg-w?...
#blacksky #comedy #gianmarcosoresi
Stand-Up Comedian Has Mental Breakdown on Morning News
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
TAKE HEED: This is the kind of "not a morning person" I am.
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I see you, brother!
youtu.be/C8B_XxkXg-w?...
#blacksky #comedy #gianmarcosoresi
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I see you, brother!
youtu.be/C8B_XxkXg-w?...
#blacksky #comedy #gianmarcosoresi
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Grimes’s son just told Trump “I want you to shush your mouth” in the Oval Office
Chileeeee…
Chileeeee…
February 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Grimes’s son just told Trump “I want you to shush your mouth” in the Oval Office
Chileeeee…
Chileeeee…
See this is my kinda *lazy" I don't want to do it anyway.
I pay a neighborhood kid to do this. Lol good hustle for him he does half the block.
let’s hear it for me bringing the trash bins up from the curb
January 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
See this is my kinda *lazy" I don't want to do it anyway.
In 30ish minutes I'm gonna be seeing "Just One of Them Days" I CAIN'T tell you how excited I Am! #sza #kekepalmer
#blacksky
#blacksky
a man with a mustache is laying in a bed with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man with a mustache is laying in a bed with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In 30ish minutes I'm gonna be seeing "Just One of Them Days" I CAIN'T tell you how excited I Am! #sza #kekepalmer
#blacksky
#blacksky
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So tired of all these naming disputes about the continent of North Mexico.
January 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So tired of all these naming disputes about the continent of North Mexico.
This is the way!
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is the way!
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There is a young woman keeping a spreadsheet about EO's and how/where they relate to p2025.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Project2025 & Executive Actions Taken
docs.google.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There is a young woman keeping a spreadsheet about EO's and how/where they relate to p2025.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Damn skippy
It was all in Project 2025…
January 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Damn skippy
The bar I live above is having a fundraiser for undoc kids & playing #oldies🙏🏾
Mane, to be homie, in this era would be dah LIFE! Makes me wanna listen to A Lighter Shade of Brown. 🎶Smooth chillin just kicking it... With the top down, low to the ground I know they be watching me 🐔🎤🎶 #blacksky #MUSIC
Mane, to be homie, in this era would be dah LIFE! Makes me wanna listen to A Lighter Shade of Brown. 🎶Smooth chillin just kicking it... With the top down, low to the ground I know they be watching me 🐔🎤🎶 #blacksky #MUSIC
a group of people walking down a street with the words on a sunday afternoon above them
ALT: a group of people walking down a street with the words on a sunday afternoon above them
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Same, bruh, same
January 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Same, bruh, same
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The president of Columbia is bout that shit. He said whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think that you Superman, I got the Kryptonite should I smack him with my dick or the coffee?
January 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The president of Columbia is bout that shit. He said whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think that you Superman, I got the Kryptonite should I smack him with my dick or the coffee?
#movies
I'm 3/5 into "I Care a Lot" on @netflix.com #DianneWiest is chewing the scenery masterfully like Buccee the Beaver meow. #RosmundePike 😳
#CrockOrCunt is a flabbergasting Insult. I feel I'm not allowed to have a twinkle of any untoward thoughts.
Btw #ChrisMessina lips are mesmerizing me.
I'm 3/5 into "I Care a Lot" on @netflix.com #DianneWiest is chewing the scenery masterfully like Buccee the Beaver meow. #RosmundePike 😳
#CrockOrCunt is a flabbergasting Insult. I feel I'm not allowed to have a twinkle of any untoward thoughts.
Btw #ChrisMessina lips are mesmerizing me.
a woman says you 're in trouble now in a netflix ad
ALT: a woman says you 're in trouble now in a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
#movies
I'm 3/5 into "I Care a Lot" on @netflix.com #DianneWiest is chewing the scenery masterfully like Buccee the Beaver meow. #RosmundePike 😳
#CrockOrCunt is a flabbergasting Insult. I feel I'm not allowed to have a twinkle of any untoward thoughts.
Btw #ChrisMessina lips are mesmerizing me.
I'm 3/5 into "I Care a Lot" on @netflix.com #DianneWiest is chewing the scenery masterfully like Buccee the Beaver meow. #RosmundePike 😳
#CrockOrCunt is a flabbergasting Insult. I feel I'm not allowed to have a twinkle of any untoward thoughts.
Btw #ChrisMessina lips are mesmerizing me.
Ving Rhames is ready to audition.
I’d rather Britney write, direct and star in it
January 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ving Rhames is ready to audition.
Feel? Yo, Miss Cleo, Dionne Warwick, and Sylvia Browne can SEE this backlash coming l.
January 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Feel? Yo, Miss Cleo, Dionne Warwick, and Sylvia Browne can SEE this backlash coming l.
One thing I am terrible at:
🗣️reskeet what you are terrible at, I'm nosy.
“PLAYING THE effing GAME” a thread:
"The game" in question, describes the pervasive workplace culture, the tone of which is often set by mgmt.
The culture could be that when people refer to ‘playing the game,’
#blacksky
🗣️reskeet what you are terrible at, I'm nosy.
“PLAYING THE effing GAME” a thread:
"The game" in question, describes the pervasive workplace culture, the tone of which is often set by mgmt.
The culture could be that when people refer to ‘playing the game,’
#blacksky
January 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
One thing I am terrible at:
🗣️reskeet what you are terrible at, I'm nosy.
“PLAYING THE effing GAME” a thread:
"The game" in question, describes the pervasive workplace culture, the tone of which is often set by mgmt.
The culture could be that when people refer to ‘playing the game,’
#blacksky
🗣️reskeet what you are terrible at, I'm nosy.
“PLAYING THE effing GAME” a thread:
"The game" in question, describes the pervasive workplace culture, the tone of which is often set by mgmt.
The culture could be that when people refer to ‘playing the game,’
#blacksky
"Everyone thinks they're next in line to be CEO when most of y'all will be stuck at door greeter!"
Exceptionalism is a failed experiment.
Too much emphasis on what type of work, while shaming people who struggle while employed. "Unskilled Labor" OUR COL ≠FREEDOMS, input≠output
#blacksky
Exceptionalism is a failed experiment.
Too much emphasis on what type of work, while shaming people who struggle while employed. "Unskilled Labor" OUR COL ≠FREEDOMS, input≠output
#blacksky
a woman stands in front of a yellow board with the word schitts creek on it
ALT: a woman stands in front of a yellow board with the word schitts creek on it
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Everyone thinks they're next in line to be CEO when most of y'all will be stuck at door greeter!"
Exceptionalism is a failed experiment.
Too much emphasis on what type of work, while shaming people who struggle while employed. "Unskilled Labor" OUR COL ≠FREEDOMS, input≠output
#blacksky
Exceptionalism is a failed experiment.
Too much emphasis on what type of work, while shaming people who struggle while employed. "Unskilled Labor" OUR COL ≠FREEDOMS, input≠output
#blacksky
#PepsiCo come through! Let cocacola be messy. This is your CHANCE! Snatch that Market share! Wild Cherry Pepsi murders cherry coke.🙄 #isaidwhatIsaid
Doritos, Hot Cheetos c'mon y'all know that is DEI at its finest. Plus you partner with 7 up and Dr Pepper, baby, We Got Chu!
Stand on business! 🪧
Doritos, Hot Cheetos c'mon y'all know that is DEI at its finest. Plus you partner with 7 up and Dr Pepper, baby, We Got Chu!
Stand on business! 🪧
Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)
Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)
January 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#PepsiCo come through! Let cocacola be messy. This is your CHANCE! Snatch that Market share! Wild Cherry Pepsi murders cherry coke.🙄 #isaidwhatIsaid
Doritos, Hot Cheetos c'mon y'all know that is DEI at its finest. Plus you partner with 7 up and Dr Pepper, baby, We Got Chu!
Stand on business! 🪧
Doritos, Hot Cheetos c'mon y'all know that is DEI at its finest. Plus you partner with 7 up and Dr Pepper, baby, We Got Chu!
Stand on business! 🪧
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Twitter:X::Gulf of Mexico:Gulf of America
Why do people call themselves Twitter refugees when Xpats was right there? 🤔
January 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Twitter:X::Gulf of Mexico:Gulf of America
Oof I was wallowing majorly last night. It's a good read tho. New Day, New Outlook!
THEYdies and GentleTHEMs, the transcendent, Miss Patti LaBelle!
#blacksky
THEYdies and GentleTHEMs, the transcendent, Miss Patti LaBelle!
#blacksky
January 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oof I was wallowing majorly last night. It's a good read tho. New Day, New Outlook!
THEYdies and GentleTHEMs, the transcendent, Miss Patti LaBelle!
#blacksky
THEYdies and GentleTHEMs, the transcendent, Miss Patti LaBelle!
#blacksky
Why this shoe built like one of those cheap-ass knife sharpeners.
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why this shoe built like one of those cheap-ass knife sharpeners.
💥💥~~SPOILER~~💥💥 It's January 23rd! Per the video.
Your the best day to conceive is April 23rd... My birthday
Also it's Shakespeare's Birthday.
youtu.be/MuD5I6aGohs?...
Your the best day to conceive is April 23rd... My birthday
Also it's Shakespeare's Birthday.
youtu.be/MuD5I6aGohs?...
January 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
💥💥~~SPOILER~~💥💥 It's January 23rd! Per the video.
Your the best day to conceive is April 23rd... My birthday
Also it's Shakespeare's Birthday.
youtu.be/MuD5I6aGohs?...
Your the best day to conceive is April 23rd... My birthday
Also it's Shakespeare's Birthday.
youtu.be/MuD5I6aGohs?...
On that note, where is the love for Gay men who love Taurus men? Likewise my DMs are open. As are legs... 😅😅🤭😅😅
Where the women who love Taurus men? My DMs are open lol.
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
On that note, where is the love for Gay men who love Taurus men? Likewise my DMs are open. As are legs... 😅😅🤭😅😅
Unless it's my home gym cause who r u? & why tf are you in my house? 😮💨😡❓
are you okay with sharing equipment in the gym with stranger?
January 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Unless it's my home gym cause who r u? & why tf are you in my house? 😮💨😡❓
First, #Ugh I am sick of being unemployed and broke. & before y'all say to work fast food. I live in a major city... I need focus on full time job hunting. Fast food ain't enuff
Secondly, I had a severance but not enough to last me over six months.
Thirdly, I was granted unemployment.
#blacksky
Secondly, I had a severance but not enough to last me over six months.
Thirdly, I was granted unemployment.
#blacksky
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM