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Ok, by popular demand here are the top 5 Baywatch eps:

#5 A restaurant's shark murder contest goes awry and gets a main character member killed

#4 Summer has to navigate a love triangle while battling bulimia and a homicidal octopus. Mitch is forced at gunpoint to perform surgery.

#3 This one👇
Star of one of the top 5 episodes of Baywatch of all time. The one where an actual ninja is trying to assassinate David Hasselhoff.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Can I watch IN BRUGES if I haven't seen IN BRUGE?
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What a crazy coincidence that the anniversary falls so close to Christmas
Premiered on this day, December 18, 1966
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sesame Street should not have recurring characters played by child actors. (I'm talking about you, Charlie!) All real children should be played by awkward, uncoached regular kids, and should never reoccur from episode to episode, so you feel like maybe one day you'll get to visit Sesame Street.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why do people pay for this service if they are not available all the time?
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I hate when murder mysteries don't answer their most important questions.

Why is Conan O'Brien on the real cover of this real book featured in Wake Up Dead Man??
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
You can't even describe how fucking weird the people on here are, man.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Just one of the best hours of television ever produced
This week's #StarTrek is an episode following up The Enemy reestablishing the Romulans by actually making the Enterprise crew feel slightly morally compromised. This is The Defector:

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December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm a Christian because when I die, God will erase my browser history and replace it with research articles about how to cure cancer. So when my family goes snooping they'll be extra sorry they cut off contact.
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Kenneth Branagh Poirot > Knives Out
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nah, pretty sure it was for the same reason I cast Ben Affleck in my film "BEM A'FLEQUE"
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Many people have been saying for years that Martha Stewart is a literal goose in stylish but sensible clothes
Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The main thing I'm learning from Pluribus is that the reason Last Man On Earth never fully caught on is that it wasn't self indulgent or boring enough
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is that guy from corridor crew
10 Dec 2007, Led Zeppelin played their first concert in 19 years, at London's 02 Arena as part of the Ahmet Ertegun Tribute Concert. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant & John Paul Jones were joined on stage by Jason Bonham, the son of the late drummer John Bonham. Ertegun signed Zep to Atlantic. #LedZeppelin
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all"?

Motherfucker you just said he's the most famous
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Holy shit, just because Quentin Tarantino said some dumb shit about some good actors, now is not the time to trot out your "Pulp Fiction was always bad actually" treatise.

Your dogshit taste has nothing to do with the discourse. Shut the fuck up, losers.

Just make a feet joke and move on.
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Ok, for real, did the word "sapient" exist 8 months ago?
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Imagine thinking this
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In Canada, we call Christmas Bob Clarksmas and watch a double bill of A Christmas Story and Black Christmas every year
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh no, if we stop paying exorbitant fees to the evil media megacorporations for their ever diminishing product, how will they pay the poor people who actually make things their dwindling pittances??
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Wild that anyone is getting up in arms about this Tarantino thing. "Famous provocateur drops hot take on a personal top 10 list" *GASP*

The whole industry would be better if more people said how they actually felt about movies. Paul Dano doesn't need your help.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Star of one of the top 5 episodes of Baywatch of all time. The one where an actual ninja is trying to assassinate David Hasselhoff.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This stupid yearly Die Hard debate is obfuscating the real issue: The psychos who don't like A Christmas Story
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
spiderman is not a christmas movie
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM