Smokey
@malamute.social
36, he/him. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet.
Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more.
18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.
Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more.
18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.
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No Harry Potters allowed on this train
August 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No Harry Potters allowed on this train
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
Why is it I am the one that misses out on everything? Do I actually exist to people? Do people just take and take and take from me and give nothing back?
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Why is it I am the one that misses out on everything? Do I actually exist to people? Do people just take and take and take from me and give nothing back?
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Age verification is no longer exclusive to accessing explicit content, soon we will have to verify ourselves for everything we do online.
We explain why #AgeVerification could mean:
❌ Less anonymity
❌ More surveillance
❌ A less free internet
🎥 Watch it: inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Fu6x...
We explain why #AgeVerification could mean:
❌ Less anonymity
❌ More surveillance
❌ A less free internet
🎥 Watch it: inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Fu6x...
inv.nadeko.net
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Age verification is no longer exclusive to accessing explicit content, soon we will have to verify ourselves for everything we do online.
We explain why #AgeVerification could mean:
❌ Less anonymity
❌ More surveillance
❌ A less free internet
🎥 Watch it: inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Fu6x...
We explain why #AgeVerification could mean:
❌ Less anonymity
❌ More surveillance
❌ A less free internet
🎥 Watch it: inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Fu6x...
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Lots of job interviews 🥲
Think I'm going to decline an offer because it just doesn't seem interesting enough.
Think I'm going to decline an offer because it just doesn't seem interesting enough.
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Lots of job interviews 🥲
Think I'm going to decline an offer because it just doesn't seem interesting enough.
Think I'm going to decline an offer because it just doesn't seem interesting enough.
That's just Christianity in general
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 AM
That's just Christianity in general
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Dear world: Please sanction us. Please blockade us. Please boycott us. Please pull every peaceful lever you have to mess us up and crash us out. Thanks in advance.
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Dear world: Please sanction us. Please blockade us. Please boycott us. Please pull every peaceful lever you have to mess us up and crash us out. Thanks in advance.
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Trump: Sometimes you need a dictator
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Trump: Sometimes you need a dictator
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His not being impeached by the end of the business day as a result of this threat is as much a problem as the threat itself. It’s not just Trump that the world has to worry about, it’s a GOP that supports him and Democrats who suck their thumbs and refuse to even discuss pushing to remove him
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
His not being impeached by the end of the business day as a result of this threat is as much a problem as the threat itself. It’s not just Trump that the world has to worry about, it’s a GOP that supports him and Democrats who suck their thumbs and refuse to even discuss pushing to remove him
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So Trump has basically confirmed that Starmer agreeing to increase the cost of medication in the UK, was him just rolling over and giving in to Trump's strong-arming on behalf of American big-pharmacy greed, designed explicitly to exploit the sick for money.
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
So Trump has basically confirmed that Starmer agreeing to increase the cost of medication in the UK, was him just rolling over and giving in to Trump's strong-arming on behalf of American big-pharmacy greed, designed explicitly to exploit the sick for money.
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Can't put a tariff on va-va-voom.
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Can't put a tariff on va-va-voom.
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Big hairy trans bbw save me
January 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Big hairy trans bbw save me
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"Since you didn't give me the Nobel Peace Prize, I will no longer pursue peace" is some genuinely incredible shit.
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
"Since you didn't give me the Nobel Peace Prize, I will no longer pursue peace" is some genuinely incredible shit.
Time to tell this to the supreme court
Feel free to repost this so the bigot can see it. I already have him blocked.
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Scientists reject a binary view of human sex at NIH symposium
Chemical & Engineering News (C&EN): Keeping you up to date with the chemistry news that matters most. Published by the American Chemical Society.
cen.acs.org
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Time to tell this to the supreme court
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For my parents and guardians!
YouTube Now Has the Biggest ‘Sesame Street’ Free Library, With More Than 100 Full Episodes Available to Stream
YouTube has become the largest digital library for 'Sesame Street' content, including offering more than 100 full episodes to stream for free.
variety.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
For my parents and guardians!
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empathy is toxic, bro
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
empathy is toxic, bro
I do wish the EU would just show Trump they don't care. Just ban all import and export with the USA.
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I do wish the EU would just show Trump they don't care. Just ban all import and export with the USA.
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I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled
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“We would love to have you” is a much more reassuring thing and makes it sound more like they want you there and it would be a positive thing. But I’ve gotten in that thing to where that makes it sound like I’m “supposed” to be there. Now it’s “a thing”
Decisions are super hard for folks like us
Decisions are super hard for folks like us
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“We would love to have you” is a much more reassuring thing and makes it sound more like they want you there and it would be a positive thing. But I’ve gotten in that thing to where that makes it sound like I’m “supposed” to be there. Now it’s “a thing”
Decisions are super hard for folks like us
Decisions are super hard for folks like us
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People with trauma histories often interpret neutral cues as negative.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People with trauma histories often interpret neutral cues as negative.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.