John Porter
@maletero.bsky.social
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I suppose they will all want dignity.
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We can all agree that Diana Taverner in Slow Horses is related to the American Tavners from Patriot, right? It's the family business. Maybe the spelling was changed at Ellis Island.
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Well, yeah. But decor aside, I think it's really weird to get this worked up about delicious and/or fun food.
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I'm sure they would, if not for this economic emergency we're in.
maletero.bsky.social
There's a prominent group of American politicians whose arguments I do not find very persuasive. I think they may be acting in bad faith.

hashtag: hot take
maletero.bsky.social
I think it was Paul who wrote "It's always who you least expect". Pretty sure It's in there, somewhere towards the back.
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Just thought up a *devastating* burn:

You're over there looking for typos in the lorem ipsum text

I'm not sure when the opportunity to unleash this will come up, but when it does…oh boy.
maletero.bsky.social
Somebody’s cutting onions over here.
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This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
maletero.bsky.social
The Almighty should, himself, sit back and let His clockwork universe run its course. Jeez.
maletero.bsky.social
That last paragraph is sooo good.

Thank you for making Defector a thing. All you writers over there are really good and help me get through, and occasionally understand, These Troubled Times.
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When he attacks Norway, that'll trigger Article 5 of the NATO charter and potential military action against the USA. Trump, the master strategist, is already deploying troops to various states in anticipation of this event. Always a couple steps ahead.
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Yeah, each of his books grabs me at some point, but making sense of them requires keeping track of so many things! Before starting I tried to refresh my memory by heading to the internet, and got lost in all the lore. I'm not sure if I'll pick up books 6-10(!) of Stormlight. I'm kinda sad about it.
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Just started Wind and Truth, the latest Sandersonian epic tome. It clocks in at over 1300 pages. I like it, but I don't know if I have patience for epic fantasy anymore. It seems more a function of being in the back half of my 40s more than the internet's brain rotting powers, but both play a part.
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Given that it’s Portland, I feel like we need to take seriously the idea that there’s this really amazing insurrection, but we’ve never heard of it.
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It's an incredible opportunity for grifters to make stuff up and have the most powerful person in the world take it seriously.

"Mr. President, there are reports that Bigfoot is leading the assault on the ICE facility in Portland. Will you arrest him?"

"I've heard that. Pam can you look into that?"
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Really good office chairs. We couldn't achieve the levels of quality posting we see today without really good chairs
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I just watched Groundhog Day with my kid. While watching I thought, "Boy, Andie MacDowell looks *a lot* like Margaret Qualley." That's because Ms MacDowell is Ms Qualley's mom. Turns. Out.

Surely that info was somewhere in my brain, dormant. I'd seen their wiki pages before tonight.
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Don’t know if you missed my other tweet up there.👆

He has a big playlist that he adds to. Doesn’t keep up with new music. Listens to Splashdown a lot. Weird Al. some other stuff I can’t remember.

He has some songs by The Beths. Enough to come along to the show next month, but prob not enough, imo
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For a while Flagpole Sitta was one of his all time faves. He told me this on the way to school one day and I said, “did I ever tell you John Roderick played in this ba–“

“yes.“

He is familiar with my dad trivia.
maletero.bsky.social
Fave Long Winters song? Sky is Open.

General song, this one below by a band called Splashdown.

Our tastes overlap quite a bit. He discovered Eminem on his own somewhere and has several of his songs in the mix. He only listens to albums when he’s in the car with parents.

youtu.be/0eGqLQQUoGg?...
Splashdown - A Charming Spell
YouTube video by DeliciousDreadnougat
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maletero.bsky.social
That's a heck of a lineup.

My own retired baby is charting his own course through music, and like yours has little use for albums. It makes no sense to me! At lease he's a Long Winters fan like his old man.
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Like I said, it's a fuzzy idea I have, but maybe I ought to stop thinking "surprise" and start thinking about "originality". The best art has something new, which is in some way a surprise?

Anyway, I probably ought to just check it out, like you say...
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Does the Sora stuff ever surprise you? I've been thinking about this fuzzy idea about good art being able to offer up surprise that *seems* to have some connection with humanity. Can the current models do that?

(Full disclosure: I'm overly skeptical about AI, but I try not to be a dick about it.)
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Who will rid us of this terrible Biden Economy?
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True, but it also reminds me of Winchell's donuts, which were a thing growing up. I remember them as being really good, and I miss that.

(Do I miss Winchell's or Youth? Who can tell...who can tell...)
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This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.
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"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr