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John Porter
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Sort of a geologist.
Pinned
I suppose they will all want dignity.
This xkcd is a good excuse to post a picture of some core, including probably my favorite sample in my collection from Bingham.

The "puck" in the top left is a piece of timber from an old underground mine that we drilled through. No copper in there, but it's really good for targeting!
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yes
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So I guess Rush Hour 4 is in the works?

Prepare by listening to this fine song by The Beths. (It's really fun)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEIm...
Rush Hour 3
YouTube video by The Beths - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's that time of year. Better start practicing.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have a feeling that this holiday season will be much more "until then we'll have to muddle through somehow" than "hang a shining star upon the highest bough".
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
didn't realize that this app defaulted to show the spot gold price in the notification badge. Gave me quite the scare!
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you want a person in a picture for scale, but that person doesn't want their face in the publication, don't do this. It's weird and upsetting.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Action shot!
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the replies to this are really nice. It’s a good reminder that people are pretty great, mostly.
What's your absolutely unworkable plan to drop out of your current life (or at least work life) and do something completely different?
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Lunchtime. Lemme just check the headlines...
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm happy to see that we're off to a very normal start to this Thursday.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just learned that I'm the same age Phil Niekro was when he pitched his last season. This felt wrong at first; he looks *old*. Then I realized that if my remaining hair were to turn gray, I'd probably look about like this...if I lost some weight.

I could still make it in MLB is what I'm saying.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Here's a "joke" I thought up tonight:

Q: What do you call a Scottish lady who's always berating service workers?

A: McKaren

That'd *kill* with the right audience of like a dozen Reno dads. Trust me.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Pepsi. When there’s literally nothing else.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fun fact: kids can't even agree on what "6-7" means. The STEM kids all claim it's a reference to holmium. Others swear it's a reference to the Prince song Now, from his 1995 album The Good Experience.

youtu.be/vEKszSR9X-w?si=9wXIE...
Now
Provided to YouTube by Legacy Recordings Now · Prince The Gold Experience ℗ 1995 NPG Records, Inc. Manufactured and Distributed by Legacy Recordings Released on: 1995-09-26 Trombone: Michael B. Nelson Baritone Saxophone: Kathy Jensen Tenor Saxophone: Brian Gallagher Trumpet: Dave Jensen Trumpet: Steve Strand Auto-generated by YouTube.
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, The Beths.

I love this band so much.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What ever happened to Retsyn, the active ingredient in certs? Did Science develop a more effective breath freshener?
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They are jonk
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Northern lights are out tonight. Strong enough to show through the clouds a bit.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The future of knowledge is yours to protect. #Wikipedia25

Donate now ➡️ donate.wikipedia25.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The cool thing about this Senate thing is that it funds the govt clear through January.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM