Rodo
@mallard.bsky.social
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50 cents an hour to operate come on
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I bought an expensive set of the nicer headlights and the box days they're only rated for 100 hours??? What the fuck
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You ever just look at a man's ass and be like yeah this is literally the best thing
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That's so brat
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The secret third thing
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What is up lately jfc
mallard.bsky.social
Trying so hard to finally improve things and just getting beat back senselessly
mallard.bsky.social
I love it that teams on my work computer is advertising to me to buy Teams Premium. With my own money. What a joke
mallard.bsky.social
ODÖR a candle for your bathroom
tofte.bsky.social
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

ETFÖT, a storage cabinet that somehow makes everything messier after you close the doors
grayjay.bsky.social
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Mine is RAYDÄJ, a kitschy endtable that you would love to have in your house but are uncertain where it would go
mallard.bsky.social
I also saw an actual psychiatrist and got an ADHD evaluation. I was almost crying at the end how validating it was and how obvious I need this help. I resisted this for so long and all for absolutely nothing
mallard.bsky.social
Finally saw a new therapist. Hope this is the one. I have hope that it is
mallard.bsky.social
They're so you can have gay sex while still having a piece of clothing that you have plausible deniability that you are not "naked"
mallard.bsky.social
I have an orange car
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In general, it is possible to live many kinds of lifestyles in this big country. Yet when it comes to cars we are forced into buying the same garbage crossovers and trucks and have absolutely no choice at all, in a country where for most it is not a choice to have a car. It kills me.
mallard.bsky.social
The good thing about America is that you can choose to live in stupid sprawl, or you can choose to live in a dense walkable city, you can choose to live in the country, you can choose to live in a small town, you can choose to live in a hot climate, you can choose to live in a cold climate...
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Death Grips - GoPro Ride Through an Electron Beam Irradiator at Full Beam Power (GOPR0016trim)
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Dumbest car market in the universe
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I might really have to get a different car soon because now there truly is not a single car in the entire US market that I want to purchase and if we're still here in 4 years all the "new" cars I want will already be 10 years old. Awesome
www.caranddriver.com
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Every person who's ever walked the Earth has thought that there's no way this thing will come back and it always does
coopertom.bsky.social
I don't like that nostalgia is creeping into a decade where I was an adult. 😬
mallard.bsky.social
If we're still around in 15 years I promise you that you're wrong
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scurrow.bsky.social
If jowls were towels, the streets would be dry.
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One of Pittsburgh's official Sister Cities is Saitama, which of course is home to the Seibu Lions. The city with the world's biggest furry convention twinned with the city with the sexiest gay animal in all of sports. I just think that is wonderful
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Seeing it Wednesday so excited
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Please write out the thousand words that this picture is giving you