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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark

@kilmo.bsky.social

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Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Some kind of music person and fursuiter. he/him. u must pay the fursona toll to interact with me

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · Jan 12

Time to throw another party.

🎨 by @hottapwater.bsky.social tyty ❤️ #UFO50

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 13h

Umami bomb!!!

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

Ship of Theseus states that as long as the shape still has a 90’s shirt at the end of the comic it’s still Kilmo

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

What is happening with the italics

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

The whole “smiling and making unbroken eye contact while a disembodied voice speaks to you” aesthetic of recipe DIY TikTok is honestly so close to fursuiter video content that I’m surprised there isn’t more crossover

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 18d

We're so back!!! HAPPY AARDTOBER Y'ALL!!! 🐽🐽🐽

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

Don't ask a malleable donkey what you should dress up as for Halloween, unless you want to end up being part of his costume instead...

🎨 by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social !!!

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

The absolute lad

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

Ayyy that’s my neighborhood spot! Pretty funky view for sure. I’ve seen mermaid practice happening there.

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

Don't ask a malleable donkey what you should dress up as for Halloween, unless you want to end up being part of his costume instead...

🎨 by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social !!!

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

any day that you get to post bangers is a good day

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 2d

I thought about doing a thread about the making of the skunk but then I remembered I have a Youtube channel and too much time on my hands so here's a video about it instead:

#fursuitfriday

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TK Wolf - Extra Life Nov 15-16! 🐾❤️🐾 @tk-wolf.bsky.social · 3d

Furs For Life's marathon stream for @extralife4kids.bsky.social and @cmnhospitals.bsky.social is Nov 15-16!

✨Please help us spread the word, for the kids!✨

Support at: www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Follow our Twitch so you don't miss it: www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle

youtu.be/T4ox9HTzpFA

Furs For Life Marathon! Nov 15-16!

YouTube video by TK Wolf

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 3d

Getting forwarded to a crisis hotline because it doesn’t understand escapism and can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality 😘👌

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 4d

Forcibly escorted out of the interview directly into the barn

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 5d

I receive: lemon bars
You receive: bountiful praise

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 5d

Regrettably I must consume some in order to answer your query

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 5d

Got a weighted blanket just like Goku. Sleeping in Jupiter gravitational conditions and when I wake up I’ll toss it aside and be ten times more awake than the likes of you

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 5d

Bad news, they’re actually following food safety rules…

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 5d

Overheard: “Ooooh you can hear our food sizzling!”

I don’t want to break the bad news that what they’re hearing is the employee hand wash sink

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 6d

I can't draw aardvarks

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 10d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 6d

Aw but I love when the pause/play button turns into a "play the next video" button 1 millesecond before I tapped the screen because the playback position is invisible to me so I only had vibes to tell me if the video was about to end

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 7d

))<>((

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 7d

Playing with your disposable income

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 7d

Sorry paw likers we’re a no feet household

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 7d

I just saw the masks in the wild in real life and we all must agree that there will be no quarter for anyone adorning the party city version of our cringe

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