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MamaCoffeeCat 🐈🚈 🌴 FurDU'25
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Her/She like the chocolate

Queer with an NBN connection and a camera.

My mind and body is like a write-only wiki for sins.

📍 so called Queensland
I feel less panic emergency braking from 100kph on my motorcycle than I do having 3 webex calls in a row the second I leave a call.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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my transition in a nutshell...
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Uni or transition.

I chose the right one for me
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
You want a lifted Chevy Silverado so you can tailgate like a cunt

I want Chevy Silverado so I can hit men with a yank tank and pretend I couldn't see them in the 2m front blind spot

Because the only way we are going to start getting these things banned from the roads is if men are the victims
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This evolved into lesbian motorcycle culture
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I wish to be run over by cruel women on bicycle
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
People in the comments are making fun of this but it's horrifying tbh.

I love my motorcycle but I'm also very clear with potential partners it's the one thing that brings pure joy these days and they'll have to accept my risk as well.

Don't be a dipshit if you're a motorcycle rider.
Husband was in ICU for weeks. Told him I always knew he'd pull through. Haven't told him about the outfit I bought or the song list I made for his funeral. They're in the back of my wardrobe in case the next time he parts company with his bike at seventy mph he's not so lucky.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
All I want is a dnd nerd bf or a chaos mechanical engineer gf (I would like to sink my teeth into either please)
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I can call for 10 min only

*3hrs later discussing iDrac9 configurations and debating RHEL or proxmox install*
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Tech founders in 2001: it's a screen that you can touch. It's called a touch screen. Also this replaces almost everything in your backpack.

Tech founders now: IM GONNA BUILD GOD IN A DATA CENTER AND CHARGE PEOPLE TO ASK HIM QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUN ON HUMAN BLOOD!
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sideloading now a toggle in dev options menu

Thats all this means
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Aperture Science: stupid humans will pack bond to anything

Humans irl: omg cube 💜
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I don't want to be a corpo mommy dom.

I don't want to be a cottage core maiden.

I don't want to be a retro 70s flower girl.

I want to be an 1860s Victorian butch tinkering in an industrial revolution workshop, inventing things to spite God with a plucky no nonsense lady by my side.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Do you have anyone for an emergency contact?"

Not in Australia, no.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Australia is amazing because the cops have the fancy smart metro pd uniforms with checker patterns then they open their mouth and "aawwweeee yeahhh, you been drinkin donight buddy?"
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shooting themselves in the foot by alienating themselves from their core demo, 50 something women with bad sex lives
A ban on porn featuring choking and incest in the UK is gonna lead to a lot of smutty fanfic readers suddenly cut off from about half of AO3. I wonder how many conservatives think this won't affect them because "I read _erotica_, I don't watch PORNOGRAPHY!"
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've enthusiastically learned bits and pieces of my friends languages and wish I had the time to become fluent.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Organized crime is more subtle and delivers more public services tbh.

Marxism Huey Longism all the way.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
want mad game?

become dumbass

everyone I know melts for a well meaning genuine dumbass
Thinking about how a friend sent this post to her polycule and her wife hit her with "who's pulling in baddies? :p"

I was a layup to her demise, my god
Feels good to spread the knowledge™
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If you think heat exchange is inefficient with air and water on earth, try vaccum.... Wait to even Tiangong 3 and the ISS have chronic waste heat issues
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Wooing American lesbians with "hi sweetheart, howz it going? I'm an Aussie and you have insomnia. We vibin"
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Wild thing is that some of my extended family just basically lost their entire internet everything because they're so heavily into the Amazon Prime ecosystem.

For the cost of a mid-range desktop you can self host everything the cloud currently does for you.

And you can upgrade it.
October 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM