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They made a show about u, twin
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
McDonalds is serving a McClam Chowder that makes you see the colors that only mantis shrimp can see before it kills you in the most painful way possible. Thanks to RFK Jr, this is now completely legal.
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Spiritual poisoning got self proclaimed "BBW warriors" wishing eugenics programs on the fat people in Walmart on the scooters.
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Y'all were on your phones during Oppenheimer and now none of us get movie theaters. Perhaps this is divine punishment.
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Stephen King adaptations usually receive more acclaim than the books. You might think this is because people's imaginations are becoming less vivid, or perhaps less people are reading, but this is actually because Stephen King sucks at writing and is a pedophile.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I should probably write full length blogs instead.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Uh oh
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I just assume Bigelow watches this and roots for the French
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Americans when it comes to creating ideologies that shouldn't exist
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December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
William S. Burroughs
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Funniest possible frame of American Psycho Criterion Channel could've picked
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Coming up next on PragerRadio, why autistic people talk like Wallace Shawn!

*Pogo starts playing as a bumper*
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You WILL properly format your screenplay! You WILL waste all that paper to make a feature film!
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November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social your new audible special has a bit in it about AI where you describe the fundamentals and goals about Dark Enlightenment as "Revenge of the Boring" and I think more people need to hear it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Straight guys when it's time to sing It's Raining Men very badly at a karaoke bar
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The creator of Foamy The Squirrel lives in a Kafkaesque horror story where a corporation gets replaced by AI, even though she's the only person that works there.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"And you STILL won't reopen the video stores? Come on!! If any video game was doing that well in physical preorders, GameStop would have a reason to still exist!"
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Just so you know, the greatest movies of Canada are being funded by grants from the Canadian government whilst Paramount is giving Netanyahu blowjobs and crack with the money you paid to watch Reno911 with.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This movie's a 6/10 until you realize the movie Precious got an Oscar for the same reason the fictional book in this one got a literary award.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Btw this comic was from before 9/11
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Guy who has read 5 books: erm... perhaps you're too STUPID to understand blood meridian! better head to r/explainlikeim5. LOL 🤣

Guy who has read 500 books: I'm quite fond of Captain Underpants.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Richard Horvitz being involved with Vivziepop's works is like if Daniel Day Lewis decided to play villains in Adam Sandler movies and did it so often that people forgot he was Daniel Plainview.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What if there was an Atlanta version of The Iliad called "The Trilliad" and as the book progressed it became increasingly obvious that it was written by a white dude from Calgary who wasn't expecting anyone to actually read it?
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
A Busta Rhymes x The Alchemist album would be so good that it actually kills people.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Imagine if you will, a Conner O'Malley ventriloquist dummy puppeteered by Tim Robinson.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM