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Marcus
@marcusuk.bsky.social
· Jun 8
I'm posting things that fall between “mildly cursed wisdom” and “accidentally profound nonsense.”
Often up late. Frequently bemused. Occasionally useful.
Follow for:
✨ #weirdthoughts
🔥 #spicytakes
🧠 #brainworms
💬 #actuallyfunny
Just so you know.
Often up late. Frequently bemused. Occasionally useful.
Follow for:
✨ #weirdthoughts
🔥 #spicytakes
🧠 #brainworms
💬 #actuallyfunny
Just so you know.
For reasons why the UK'S productivity is so low you can start by looking at our mobile data providers.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For reasons why the UK'S productivity is so low you can start by looking at our mobile data providers.
False dichotomies from fascists: either ethnic cleansing or collapse. Britain proves diversity needn't destroy nations - multicultural societies thrive when xenophobes don't sabotage them. Trump amplifies this drivel because authoritarians require enemies, real or invented, to justify their cruelty.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
False dichotomies from fascists: either ethnic cleansing or collapse. Britain proves diversity needn't destroy nations - multicultural societies thrive when xenophobes don't sabotage them. Trump amplifies this drivel because authoritarians require enemies, real or invented, to justify their cruelty.
What a mighty talent.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What a mighty talent.
Kelly fantasizes about torture with the grotesque enthusiasm of someone who'll never witness the carnage she craves. Bloodlust from studio comfort - the armchair sadist's eternal specialty.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Kelly fantasizes about torture with the grotesque enthusiasm of someone who'll never witness the carnage she craves. Bloodlust from studio comfort - the armchair sadist's eternal specialty.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
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Reporter: You said that that second strike was in full accordance with the law of armed conflict but the Navy's own manual of law of war says that specifically firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime that's forbidden under U.S. Law and the law of armed conflict…
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reporter: You said that that second strike was in full accordance with the law of armed conflict but the Navy's own manual of law of war says that specifically firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime that's forbidden under U.S. Law and the law of armed conflict…
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Solidarity!
RMT members who clean the DLR and who are employed by Bidvest Noonan are back on the picket lines today - fighting for sick pay.
The current offer: One weeks pay - but ONLY if you're dying!
Share if that's unfair.
The current offer: One weeks pay - but ONLY if you're dying!
Share if that's unfair.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Solidarity!
Confronted with facts from his own inspector general, Trump's rejoinder is "are you stupid?" - the response of a man who cannot distinguish between being challenged and being attacked.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Confronted with facts from his own inspector general, Trump's rejoinder is "are you stupid?" - the response of a man who cannot distinguish between being challenged and being attacked.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
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Remember when Danny Dyer went on TV and told the truth about Brexit and David Cameron?
#TrottersUp
#BrexitReality #PoliticsLive
#TrottersUp
#BrexitReality #PoliticsLive
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Remember when Danny Dyer went on TV and told the truth about Brexit and David Cameron?
#TrottersUp
#BrexitReality #PoliticsLive
#TrottersUp
#BrexitReality #PoliticsLive
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just as well it was leaked, I'll read it instead as it's hard to hear what she's actually saying with the f'kin animals in the house making so much noise.
#Budget
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just as well it was leaked, I'll read it instead as it's hard to hear what she's actually saying with the f'kin animals in the house making so much noise.
#Budget
#Budget
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🚨WOW! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 47,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 50,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
🚨WOW! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 47,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 50,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Pluribus Episode 3
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pluribus Episode 3
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
Trump embraces the bone-saw prince while dismissing a journalist's dismemberment. Authoritarian solidarity transcends borders - tyrants recognise kindred spirits.
That murdered journalists merit less consideration than oil deals reveals precisely which values Trump actually holds.
That murdered journalists merit less consideration than oil deals reveals precisely which values Trump actually holds.
Breaking News: President Trump called the Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salam, a “very good friend” and dismissed a question about the journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s killing.
Trump Praises Saudi Prince and Dismisses Question About Killing of Khashoggi: Live Updates
Hosting Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, President Trump brushed off the murder of a journalist by Saudi agents, saying, “Things happen.” Fighter jets and investment deals are on the leaders’ agenda today.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump embraces the bone-saw prince while dismissing a journalist's dismemberment. Authoritarian solidarity transcends borders - tyrants recognise kindred spirits.
That murdered journalists merit less consideration than oil deals reveals precisely which values Trump actually holds.
That murdered journalists merit less consideration than oil deals reveals precisely which values Trump actually holds.
There's a bloke down the wharf with a curious load,
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There's a bloke down the wharf with a curious load,
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Eight quid for toast and some avocado mash,
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Eight quid for toast and some avocado mash,
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
The nano-Nazi celebrates cruelty as patriotism.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The nano-Nazi celebrates cruelty as patriotism.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
Quadrupling emigration desire among women in a decade isn't coincidence - it's diagnosis.
Women correctly assess a society increasingly hostile to their autonomy, safety, and prospects.
Brain drain begins with those intelligent enough to recognize collapse before it's complete.
Women correctly assess a society increasingly hostile to their autonomy, safety, and prospects.
Brain drain begins with those intelligent enough to recognize collapse before it's complete.
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Quadrupling emigration desire among women in a decade isn't coincidence - it's diagnosis.
Women correctly assess a society increasingly hostile to their autonomy, safety, and prospects.
Brain drain begins with those intelligent enough to recognize collapse before it's complete.
Women correctly assess a society increasingly hostile to their autonomy, safety, and prospects.
Brain drain begins with those intelligent enough to recognize collapse before it's complete.
Epstein day - commence..!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Epstein day - commence..!
New York wins twice.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
New York wins twice.
Trump resurrects Reagan's union-busting while adding vindictive pettiness.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Trump resurrects Reagan's union-busting while adding vindictive pettiness.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.