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This is just one of many reasons why when this fat old bastard dies I'll dance a merry dance.
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is just one of many reasons why when this fat old bastard dies I'll dance a merry dance.
For reasons why the UK'S productivity is so low you can start by looking at our mobile data providers.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For reasons why the UK'S productivity is so low you can start by looking at our mobile data providers.
False dichotomies from fascists: either ethnic cleansing or collapse. Britain proves diversity needn't destroy nations - multicultural societies thrive when xenophobes don't sabotage them. Trump amplifies this drivel because authoritarians require enemies, real or invented, to justify their cruelty.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
False dichotomies from fascists: either ethnic cleansing or collapse. Britain proves diversity needn't destroy nations - multicultural societies thrive when xenophobes don't sabotage them. Trump amplifies this drivel because authoritarians require enemies, real or invented, to justify their cruelty.
What a mighty talent.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What a mighty talent.
Kelly fantasizes about torture with the grotesque enthusiasm of someone who'll never witness the carnage she craves. Bloodlust from studio comfort - the armchair sadist's eternal specialty.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Kelly fantasizes about torture with the grotesque enthusiasm of someone who'll never witness the carnage she craves. Bloodlust from studio comfort - the armchair sadist's eternal specialty.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
That she broadcasts this depravity reveals America's descent into openly celebrating atrocity.
Confronted with facts from his own inspector general, Trump's rejoinder is "are you stupid?" - the response of a man who cannot distinguish between being challenged and being attacked.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Confronted with facts from his own inspector general, Trump's rejoinder is "are you stupid?" - the response of a man who cannot distinguish between being challenged and being attacked.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
Tyrants always interpret accurate reporting as personal insult. Truth becomes treason in the empire of lies.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pluribus Episode 3
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pluribus Episode 3
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
She goes shopping.
That's it.
Shopping.
There's a bloke down the wharf with a curious load,
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There's a bloke down the wharf with a curious load,
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
Two perch on his back and he's blocking the road,
They're strapped to his torso with fishing-line twine,
He says that they're fresh but they don't smell that fine.
Oh what..!
This has been written for me personally, it must have been.
I'm going in.
This has been written for me personally, it must have been.
I'm going in.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh what..!
This has been written for me personally, it must have been.
I'm going in.
This has been written for me personally, it must have been.
I'm going in.
Eight quid for toast and some avocado mash,
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Eight quid for toast and some avocado mash,
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
The waitress wants tips but they only take cash.
The locals remember when Heydays meant fun,
Not oat-milk lattes beneath England's grey sun,
When holidays meant getting drunk on the sand,
Not flat whites served up by a hipster-run brand.
The nano-Nazi celebrates cruelty as patriotism.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The nano-Nazi celebrates cruelty as patriotism.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
That Labour adopts his rhetoric while he claims victory reveals how thoroughly the right has conquered British discourse.
Destroying asylum protections isn't obliterating windows - it's demolishing civilization's foundations.
New York wins twice.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
New York wins twice.
Trump resurrects Reagan's union-busting while adding vindictive pettiness.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Trump resurrects Reagan's union-busting while adding vindictive pettiness.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
Branding strikers as traitors for demanding payment reveals pure authoritarian instinct. Air safety means nothing; loyalty to him means everything.
No, let's not.
I haven't seen it yet!
I haven't seen it yet!
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
No, let's not.
I haven't seen it yet!
I haven't seen it yet!
It'll give it a reason to lie, instead of its current approach of just doing it for fun.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It'll give it a reason to lie, instead of its current approach of just doing it for fun.
Manufactured hysteria at its finest.
A million people fleeing because they dislike the mayor?
Preposterous fear-mongering. New Yorkers endure far worse daily annoyances than politics.
This poll reveals only the media's desperation to create panic where none exists.
A million people fleeing because they dislike the mayor?
Preposterous fear-mongering. New Yorkers endure far worse daily annoyances than politics.
This poll reveals only the media's desperation to create panic where none exists.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Manufactured hysteria at its finest.
A million people fleeing because they dislike the mayor?
Preposterous fear-mongering. New Yorkers endure far worse daily annoyances than politics.
This poll reveals only the media's desperation to create panic where none exists.
A million people fleeing because they dislike the mayor?
Preposterous fear-mongering. New Yorkers endure far worse daily annoyances than politics.
This poll reveals only the media's desperation to create panic where none exists.
Trump - who dined with Holocaust deniers - now brands Jewish voters "stupid" for defying his commands.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trump - who dined with Holocaust deniers - now brands Jewish voters "stupid" for defying his commands.
Trump threatens to starve New York if it elects the "wrong" candidate - pure extortion masquerading as governance.
Branding a socialist assemblyman "Communist" while demanding obedience reveals the tyrant's playbook: submit or starve.
Branding a socialist assemblyman "Communist" while demanding obedience reveals the tyrant's playbook: submit or starve.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump threatens to starve New York if it elects the "wrong" candidate - pure extortion masquerading as governance.
Branding a socialist assemblyman "Communist" while demanding obedience reveals the tyrant's playbook: submit or starve.
Branding a socialist assemblyman "Communist" while demanding obedience reveals the tyrant's playbook: submit or starve.
America criminalizes conscience while celebrating its stormtroopers.
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
America criminalizes conscience while celebrating its stormtroopers.
Musk - the world's richest arsonist - declares British civil war "inevitable" from his California compound. When billionaires prophesy
violence they help create it. His platform amplifies chaos while he profits from disorder.
violence they help create it. His platform amplifies chaos while he profits from disorder.
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Musk - the world's richest arsonist - declares British civil war "inevitable" from his California compound. When billionaires prophesy
violence they help create it. His platform amplifies chaos while he profits from disorder.
violence they help create it. His platform amplifies chaos while he profits from disorder.