🌸 Mariel
@mariel.bsky.social
Latina. Texpat. Software Engineer. Lawyer. Alum: UMGC '25, University of Texas School of Law '12, Texas A&M '09. I love Houston, cookies, dogs, and making stuff.
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🌸 Mariel
@mariel.bsky.social
· Jan 18
I made maybe 4 TikTok videos total. All were of my dog. This is the first and best.
saw lil wayne on a toys r us float while Yeah is playing:
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
saw lil wayne on a toys r us float while Yeah is playing:
Jonathan Groff is a national treasure.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Jonathan Groff is a national treasure.
By the time I finish rewatching Stranger Things to remember wtf happened the rest of season 5 will be out so at least there's that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
By the time I finish rewatching Stranger Things to remember wtf happened the rest of season 5 will be out so at least there's that.
Got almost no sleep and will have to take a nap or go to bed early but it was worth brunch brisket.
(We did Thanksgiving today so we'd have an extra day of good food because my mom leaves early Saturday.)
(We did Thanksgiving today so we'd have an extra day of good food because my mom leaves early Saturday.)
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Got almost no sleep and will have to take a nap or go to bed early but it was worth brunch brisket.
(We did Thanksgiving today so we'd have an extra day of good food because my mom leaves early Saturday.)
(We did Thanksgiving today so we'd have an extra day of good food because my mom leaves early Saturday.)
It's just me Paul and my mom and I'm going to have enough food for 10-15 people. I'm so excited to have Thanksgiving leftovers for the next couple of weeks.
(and very blessed to have a freezer)
(and very blessed to have a freezer)
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's just me Paul and my mom and I'm going to have enough food for 10-15 people. I'm so excited to have Thanksgiving leftovers for the next couple of weeks.
(and very blessed to have a freezer)
(and very blessed to have a freezer)
Also, owls are spooky af. I was out at a little after 3 to deal with the brisket and 3am already creeps me out and it's silent except for me and some light rain then I hear a loud hoohooo hoohooo hoohooo.
a close up of an owl 's face with big yellow eyes .
ALT: a close up of an owl 's face with big yellow eyes .
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November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Also, owls are spooky af. I was out at a little after 3 to deal with the brisket and 3am already creeps me out and it's silent except for me and some light rain then I hear a loud hoohooo hoohooo hoohooo.
If I could have a super power at this point in my life I'd like it to be that I am immune to onions hurting my eyes.
I chopped two onions an hour ago and I'm still uncomfortable.
I chopped two onions an hour ago and I'm still uncomfortable.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If I could have a super power at this point in my life I'd like it to be that I am immune to onions hurting my eyes.
I chopped two onions an hour ago and I'm still uncomfortable.
I chopped two onions an hour ago and I'm still uncomfortable.
The lights are on and he's so mad about it
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The lights are on and he's so mad about it
See I'm doing Thanksgiving this year which means we're having brisket and not another inferior holiday meat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
See I'm doing Thanksgiving this year which means we're having brisket and not another inferior holiday meat.
Excited to become the Uncle Hugh for Paul's family at Christmas.
i am just eating this year but if my uncle hugh doesnt bring brisket over again this year there’s gonna be a fuckin problem
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Excited to become the Uncle Hugh for Paul's family at Christmas.
For the first time in my 38+ years I need one of those produce section scales and I don't think they have one.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For the first time in my 38+ years I need one of those produce section scales and I don't think they have one.
I went to Union Station almost every weekday from 2015-2020 and the Christmas decorations were my favorite part of the year, especially this gigantic wreath.
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I went to Union Station almost every weekday from 2015-2020 and the Christmas decorations were my favorite part of the year, especially this gigantic wreath.
A literal legend
one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A literal legend
Here's yet another photo of my dog I love him so much
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Here's yet another photo of my dog I love him so much
Paul sent me this earlier - Waffles when he heard the garage door open because it meant I was back home.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Paul sent me this earlier - Waffles when he heard the garage door open because it meant I was back home.
A TL cleanse if there ever was one
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A TL cleanse if there ever was one
I'm anxious about the game next week. It was gone for so many years idk if the youths truly understand you can lose every other game (pls don't) but you HAVE to win that one.*
*over the series, they have lost most of them but that's not the point.
*over the series, they have lost most of them but that's not the point.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'm anxious about the game next week. It was gone for so many years idk if the youths truly understand you can lose every other game (pls don't) but you HAVE to win that one.*
*over the series, they have lost most of them but that's not the point.
*over the series, they have lost most of them but that's not the point.
It's completely unhinged and I love her.
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's completely unhinged and I love her.
The university sent me my little cords to wear at graduation 🥹 the gold is summa cum laude and the red is the President's List, which seems redundant because they're both for a 4.0 but they're pretty so it's fine.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The university sent me my little cords to wear at graduation 🥹 the gold is summa cum laude and the red is the President's List, which seems redundant because they're both for a 4.0 but they're pretty so it's fine.
Everyone in that entire orbit:
michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling .
ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling .
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November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Everyone in that entire orbit:
Finished All Her Fault last night and it's 10/10 candy mystery thriller. Neatly ends, red herrings galore.
Read some reviews and some people are mad they put the drama in the drama. Of course it's ridiculous! Of course these characters are caricatures! It's an airport thriller!
Read some reviews and some people are mad they put the drama in the drama. Of course it's ridiculous! Of course these characters are caricatures! It's an airport thriller!
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Finished All Her Fault last night and it's 10/10 candy mystery thriller. Neatly ends, red herrings galore.
Read some reviews and some people are mad they put the drama in the drama. Of course it's ridiculous! Of course these characters are caricatures! It's an airport thriller!
Read some reviews and some people are mad they put the drama in the drama. Of course it's ridiculous! Of course these characters are caricatures! It's an airport thriller!
These cherry jolly rancher uniforms were certainly a choice.
"battle reds" yeah battling with the food coloring stain in your mouth after you eat them
"battle reds" yeah battling with the food coloring stain in your mouth after you eat them
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
These cherry jolly rancher uniforms were certainly a choice.
"battle reds" yeah battling with the food coloring stain in your mouth after you eat them
"battle reds" yeah battling with the food coloring stain in your mouth after you eat them