Mario Alegre Femenías
@marioalegre.proximatanda.com
Journalist / Film Critic 🎬 from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
Repertoire Film Curator 🎞️
Bilingual Boricua
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Repertoire Film Curator 🎞️
Bilingual Boricua
✉️ Newsletter http://www.proximatanda.com
📷 Photography https://portraitmode.io/profile/marioalegre/
🍿 Letterboxd https://boxd.it/czX
🔗 https://linktr.ee/marioalegre
Marty Supreme is Josh Safdie’s Eraserhead if Eraserhead was turned into an 80’s sports movie. I freakin loved it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Marty Supreme is Josh Safdie’s Eraserhead if Eraserhead was turned into an 80’s sports movie. I freakin loved it.
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Absolutely fuck this, man
This is what happens when you treat every piece of art you license like just another line of a spreadsheet
This is what happens when you reduce work that real people put so much love into down to fucking content slop that you shovel out for as cheaply as you can
This is what happens when you treat every piece of art you license like just another line of a spreadsheet
This is what happens when you reduce work that real people put so much love into down to fucking content slop that you shovel out for as cheaply as you can
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Absolutely fuck this, man
This is what happens when you treat every piece of art you license like just another line of a spreadsheet
This is what happens when you reduce work that real people put so much love into down to fucking content slop that you shovel out for as cheaply as you can
This is what happens when you treat every piece of art you license like just another line of a spreadsheet
This is what happens when you reduce work that real people put so much love into down to fucking content slop that you shovel out for as cheaply as you can
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It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
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this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
January 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
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What if one of the most popular shows in streaming history debuted its final season and absolutely nobody cared?
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What if one of the most popular shows in streaming history debuted its final season and absolutely nobody cared?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Fennell is as provocative as Adam McKay with an A24 tshirt.
ICYMI: ‘Wuthering Heights’: Director Emerald Fennell Says Her Adaptation Is Her “First Disemboweling By The Baby God”
‘Wuthering Heights’: Director Emerald Fennell Says Her Adaptation Is Her “First Disemboweling By The Baby God”
Few filmmakers relish provocation the way Emerald Fennell does, and her upcoming adaptation of “Wuthering Heights” looks like her most combustible swing yet. The filmmaker has been unusually candid about how she approached Emily Brontë’s feral, storm-blasted novel — not as a tidy period drama, but as something closer to a psychic rupture.
And now we know why. As part of a newly announced Female Filmmakers Collection from Simon & Schuster — a line of classic paperbacks reissued with new covers, forewords, and cinematic Easter eggs curated by contemporary directors — Fennell is writing the new foreword for “Wuthering Heights” (via THR), That opening salvo, arriving ahead of her 2026 film adaptation, reveals just how violently the book reshaped her interior world as a teenager.
Continue reading ‘Wuthering Heights’: Director Emerald Fennell Says Her Adaptation Is Her “First Disemboweling By The Baby God” at The Playlist.
dlvr.it
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fennell is as provocative as Adam McKay with an A24 tshirt.
Just saw Hamnet and I am planting my flag in the Rose Byrne for Best Actress camp.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just saw Hamnet and I am planting my flag in the Rose Byrne for Best Actress camp.
A moratorium should imposed on the use of On the Nature of Daylight in film. It has become shorthand for “this is sad, begin to cry”, and it not longer works. It even has the opposite effect.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A moratorium should imposed on the use of On the Nature of Daylight in film. It has become shorthand for “this is sad, begin to cry”, and it not longer works. It even has the opposite effect.
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Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
Wake Up Dead Man has a perfectly deployed Tom Waits needle drop, so I guess that makes it mu favorite of the three. Josh O’Connor is fantastic in it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Wake Up Dead Man has a perfectly deployed Tom Waits needle drop, so I guess that makes it mu favorite of the three. Josh O’Connor is fantastic in it.
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Jake Paul es un colonizador, un asentador, un vividor, un agente del desplazamiento. No representa Puerto Rico, ni es puertorriqueño, ni tiene derecho de usar nuestra bandera, ni malvestirse de nuestra cultura, porque representa la erradicación de nuestra gente. Se puede ir a las ventas del carajo.
Netflix Sparks Backlash After Using Puerto Rican Flag for Jake Paul
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Netflix Sparks Backlash After Using Puerto Rican Flag for Jake Paul
Netflix is facing backlash after promoting the Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua fight using a Puerto Rican flag to represent Paul.
remezcla.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Jake Paul es un colonizador, un asentador, un vividor, un agente del desplazamiento. No representa Puerto Rico, ni es puertorriqueño, ni tiene derecho de usar nuestra bandera, ni malvestirse de nuestra cultura, porque representa la erradicación de nuestra gente. Se puede ir a las ventas del carajo.
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"Was one of the first films released under the Paramount Skydance banner going to water down the source’s anger at an exploitative media monopoly, or did the company simply not care that it was releasing a blockbuster where it was very clearly the villain?"
Now that people have seen The Running Man, we can talk about how it's pretty goddamn ironic that it's being put out by Paramount www.avclub.com/the-running-...
It's pretty damn ironic that Paramount is behind The Running Man
The anti-monopoly message of The Running Man, aimed at a blacklist-happy Network, makes it hard not to see its own studio as its villain.
www.avclub.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Was one of the first films released under the Paramount Skydance banner going to water down the source’s anger at an exploitative media monopoly, or did the company simply not care that it was releasing a blockbuster where it was very clearly the villain?"
What’s more useless? Expecting this vote to pass or, if it does, expecting it to have any consequence at all?
House plans to vote Tuesday on releasing Epstein files
President Donald Trump has made repeated attempts to kill the effort, but a discharge petition has forced Speaker Mike Johnson's hand.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What’s more useless? Expecting this vote to pass or, if it does, expecting it to have any consequence at all?
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)
Can anyone tell me if this is for real? @support.bsky.team
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Can anyone tell me if this is for real? @support.bsky.team
RIP to an absolute LEGEND.
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
RIP to an absolute LEGEND.
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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Starbucks workers are ON STRIKE! Now is the time to tell everyone in your life to STOP BUYING Starbucks.
www.nocontractnocoffee.org?utm_source=s...
www.nocontractnocoffee.org?utm_source=s...
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Starbucks workers are ON STRIKE! Now is the time to tell everyone in your life to STOP BUYING Starbucks.
www.nocontractnocoffee.org?utm_source=s...
www.nocontractnocoffee.org?utm_source=s...
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Thanks to Donald Trump, we have corrections like “the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas.” Fucking monsters.
The @chicagotribune.com has updated its story to clarify that the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas
Shots fired at immigration agents in Little Village as residents confront Bovino, Border Patrol, authorities say
Community members once again confronted a convoy of Border Patrol agents led by Cmdr. Gregory Bovino as it moved through Chicago’s South Side neighborhoods.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thanks to Donald Trump, we have corrections like “the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas.” Fucking monsters.
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I was never Ultraman Ace biggest fan, but MAAANNN his final speech is still one of the best I saw in Toku
Is simple, but represents Ultraman core message so nicely - no matter the struggles, kindness will always be the key for a better future
Is simple, but represents Ultraman core message so nicely - no matter the struggles, kindness will always be the key for a better future
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I was never Ultraman Ace biggest fan, but MAAANNN his final speech is still one of the best I saw in Toku
Is simple, but represents Ultraman core message so nicely - no matter the struggles, kindness will always be the key for a better future
Is simple, but represents Ultraman core message so nicely - no matter the struggles, kindness will always be the key for a better future
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One of the best shows in forever—achingly sad, hugely entertaining, and really REALLY thoughtful about important things like … the value of humanity. Really! And I gave away as little as I possibly could—almost nothing that’s not in the very opaque trailer.
In 'Pluribus,' isolation is the price of a frictionless life
The haunting new show from Vince Gilligan, who created Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, is set in Gilligan's now-signature location, Albuquerque.
www.npr.org
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
One of the best shows in forever—achingly sad, hugely entertaining, and really REALLY thoughtful about important things like … the value of humanity. Really! And I gave away as little as I possibly could—almost nothing that’s not in the very opaque trailer.
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lllllllllllllloser
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
lllllllllllllloser