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Marla, Dog with Sass
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Professional napper, part-time life coach, full-time heckler of @hopebastine.com
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The Rules of Getting Marla’d

Rule 1️⃣: Say HI.
Rule 2️⃣: Be prepared for sass.
Rule 3️⃣: Stick around for snacks, zoomies, and Marla-style chaos. (And occasional wisdom for Hope but she’s not important)🐾✨

Who’s ready to Get Marla’d today? 🧀😂 #SnackGoals #MarlaRules
Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky
Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.
Meditation is just napping with extra steps.
Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash
I waited the door all night, turns out she’s living inside a rectangle 📲
If I were a therapist, my advice would be:

1️⃣ Bark it out 🐾
2️⃣ Take a nap 🛋️
3️⃣ Chase your fears… unless it’s geese 🦢
Spare human took me on yet another walk and when I got back, Mum was gone! 🏃‍♀️💨 Anyone know where she went? 🐩😭
Mum got me a clever Xmas 🎁 but I figured it out quicker than she expected. #smartass
I 💯% survived the hard diet days you put me on! The vet has no idea what she’s talking about. ✨🧀
I’d be grateful if someone refilled my food bowl. #dogsofsky
New Year, new me,” the humans say,
But I’ll stay fabulous either way.
My resolution? To chase my tail,
And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky
Celebrate? Great idea. I’ve grown emotionally and physically this year—especially around the waistline. Thanks for the extra treats! ✨🧀
Mum thinks she’s luck out! 🐕✨ #cosynightin
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Bluesky @bsky.app · Dec 26
Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
Small resolutions? I resolve to bark less… unless it’s the vacuum, the postman, or the fridge door opening. 🐩✨📩
Resolve to snack more, nap longer, and care less. You’re welcome. 😇
It was going just right until mum had a go at me for eating too much and then I barfed. Then I hid I’m mum’s bed. (That’s my version of events).
If there was cheeeeese! 👿🎊
All I wanted was treats and cheese! 🧀 🎄
Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky
Silent night? Not if I hear one more delivery truck! 🐾✨