🇪🇪🇺🇦 Martin "Charlie Foxtrot PC" Paljak ☣
@martinpaljak.net
Random dilettante of many random topics. (Command) Prompt Engineer. ❤️ all things NFC @ javacard.pro. Tugitoolide spetsialist. ET/EN segu/mix.
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If you think China using Claude against western targets is terrifying, wait until China discovers Nessus and automates billing you for a pentest
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you think China using Claude against western targets is terrifying, wait until China discovers Nessus and automates billing you for a pentest
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Riiklikud PR mutrid näevad palju vaeva, et läbivalt kinnistada "kahjutustamine" uue võtmesõnana, aga va Delfi nuputreial kirjutab ikka "sigade põletamisest" 😅
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Riiklikud PR mutrid näevad palju vaeva, et läbivalt kinnistada "kahjutustamine" uue võtmesõnana, aga va Delfi nuputreial kirjutab ikka "sigade põletamisest" 😅
pole just üllatus ega uudis, et delfi sisu chatgpt-st tuleb, aga ...
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
pole just üllatus ega uudis, et delfi sisu chatgpt-st tuleb, aga ...
Selle teate ignoreerimine on ebaseaduslik.
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Selle teate ignoreerimine on ebaseaduslik.
“Malware calling home”
August 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Malware calling home”
Were you too brainwashed with songs about the "Business Intelligence NGO" as a kid? Yeah? I know, shady af ... #datascience #BINGO
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Were you too brainwashed with songs about the "Business Intelligence NGO" as a kid? Yeah? I know, shady af ... #datascience #BINGO
When vacation is over and back at work you are ... Early bird gets the 🪱? the 🐛? 🐓🕺🐓🕺🐓
July 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
When vacation is over and back at work you are ... Early bird gets the 🪱? the 🐛? 🐓🕺🐓🕺🐓
As a developer, I just want to "run" JavaCard applets on a desktop machine (arm64), so of course I had to pick up the remains of jcardsim to try to add some GlobalPlatformPro UX onto it. Called it JCardEngine. Next: global platform support with oracle's sim passthrough. github.com/martinpaljak...
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JCardEngine - Java Card Runtime Simulator 🩺. Contribute to martinpaljak/jcardengine development by creating an account on GitHub.
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July 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
As a developer, I just want to "run" JavaCard applets on a desktop machine (arm64), so of course I had to pick up the remains of jcardsim to try to add some GlobalPlatformPro UX onto it. Called it JCardEngine. Next: global platform support with oracle's sim passthrough. github.com/martinpaljak...
ETV üle maailma! 🇪🇪
May 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ETV üle maailma! 🇪🇪
Remember the vid where two “AI”-s supposedly started beeping R2-D2 for efficiency? There exist actual hooman designers already allocating more package area for a huge and crisp barcode than the microtext area left for a multi-language ingredients text…
May 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Remember the vid where two “AI”-s supposedly started beeping R2-D2 for efficiency? There exist actual hooman designers already allocating more package area for a huge and crisp barcode than the microtext area left for a multi-language ingredients text…
Dear TECH support, I'm writing to you for the first time. Please explain the internet to me ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A pro-Russian MP asks the PM of Estonia why when he uses Google, he is shown ads for "same-sex sex toys" and "swingers clubs."
PM Kristen Michal then explains how the Internet works. Algorithms track your prior activity and customize ads to display your interests.
PM Kristen Michal then explains how the Internet works. Algorithms track your prior activity and customize ads to display your interests.
March 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Dear TECH support, I'm writing to you for the first time. Please explain the internet to me ...
The orange clown begging for respect - a.k.a krasnov - who touts his "deal making" more than a petty used car salesman (confirmed) got so miserably played by his handler, kgb operativnik poo-tin, that not even a golf game was promised, but a demonstrative hockey goal by a "great bear rider" ... 🤡
March 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The orange clown begging for respect - a.k.a krasnov - who touts his "deal making" more than a petty used car salesman (confirmed) got so miserably played by his handler, kgb operativnik poo-tin, that not even a golf game was promised, but a demonstrative hockey goal by a "great bear rider" ... 🤡
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Every day:
Everyone: this has to be the absolute lowest point now.
Elon: hold my swastika.
Everyone: this has to be the absolute lowest point now.
Elon: hold my swastika.
🇺🇦🇺🇸 US Senator Mark Kelly, who flew 39 combat missions over Iraq and piloted the Space Shuttle four times, has been labeled a “traitor” by 🤡Elon Musk for his decision to go to Kyiv and advocate for Ukraine’s defence.
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Every day:
Everyone: this has to be the absolute lowest point now.
Elon: hold my swastika.
Everyone: this has to be the absolute lowest point now.
Elon: hold my swastika.
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Drunk on power and ketamine. This is Musk and the foreign minister of Poland. This is what I mean about Musk as the "over-mighty subject". His power is too great for anyone else to be fully free.
March 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Drunk on power and ketamine. This is Musk and the foreign minister of Poland. This is what I mean about Musk as the "over-mighty subject". His power is too great for anyone else to be fully free.
Päevapoliitiline leid Tallinna botaanikaaiast.
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Päevapoliitiline leid Tallinna botaanikaaiast.
eyebleach needed. Miks ja mida teab tiktoki tehisaru endiste ekrelaste mõtetest hobuste suunal?
March 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
eyebleach needed. Miks ja mida teab tiktoki tehisaru endiste ekrelaste mõtetest hobuste suunal?
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Time wake up to our new reality and get serious and real fast.
The rest of us in NATO and the democratic West can no longer count on the US.
Indeed, if the US withholds intelligence as a political cudgel, we are all subject to blackmail.
This is existential.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
The rest of us in NATO and the democratic West can no longer count on the US.
Indeed, if the US withholds intelligence as a political cudgel, we are all subject to blackmail.
This is existential.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Pause in U.S. intelligence help for Ukraine will hurt but not cripple Kyiv's war effort, ex-officials say
The decision to suspend intelligence cooperation — and to announce it publicly — will send shock waves among America’s intelligence partners around the world, former officers said.
www.nbcnews.com
March 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Time wake up to our new reality and get serious and real fast.
The rest of us in NATO and the democratic West can no longer count on the US.
Indeed, if the US withholds intelligence as a political cudgel, we are all subject to blackmail.
This is existential.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
The rest of us in NATO and the democratic West can no longer count on the US.
Indeed, if the US withholds intelligence as a political cudgel, we are all subject to blackmail.
This is existential.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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❗️🇵🇱Polish Prime Minister Tusk:
500 million Europeans ask 300 million Americans to protect them from 140 million Russians
500 million Europeans ask 300 million Americans to protect them from 140 million Russians
March 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
❗️🇵🇱Polish Prime Minister Tusk:
500 million Europeans ask 300 million Americans to protect them from 140 million Russians
500 million Europeans ask 300 million Americans to protect them from 140 million Russians
THANK YOU orange clown krasnov, for finally motivating me to graduate from "prefer local" to "actively reject american", across the board, not just the convenience trap of digital services. Great way to make long-lasting friends ;)
March 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
THANK YOU orange clown krasnov, for finally motivating me to graduate from "prefer local" to "actively reject american", across the board, not just the convenience trap of digital services. Great way to make long-lasting friends ;)
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“Zelensky doesn’t need Trump’s help to give Putin four regions, downsize the army, and abandon NATO aspirations. If he wanted to surrender to Putin, he would have gone to Moscow, not Washington.”
Via Sławomir Dębski
Via Sławomir Dębski
March 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“Zelensky doesn’t need Trump’s help to give Putin four regions, downsize the army, and abandon NATO aspirations. If he wanted to surrender to Putin, he would have gone to Moscow, not Washington.”
Via Sławomir Dębski
Via Sławomir Dębski
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It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
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Trump demands the Nobel Peace Prize and it would be very disrespectful if he didn't get one.
March 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Trump demands the Nobel Peace Prize and it would be very disrespectful if he didn't get one.