Martin Wolfenden
@martinwolfenden.com
Big gay photographer and podcaster, living on the edge of Dartmoor with his husband, dog and ennui.
https://martinwolfenden.com
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That was a hot day.
July 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That was a hot day.
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9th Sept... www.waterstones.com/events/every...
Everything Will Swallow You: An Evening with Tom Cox | Events at Waterstones Bookshops | Waterstones
Events at Waterstones get you closer to the books and authors you admire most. Find information and tickets about Everything Will Swallow You: An Evening with Tom Cox today.
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July 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
9th Sept... www.waterstones.com/events/every...
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I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
He’s working on an epic poem about chasing cyclists.
July 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He’s working on an epic poem about chasing cyclists.
Hendrix likes to visit the hat tree, in the vain hope that one day it will have grown a trilby to complete his Blues Brothers costume.
June 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Hendrix likes to visit the hat tree, in the vain hope that one day it will have grown a trilby to complete his Blues Brothers costume.
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Reality vs the Media's echo chamber.
[Alt text: Doughnut chart showing the proportions of GB Councillors from the total of 18,645.
Green: 865
Other: 2916
Lib Dem: 3025
Conservative: 4465
Labour: 6148
There are four segments too small to have number details: Reform, SNP, Plaid Cymru, Vacant]
[Alt text: Doughnut chart showing the proportions of GB Councillors from the total of 18,645.
Green: 865
Other: 2916
Lib Dem: 3025
Conservative: 4465
Labour: 6148
There are four segments too small to have number details: Reform, SNP, Plaid Cymru, Vacant]
May 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Reality vs the Media's echo chamber.
[Alt text: Doughnut chart showing the proportions of GB Councillors from the total of 18,645.
Green: 865
Other: 2916
Lib Dem: 3025
Conservative: 4465
Labour: 6148
There are four segments too small to have number details: Reform, SNP, Plaid Cymru, Vacant]
[Alt text: Doughnut chart showing the proportions of GB Councillors from the total of 18,645.
Green: 865
Other: 2916
Lib Dem: 3025
Conservative: 4465
Labour: 6148
There are four segments too small to have number details: Reform, SNP, Plaid Cymru, Vacant]
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If anyone’s in or around Central London this weekend I am on at The Comedy Store along with some of the best comedians in the world including my good friends Laura Lexx and @alistairbarrie.com Thursday, Friday and two shows on Saturday tix:
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London's legendary comedy club with the best in stand up, improv and fresh talent. Close to Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square Tube.
london.thecomedystore.co.uk
April 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If anyone’s in or around Central London this weekend I am on at The Comedy Store along with some of the best comedians in the world including my good friends Laura Lexx and @alistairbarrie.com Thursday, Friday and two shows on Saturday tix:
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I retain photographs depicting traumatic experiences in my life, since I think it’s important to remember the bad times, as well as the good. This one is from the occasion when some sheep I’d put my trust in threw me off a cliff for kicks then cut the rope as I tearfully begged for their assistance.
April 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I retain photographs depicting traumatic experiences in my life, since I think it’s important to remember the bad times, as well as the good. This one is from the occasion when some sheep I’d put my trust in threw me off a cliff for kicks then cut the rope as I tearfully begged for their assistance.
This was a lovely selfie of me and the dog. Unfortunately, just as I pressed the shutter button, he heard a cat fart in Dorset. So he is now notable by his absence.
March 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This was a lovely selfie of me and the dog. Unfortunately, just as I pressed the shutter button, he heard a cat fart in Dorset. So he is now notable by his absence.
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It's official: I now own the rights to my books again! Today's newsletter is about why I took them back from my publisher, and how you can get hold of signed copies of them (without giving money to that same publisher)... tomcox.substack.com/p/hurray-i-n...?
HURRAY! I Now Own My Books Again!
Why I took the rights back to my most recent seven books, and how you can get hold of them, without giving money to my (now ex) publishers
tomcox.substack.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's official: I now own the rights to my books again! Today's newsletter is about why I took them back from my publisher, and how you can get hold of signed copies of them (without giving money to that same publisher)... tomcox.substack.com/p/hurray-i-n...?
You really should read everything Tom has written. That man is a font of joy.
Cattle at dawn. Midsummer's Day 2017. Dartington Hall. A photograph I'm using here solely to try to lure people into reading these 4000 words I wrote, a couple of days ago: tomcox.substack.com/p/where-i-am...
March 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You really should read everything Tom has written. That man is a font of joy.
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There's still some fun to be had on Twitter.
February 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There's still some fun to be had on Twitter.
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IMPORTANT: When transporting a giant puffball mushroom you have recently foraged, it is absolutely crucial that you ensure the mushroom is firmly strapped into the passenger seat of your car to guard against sharp braking and potential whiplash.
February 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
IMPORTANT: When transporting a giant puffball mushroom you have recently foraged, it is absolutely crucial that you ensure the mushroom is firmly strapped into the passenger seat of your car to guard against sharp braking and potential whiplash.
Just announcing that I am going to be the new James Bond. I'll be with you tomorrow, before 10pm.
February 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just announcing that I am going to be the new James Bond. I'll be with you tomorrow, before 10pm.
Arses! Penis rocket guy is now in charge of Bond. No doubt we'll need a new Bond for every future film, because the misunderstood tech bro villains will always win. End of an Eon.
February 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Arses! Penis rocket guy is now in charge of Bond. No doubt we'll need a new Bond for every future film, because the misunderstood tech bro villains will always win. End of an Eon.
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“Why isn’t the remote shutter button working?” Digital print B. Black ©️ 2016
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
“Why isn’t the remote shutter button working?” Digital print B. Black ©️ 2016
Sent Henry a slightly saucy Valentine's day card. Hendrix had to get in on the act of course and he doesn't really understand Valentine's day.
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sent Henry a slightly saucy Valentine's day card. Hendrix had to get in on the act of course and he doesn't really understand Valentine's day.
Just a guide, you say? There's still a giant camp postman coming to my tiny house though, right?
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Just a guide, you say? There's still a giant camp postman coming to my tiny house though, right?
It's tempting when you see what is going on in the USA to just go "well, it's their country."
America is a very frightening place for any minority right now and our lot (LGBTQ folk) are already seeing their rights removed.
America is a very frightening place for any minority right now and our lot (LGBTQ folk) are already seeing their rights removed.
February 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It's tempting when you see what is going on in the USA to just go "well, it's their country."
America is a very frightening place for any minority right now and our lot (LGBTQ folk) are already seeing their rights removed.
America is a very frightening place for any minority right now and our lot (LGBTQ folk) are already seeing their rights removed.
I seem to be going doolally. I was eating a croissant and looking down at my phone - which was sitting in my lap. On the screen was a TikTok video showing the bottom of a small plate. I was fascinated by it. Then I realised it wasn't TikTok. I'd accidentally opened the camera app.
February 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I seem to be going doolally. I was eating a croissant and looking down at my phone - which was sitting in my lap. On the screen was a TikTok video showing the bottom of a small plate. I was fascinated by it. Then I realised it wasn't TikTok. I'd accidentally opened the camera app.