Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino
@massitomasino.bsky.social
Everton.
Movies.
Gonzo Journalism.
I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back.
Onwards you sexy Toffee's.
Movies.
Gonzo Journalism.
I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back.
Onwards you sexy Toffee's.
Pinned
Let It All Work Out
Crying
I doubt a retired central midfielder cast off is going to bring peace to the universe lad
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Crying
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To be fair, I'd bet on him to miss that.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
To be fair, I'd bet on him to miss that.
The champions celebrating a draw at home against Sunderland
a man wearing a kangol hat stands next to another man in a living room
ALT: a man wearing a kangol hat stands next to another man in a living room
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The champions celebrating a draw at home against Sunderland
Isidor lad. No. Lad.
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Isidor lad. No. Lad.
Hahahahaha
Wirtz's effort officially credited as a Mukiele own goal by the Premier League
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hahahahaha
Leeds have netted another, how the fuck are Chelsea sitting in 5th hahaha
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Leeds have netted another, how the fuck are Chelsea sitting in 5th hahaha
Chelsea you fucking jammy cunts hahaha
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Chelsea you fucking jammy cunts hahaha
Watching the Leeds Chelsea game and the commentary team of Rob Hawthorne and Gary Neville sound genuinely annoyed that Leeds are winning. It's a bit weird.
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Watching the Leeds Chelsea game and the commentary team of Rob Hawthorne and Gary Neville sound genuinely annoyed that Leeds are winning. It's a bit weird.
McNeil needs to fuck off
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
McNeil needs to fuck off
We lack conviction.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We lack conviction.
Just nearly turned 50p into a bag of sand
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just nearly turned 50p into a bag of sand
Time to show if they are actually mentality monsters.
Let's be fucking real though, this is Everton and this also could be 5 nil by the end of it.
Let's be fucking real though, this is Everton and this also could be 5 nil by the end of it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Time to show if they are actually mentality monsters.
Let's be fucking real though, this is Everton and this also could be 5 nil by the end of it.
Let's be fucking real though, this is Everton and this also could be 5 nil by the end of it.
Aaron Ramsdale in goal btw. Not a fucking effort at his face all half. Grim.
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Aaron Ramsdale in goal btw. Not a fucking effort at his face all half. Grim.
Hahahaha typical after the United performance
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hahahaha typical after the United performance
Did you know New Zealanders call McDonald's "Macca's".
Bomb them. Immediately.
Bomb them. Immediately.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Did you know New Zealanders call McDonald's "Macca's".
Bomb them. Immediately.
Bomb them. Immediately.
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Next, lifelong Labour voter Viscount Percival Vincent Smythe "Thatcher was too much of a leftie" Froversham III tells the Daily Express why he's now voting Reform after Starmer's tax raid on his paltry £5,000,000 25-bedroom London townhouse. "I might have to sell my third Rolls Royce" he laments.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Next, lifelong Labour voter Viscount Percival Vincent Smythe "Thatcher was too much of a leftie" Froversham III tells the Daily Express why he's now voting Reform after Starmer's tax raid on his paltry £5,000,000 25-bedroom London townhouse. "I might have to sell my third Rolls Royce" he laments.
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The year is 2009. I'm about to play a friendly game for Oldham against a Premier League youth team
I came up against a World Cup winner in the game who kicked fuck out of my because I had him for pace. Someone who I genuinely thought was awful while playing against him
Can anyone guess who it was?
I came up against a World Cup winner in the game who kicked fuck out of my because I had him for pace. Someone who I genuinely thought was awful while playing against him
Can anyone guess who it was?
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The year is 2009. I'm about to play a friendly game for Oldham against a Premier League youth team
I came up against a World Cup winner in the game who kicked fuck out of my because I had him for pace. Someone who I genuinely thought was awful while playing against him
Can anyone guess who it was?
I came up against a World Cup winner in the game who kicked fuck out of my because I had him for pace. Someone who I genuinely thought was awful while playing against him
Can anyone guess who it was?
Let It All Work Out
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Let It All Work Out
Love you all
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Love you all
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Forest shoukd have won that 5 0 but for the fucking ref
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Forest shoukd have won that 5 0 but for the fucking ref
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Said it for weeks, the stick Thierno Barry has had but not a thing mentioned about Isak. Top of the flops 👍🏻
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Said it for weeks, the stick Thierno Barry has had but not a thing mentioned about Isak. Top of the flops 👍🏻