Andrew Cook
@mastermastermnd.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker. Salmon Shirts Forever Productions and Edca on youtube. Too many novels in the works. Bengals, Reds, Hoosiers, Bearcats. Transphobes eat shit.
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Andrew Cook
@mastermastermnd.bsky.social
· Oct 28
A ★★★ review of Sledgehammer (1983)
Spookymonth 2025 continues with a sojourn into SOV territory. Brittney is joining me on this leg of the journey with Sledgehammer, an utterly bizarre supernatural slasher film from director David A. P...
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Wrote down some thoughts on Sledgehammer, a SOV slasher film from 1983 which somehow strikes every possible tone a horror movie can strike all at once for 85 minutes. It's unbelievably stupid and surprisingly creepy. Great Halloween movie for true sickos: letterboxd.com/mastermaster...
Siobhan is one of the best American film critics and has done indispensable work unpacking Richard Kelly's masterpiece Southland Tales. Help her out if you can
my dad suffered a freak accident 2 nights ago when a butane torch lighter exploded in his hand, giving him third-degree burns. he had a skin graft today and is going to be out of work for weeks. any help is appreciated
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Siobhan is one of the best American film critics and has done indispensable work unpacking Richard Kelly's masterpiece Southland Tales. Help her out if you can
Everyday grocery shopping outfit
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Everyday grocery shopping outfit
Portishead- Silence
Liz Phair- 6'1
Guided by Voices- Over the Neptune/Mesh Gear Fox
Tori Amos- Crucify
Deftones- Hexagram
Liz Phair- 6'1
Guided by Voices- Over the Neptune/Mesh Gear Fox
Tori Amos- Crucify
Deftones- Hexagram
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Portishead- Silence
Liz Phair- 6'1
Guided by Voices- Over the Neptune/Mesh Gear Fox
Tori Amos- Crucify
Deftones- Hexagram
Liz Phair- 6'1
Guided by Voices- Over the Neptune/Mesh Gear Fox
Tori Amos- Crucify
Deftones- Hexagram
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Unlimited funding for Richard Kelly
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unlimited funding for Richard Kelly
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"I'm sorry if this message bothered you. If it did, plz just ignore it."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"I'm sorry if this message bothered you. If it did, plz just ignore it."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
Wish that was me...
POV you're hanging out with your friend Billy Zane and two demons
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wish that was me...
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
These people wanna do shit like this all the time then cry when any random person online doesn't kiss their ass hard enough.
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
These people wanna do shit like this all the time then cry when any random person online doesn't kiss their ass hard enough.
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Next thing I know, she’s gonna tell me she DOESN’T like Sucker Punch.
I disagree with so many of your film takes I have to take social media breaks to avoid throwing my phone out the window. I love most of you, but some of you have atrocious taste.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Next thing I know, she’s gonna tell me she DOESN’T like Sucker Punch.
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One of the best reasons to stay alive is to see these evil idiots suffer everything they want to inflict on their victims.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
One of the best reasons to stay alive is to see these evil idiots suffer everything they want to inflict on their victims.
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Redford looting like he is in the middle of giving her a gotch style piledriver
I still can’t believe they used this image as their ad campaign for THE ELECTRIC HORSEMAN.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Redford looting like he is in the middle of giving her a gotch style piledriver
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I really really hope this is the last time I have to do this, but my dad and I are still waiting for our new jobs to start/pay us. I'm out of gas, meds, cigs, and cat food and they're all needed. If you can help at all I'd appreciate it.
my dad suffered a freak accident 2 nights ago when a butane torch lighter exploded in his hand, giving him third-degree burns. he had a skin graft today and is going to be out of work for weeks. any help is appreciated
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I really really hope this is the last time I have to do this, but my dad and I are still waiting for our new jobs to start/pay us. I'm out of gas, meds, cigs, and cat food and they're all needed. If you can help at all I'd appreciate it.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (6 times in this case)
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (6 times in this case)
Couldn't stand Peacemaker but the Creature Commandos show was pretty good, David Harbour's character aside. Probably my favorite Gunn project in fact.
I tried to watch the Peacemaker show because people told me was about fascism and stuff but all I saw was a bunch of people saying shit like "what a cromulent fuckcrustable of an op! I can't believe I have to deal with this cockwombler" for 45 minutes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Couldn't stand Peacemaker but the Creature Commandos show was pretty good, David Harbour's character aside. Probably my favorite Gunn project in fact.
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National Holiday today
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
National Holiday today
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Books 3 – fevered.earth
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Great thread! Superman will never bald! He's a living reminder of the existential dread shared among men who know one day their time (and follicles) will pass.
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Great thread! Superman will never bald! He's a living reminder of the existential dread shared among men who know one day their time (and follicles) will pass.
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Update: He was fired illegally and now we officially have zero income. The phones will be shut off soon and we're both expecting calls from potential jobs over the next couple weeks. I need to make $300 by the end of the week to keep them on. If you can help in any way it is needed. Thank you.
my dad suffered a freak accident 2 nights ago when a butane torch lighter exploded in his hand, giving him third-degree burns. he had a skin graft today and is going to be out of work for weeks. any help is appreciated
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Update: He was fired illegally and now we officially have zero income. The phones will be shut off soon and we're both expecting calls from potential jobs over the next couple weeks. I need to make $300 by the end of the week to keep them on. If you can help in any way it is needed. Thank you.
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Me as Yuri enjoyer seeing Yaoi
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me as Yuri enjoyer seeing Yaoi
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announcing the release of STEP ONE: YOU TAKE AN ONION, a one-page party game for 2+ players
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
announcing the release of STEP ONE: YOU TAKE AN ONION, a one-page party game for 2+ players
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
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TOUCHDOWN WOOoooooOooOOoWW
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
TOUCHDOWN WOOoooooOooOOoWW
I tried to watch the Peacemaker show because people told me was about fascism and stuff but all I saw was a bunch of people saying shit like "what a cromulent fuckcrustable of an op! I can't believe I have to deal with this cockwombler" for 45 minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I tried to watch the Peacemaker show because people told me was about fascism and stuff but all I saw was a bunch of people saying shit like "what a cromulent fuckcrustable of an op! I can't believe I have to deal with this cockwombler" for 45 minutes.