People who still hang out on Twitter daily bullshitting and posting like business as usual give me the extreme ick.

If you get a pick six you should have the option to increase your score or reduce the other team’s score

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There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris

Bacchanal, by Nicolas Poussin, 1624
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figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off

You don’t see how anyone could blame Topper for pulling Luzardo and bringing in Kerkering, who’s proven repeatedly that he loses his nerve in big situations? Okayyyyyy….

He should never have been on the mound. Luzardo until the 17th inning

Jesus that was like a brainstorming session for finding the worst possible way to lose

Sorry, but: fire Topper

I was a columnist at Harper's during #metoo, which was apparently the bridge too far for the publisher; the magazine swung right, starting with attacks on feminism and defenses of abusers. Needless to say, I departed.

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

When the Yankees get eliminated

Phillies and Eagles tomorrow, should be healthy for us all

Phillies should wear the powder blues for the rest of time

I’m never gonna get over The Bunt

honestly the phillies deserved to lose for that bunt, playing for a tie with a runner on second and nobody out in the bottom of the ninth is coward shit

15 minutes ago I would have hated this idea, now I want him run out of Philly on a rail

So you give them an out with the bunt AND you don’t pinch run for Castellanos, so the out you give them is at 3rd.
Then Bader’s single would’ve scored the tying run, except, you gave that run away.

I know everyone understands this already, but I needed to type it out to believe it.

i can't be alone

It was also a terrible decision in foresight

Not only indefensible, but unforgivable

BUNTING IS FOR LOSERS