Matthew Farris 🏳️🌈
@mattfarris.bsky.social
Opinionated fan of British telly. I take soap operas seriously. Typos should be expected. Only follow soap opera content accounts here.
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So, I'm famous now, right? #Neighbours #SaveNeighbours
If Grant is back in the spring then I guess Nigel will survive the anniversary? #EastEnders
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
If Grant is back in the spring then I guess Nigel will survive the anniversary? #EastEnders
It makes sense for Nigel and Mark but I’m glad it’s a short visit. #EastEnders
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 PM
It makes sense for Nigel and Mark but I’m glad it’s a short visit. #EastEnders
It would make so much sense to bring a middle-aged Spencer back with a new face, but could he please not be a jerk, secret psycho or hard man? We're chock full at the moment. #EastEnders
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It would make so much sense to bring a middle-aged Spencer back with a new face, but could he please not be a jerk, secret psycho or hard man? We're chock full at the moment. #EastEnders
Umm, except Kat didn't get her prey. Chrissie got away and then caught Kat by surprise in the kitchen. #EastEnders
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Umm, except Kat didn't get her prey. Chrissie got away and then caught Kat by surprise in the kitchen. #EastEnders
Next week is three years since #TheSix flash forward and none of these women are leading a story right now. #EastEnders
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Next week is three years since #TheSix flash forward and none of these women are leading a story right now. #EastEnders
Kat, about Zoe: "Her suffering the way she is excites you more than if she was dead."
Chrissie: "I'm not going to lie, the thought does give me a little tingle." #EastEnders
Chrissie: "I'm not going to lie, the thought does give me a little tingle." #EastEnders
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Kat, about Zoe: "Her suffering the way she is excites you more than if she was dead."
Chrissie: "I'm not going to lie, the thought does give me a little tingle." #EastEnders
Chrissie: "I'm not going to lie, the thought does give me a little tingle." #EastEnders
Basically my long lost twin.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Basically my long lost twin.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Why is Chrissie dressed like this?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Why is Chrissie dressed like this?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Max trying to be a substitute Mick with Ollie.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Max trying to be a substitute Mick with Ollie.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
"Did you borrow that sexy granny top from Elaine?" #EastEnders
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"Did you borrow that sexy granny top from Elaine?" #EastEnders
Serious question: has an #EastEnders show runner ever started out poorly and then become great after a long while?
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Serious question: has an #EastEnders show runner ever started out poorly and then become great after a long while?
Linda talking about her son being bullied has made her want to kiss Max? As weird as Vicky talking about her attack and then jumping Zack's bones.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Linda talking about her son being bullied has made her want to kiss Max? As weird as Vicky talking about her attack and then jumping Zack's bones.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
I wonder what Big Mo is doing? Probably bunked up with Stevie.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I wonder what Big Mo is doing? Probably bunked up with Stevie.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
I wonder what Sharon is doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I wonder what Sharon is doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Please do not screw up Nugget's epilepsy story. It's the only story I'm vaguely interested in at the moment.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Please do not screw up Nugget's epilepsy story. It's the only story I'm vaguely interested in at the moment.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
I wonder what Stacey's doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I wonder what Stacey's doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
I wonder what Denise is doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I wonder what Denise is doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
I wonder what Kathy's doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I wonder what Kathy's doing?
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Bad news for soap fans.
#EastEnders #Corrie #Emmerdale #Hollyoaks www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/bri...
#EastEnders #Corrie #Emmerdale #Hollyoaks www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/bri...
ITV confirms The British Soap Awards will not return to air in 2026
The British Soap Awards returned in 2025 after a one-year break.
www.radiotimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Bad news for soap fans.
#EastEnders #Corrie #Emmerdale #Hollyoaks www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/bri...
#EastEnders #Corrie #Emmerdale #Hollyoaks www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/bri...
The more they demand we feel sorry for Ravi, the less I am. The only way to be forgiven is to take responsibility for what you did.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The more they demand we feel sorry for Ravi, the less I am. The only way to be forgiven is to take responsibility for what you did.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
I am loving Eve's hairdo tribute to Sheena Easton.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I am loving Eve's hairdo tribute to Sheena Easton.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Ravi's shirt burst open when he threw a punch? We are in telenovela territory.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Ravi's shirt burst open when he threw a punch? We are in telenovela territory.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
The way Frankenmark just appears out of the shadows to take over someone else's scene.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The way Frankenmark just appears out of the shadows to take over someone else's scene.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Wait wait wait. Didn't we already have this scene at Harry's with a sex pest bothering a woman and some hothead coming in and punching him? Jimmy Essex played the pest.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Wait wait wait. Didn't we already have this scene at Harry's with a sex pest bothering a woman and some hothead coming in and punching him? Jimmy Essex played the pest.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders