Matthew Farris 🏳️🌈
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Opinionated fan of British telly fan. Currently hate-watching #EastEnders Only follow soap opera fan accounts here.
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I miss the dark and gothic. Sharon being strangled on her wedding day, Keanu buried under the cafe floor, Linda seeing her own death, George tragically losing both his mothers. DRAMA!
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I miss the dark and gothic. Sharon being strangled on her wedding day, Keanu buried under the cafe floor, Linda seeing her own death, George tragically losing both his mothers. DRAMA!
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
Not a fan of this Hollyoaks pacing. Rush rush rush from one plot point to the next. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Not a fan of this Hollyoaks pacing. Rush rush rush from one plot point to the next. #EastEnders
Newsflash: Zack *can* read. I know some weren't sure. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Newsflash: Zack *can* read. I know some weren't sure. #EastEnders
Lauren compliments Zoe on her ability to put someone to sleep with her company. #EastEnders
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December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lauren compliments Zoe on her ability to put someone to sleep with her company. #EastEnders
Eek. Harry's gyrations could have used another take. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Eek. Harry's gyrations could have used another take. #EastEnders
First we had Zoe and Jean wearing Stacey's old ruffle blouses and now Sam has nicked one of Elaine's sexy granny camisoles. Wardrobe budget crunch? #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
First we had Zoe and Jean wearing Stacey's old ruffle blouses and now Sam has nicked one of Elaine's sexy granny camisoles. Wardrobe budget crunch? #EastEnders
No way do I believe Sam is the stalker or the big drugz boss. Sam's a perennial screw up, her plans always go wrong and she doesn't like sharing the spotlight. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No way do I believe Sam is the stalker or the big drugz boss. Sam's a perennial screw up, her plans always go wrong and she doesn't like sharing the spotlight. #EastEnders
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This heroin storyline is another complete waste of a good young actor. I want Wadey sacked for Xmas #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This heroin storyline is another complete waste of a good young actor. I want Wadey sacked for Xmas #EastEnders
If a character opens someone else's safe, they should find something they weren't supposed to see. That's just Soaps 101. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If a character opens someone else's safe, they should find something they weren't supposed to see. That's just Soaps 101. #EastEnders
Nicola should be going full Abby Ewing on Harry's drug problem. #EastEnders #KnotsLanding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3XV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3XV...
Abby Catches Olivia With Cocaine | Knots Landing | No Miracle Worker | S8E17
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December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nicola should be going full Abby Ewing on Harry's drug problem. #EastEnders #KnotsLanding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3XV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3XV...
Shelaine seems to be auditioning for a panto. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Shelaine seems to be auditioning for a panto. #EastEnders
Secret psycho scumbags, crime organizations, and addiction drama are the bread and butter of #Hollyoaks and they do them well, so why can't Wadey make those plots work on #EastEnders ? #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Secret psycho scumbags, crime organizations, and addiction drama are the bread and butter of #Hollyoaks and they do them well, so why can't Wadey make those plots work on #EastEnders ? #EastEnders
Zoe was bananas when Mini Mo went missing and now she's like "feed her while I'm away if you remember." #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Zoe was bananas when Mini Mo went missing and now she's like "feed her while I'm away if you remember." #EastEnders
I do love when Kojo is smarter than Harry. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I do love when Kojo is smarter than Harry. #EastEnders
Howie told Kim about Anthony on the condition she keep quiet about it? Kinda dumb. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Howie told Kim about Anthony on the condition she keep quiet about it? Kinda dumb. #EastEnders
Credit where credit is due, this is the first time I've unironically laughed at the show in weeks. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Credit where credit is due, this is the first time I've unironically laughed at the show in weeks. #EastEnders
The only thing worse than a killjoy is a hypocrite killjoy. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The only thing worse than a killjoy is a hypocrite killjoy. #EastEnders
Why can't anyone just tell Kim to dial it down on the bridezilla routine? She's hardly made of glass. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why can't anyone just tell Kim to dial it down on the bridezilla routine? She's hardly made of glass. #EastEnders
Still can't believe that five of #TheSix aren't on at the moment. Three when Denise and Suki are back on screen. #EastEnders
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Still can't believe that five of #TheSix aren't on at the moment. Three when Denise and Suki are back on screen. #EastEnders
Credit where credit is due, there were some things to like amongst this 90% recycled episode. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Credit where credit is due, there were some things to like amongst this 90% recycled episode. #EastEnders
I really liked Freddie and Anna. Sorry to see them go. Don't care if you disagree. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I really liked Freddie and Anna. Sorry to see them go. Don't care if you disagree. #EastEnders
Gina, who once cozied up to Dean, has some thoughts about Bobby. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gina, who once cozied up to Dean, has some thoughts about Bobby. #EastEnders
Inquiring minds want to know! #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Inquiring minds want to know! #EastEnders
