Matthew Farris 🏳️🌈
@mattfarris.bsky.social
Opinionated fan of British telly fan. Currently hate-watching #EastEnders Only follow soap opera fan accounts here.
Eek. Harry's gyrations could have used another take. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Eek. Harry's gyrations could have used another take. #EastEnders
First we had Zoe and Jean wearing Stacey's old ruffle blouses and now Sam has nicked one of Elaine's sexy granny camisoles. Wardrobe budget crunch? #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
First we had Zoe and Jean wearing Stacey's old ruffle blouses and now Sam has nicked one of Elaine's sexy granny camisoles. Wardrobe budget crunch? #EastEnders
No way do I believe Sam is the stalker or the big drugz boss. Sam's a perennial screw up, her plans always go wrong and she doesn't like sharing the spotlight. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No way do I believe Sam is the stalker or the big drugz boss. Sam's a perennial screw up, her plans always go wrong and she doesn't like sharing the spotlight. #EastEnders
I do love when Kojo is smarter than Harry. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I do love when Kojo is smarter than Harry. #EastEnders
Credit where credit is due, this is the first time I've unironically laughed at the show in weeks. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Credit where credit is due, this is the first time I've unironically laughed at the show in weeks. #EastEnders
The only thing worse than a killjoy is a hypocrite killjoy. #EastEnders
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The only thing worse than a killjoy is a hypocrite killjoy. #EastEnders
Still can't believe that five of #TheSix aren't on at the moment. Three when Denise and Suki are back on screen. #EastEnders
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Still can't believe that five of #TheSix aren't on at the moment. Three when Denise and Suki are back on screen. #EastEnders
Credit where credit is due, there were some things to like amongst this 90% recycled episode. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Credit where credit is due, there were some things to like amongst this 90% recycled episode. #EastEnders
I really liked Freddie and Anna. Sorry to see them go. Don't care if you disagree. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I really liked Freddie and Anna. Sorry to see them go. Don't care if you disagree. #EastEnders
Inquiring minds want to know! #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Inquiring minds want to know! #EastEnders
BritBox doing their part by making every episode sound boring. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
BritBox doing their part by making every episode sound boring. #EastEnders
Apologies in advance if I'm to blame for the alleged fire. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Apologies in advance if I'm to blame for the alleged fire. #EastEnders
Doesn't make sense, isn't true to character and won't hold up to scrutiny but neither did Kathy whacking Cindy with a shovel. #EastEnders
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Doesn't make sense, isn't true to character and won't hold up to scrutiny but neither did Kathy whacking Cindy with a shovel. #EastEnders
I hope Chrissie's going to be revealed as the stalker. It makes sense, she's got the motivation and the timing is right. #EastEnders
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I hope Chrissie's going to be revealed as the stalker. It makes sense, she's got the motivation and the timing is right. #EastEnders
Mood when watching this dreck. #EastEnders
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Mood when watching this dreck. #EastEnders
Any clips of this for US fans? #EastEnders
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Any clips of this for US fans? #EastEnders
Not completely convinced Anthony is the stalker. He might just be a garden variety obsessed ex-boyfriend. #EastEnders
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Not completely convinced Anthony is the stalker. He might just be a garden variety obsessed ex-boyfriend. #EastEnders
A Vicky Ross Zack triangle hinges on the two men having good hate chemistry. Not seeing it yet. #EastEnders
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A Vicky Ross Zack triangle hinges on the two men having good hate chemistry. Not seeing it yet. #EastEnders
Ben Wadey hates us. What other explanation could their be for weekly quiz night scenes? #EastEnders
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ben Wadey hates us. What other explanation could their be for weekly quiz night scenes? #EastEnders
Confirmed: Ian and Shelaine will shag. #EastEnders
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Confirmed: Ian and Shelaine will shag. #EastEnders
Welcome to the #EastEnders earn-while-you-learn acting program. Today's topic: emotion... or lack thereof.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Welcome to the #EastEnders earn-while-you-learn acting program. Today's topic: emotion... or lack thereof.