Matt Herdman
@mattherdman.bsky.social
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Lefty, Urbanism, Amateur Pastry Chef 🏳️‍🌈 📍 Washington, DC
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We’re going to have so many merchants in the temple, more merchants in the temple than ever before
Republicans, pretending they just noticed the swastika they hung as a decoration:
The median Republican Gen Z staffer is horrifying
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
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My man I don’t know how you can even get hotter than this
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Possibly the funniest thing in here is Jones’ lawyers describing The Onion as his “ideological nemesis.”
I've always said that East St Louis, Decatur, and Wicker Park share a community of interest together
any meal can be a breakfast. the moment I realized chicken/rice/vegetable reheated well and tastes just as good at 7am was a great moment
Kiss of the Spider Woman: Turn Off The Dark
Life cycle of reading a Bari Weiss article

"wow maybe woke did go too far"
"oh wow this seems really bad"
*reads several other articles on the subject from real news outlets*
"oh that's weird that the Free Press didn't mention a whole bunch of damning facts that hurt their case"
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Who doesn’t love their new trump taxes
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Psycho and Kate's Brother both should have been huge
Papers, Please (2013) and he enjoys it for entirely the wrong reason
I am interested in what video games Bashar al-Assad is supposedly addicted to tbh.
80/20 gay/bi is both extremely funny and also a fairly accurate description of me
Post you from a different era

2008 was a very different era!
It seems inevitable that the Pope, who is from Chicago, will eventually show up in person
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
Pokimane, a nonpolitical streamer with 10m followers:
“I have been hearing a lot about the government shutting down. What does that mean exactly?…And I heard they don’t like wanna give health care to people or something. So they can give more money to Elon musk?”

Total Democratic messaging victory
*calls himself a libertarian
*wants to ban Pride parades
*ideal society is one where married women don't have the right to vote
*is open to criminalizing adultery, penalized by stoning to death
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/o...
Opinion | He Believes America Should Be a Theocracy. He Says His Influence Is Growing.
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Trump and RFK want Americans to die of treatable diseases, so they can save money to pay for tax cuts for billionaires.
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
god I need a soprano or a griller #8, it's been months since I've been
I don’t think National Tuxedo Day is a real holiday but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯