Stanley Newton
@matthewgfunk.bsky.social
PNW. Lover of comedy, sports, and the outdoors. He/Him.
Loved the snail stickers! Are you also doing the octopus π in stickers?
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Loved the snail stickers! Are you also doing the octopus π in stickers?
Reposted by Stanley Newton
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
And a sucker is born every minute.
December 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
And a sucker is born every minute.
Reposted by Stanley Newton
Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.
Reposted by Stanley Newton
Season Premiere January 20th: βFull White Houseβ (h/t @jimmykimmel.bsky.social )
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Season Premiere January 20th: βFull White Houseβ (h/t @jimmykimmel.bsky.social )
Reposted by Stanley Newton
Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering βdonβt love thatβ over and over
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering βdonβt love thatβ over and over
I'm here for the Gilly content π€
November 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I'm here for the Gilly content π€
This take sounds very popular π€
October 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
This take sounds very popular π€
Reposted by Stanley Newton
Meanwhile. Elsewhere...
February 9, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Meanwhile. Elsewhere...
Haha yes! Well said. And don't forget about Don "magic man" Majkowski, another great
December 5, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Haha yes! Well said. And don't forget about Don "magic man" Majkowski, another great
What a game. Jordan Love looking good
December 5, 2023 at 5:18 PM
What a game. Jordan Love looking good
Ugh, sorry to hear that. π That's just the worst. Best to you π«Ά
November 22, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Ugh, sorry to hear that. π That's just the worst. Best to you π«Ά
Are you going with?
November 22, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Are you going with?
You're amazing, Annabelle π«Άβ€οΈ
November 21, 2023 at 4:45 PM
You're amazing, Annabelle π«Άβ€οΈ
Ryan Seacrest or Brian Dunkleman
November 20, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Ryan Seacrest or Brian Dunkleman
π―
this is the absolute truth in my experience
This is corny, but: I find that the more compassion you have for yourself, the more you can have for other people, and vice versa. When the only two categories you have for your own behavior are Perfect Misunderstood Genius or Total Piece of Shit, that's going to be how you see other people, too.
November 17, 2023 at 9:18 PM
π―
Reposted by Stanley Newton
Maturity is living a private life others don't understand and letting them assume what they want without oversharing and explaining yourself. A person who is okay with being misunderstood is a powerful person.
November 14, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Maturity is living a private life others don't understand and letting them assume what they want without oversharing and explaining yourself. A person who is okay with being misunderstood is a powerful person.
Nirvana Nevermind
November 8, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Nirvana Nevermind
Just a little guy looking for some breakfast
November 7, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Just a little guy looking for some breakfast