Matthew Tarpy
@matthewtarpy.com
In recovery. Dipshit from Chicago. Transplanted Ohioan. Proud Tartan. Father to Dexter. Catdad. Gamer (Destiny 2). Politics Junkie. THE Ohio State University fan. matthewtarpy.com (obligatory: my opinions are my own)
Kid went back to Chicago yesterday. Used my flown-way-too-many-miles-on-AA status and got him kicked up front. He loved it.
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Kid went back to Chicago yesterday. Used my flown-way-too-many-miles-on-AA status and got him kicked up front. He loved it.
Not my best day...
#Wordle 1,653 4/6
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Puzzle #931
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“Load up on tissues”
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December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Not my best day...
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Puzzle #931
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Puzzle #931
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This was awesome!
#GVerse Maggie Smith and Joan Plowright roasting Judi Dench for getting all the roles is genuinely the best thing you’ll see today.
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This was awesome!
Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
Like a good consultant I've started to teach my son to speak in IATA.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Like a good consultant I've started to teach my son to speak in IATA.
Some very cool stuff from @arstechnica.com #BlackHoles
Embark on a visual voyage of art inspired by black holes
Art and science converge in Lynn Gamwell's book, Conjuring the Void: The Art of Black Holes...
arstechnica.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Some very cool stuff from @arstechnica.com #BlackHoles
Got there in the end...
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Puzzle #930
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“If you ask me ...”
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Puzzle #930
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“If you ask me ...”
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December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Got there in the end...
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December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
What should the peace talks with russia actually be negotiating about? I'll start: the size of the DMZ inside russia.
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
What should the peace talks with russia actually be negotiating about? I'll start: the size of the DMZ inside russia.
I feel like they changed the theme in the middle of Stands...
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“Please hold”
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“Please hold”
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December 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I feel like they changed the theme in the middle of Stands...
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“Please hold”
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“Please hold”
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Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
I got a weighed blanket from my parents for Christmas (both my psychiatrist and therapist have been on me to get one for my anxiety) and I want to know where it has been all my life.
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I got a weighed blanket from my parents for Christmas (both my psychiatrist and therapist have been on me to get one for my anxiety) and I want to know where it has been all my life.
As good as the Hersey's Kisses ad!
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
As good as the Hersey's Kisses ad!
Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
Kinda surprised that only Strands had a #Christmas theme today...
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“Caroler's count”
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December 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Kinda surprised that only Strands had a #Christmas theme today...
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Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo.
Oh God yes!
Oh God yes!
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo.
Oh God yes!
Oh God yes!
SANTA1!
Live Flight Tracker - Real-Time Flight Tracker Map | Flightradar24
View flight SANTA1 from North Pole to North Pole on Flightradar24
www.flightradar24.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
SANTA1!
Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
ICE is on Alert. They have been tipped off about a foreigner who will enter the country in the next few days. He is believed to be from the North Pole and driving a vehicle which is unlicensed and has an expired registration. He will probably be arrested, violently. What’s more he is a socialist.
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ICE is on Alert. They have been tipped off about a foreigner who will enter the country in the next few days. He is believed to be from the North Pole and driving a vehicle which is unlicensed and has an expired registration. He will probably be arrested, violently. What’s more he is a socialist.
Posting my favorite picture of me from 2025:
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Posting my favorite picture of me from 2025:
Reposted by Matthew Tarpy
Was not my day today..
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“Gather around”
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“Gather around”
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December 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Was not my day today..
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@frydave.bsky.social this seems like a Christmas tradition you could get behind!
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@frydave.bsky.social this seems like a Christmas tradition you could get behind!
I love Simon's Cat!
2025 is coming to an end! These are
some of our film highlights this year...
some of our film highlights this year...
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love Simon's Cat!